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After Survivor Series, who will return as the WWE Champion on the next Monday Night Raw? Will reigning champion Randy Orton be able to fend off the assault of Shawn Michaels? Or will HBK be able to triumph without the most lethal arrow in his quiver, Sweet Chin Music?
And who will emerge with bragging rights from the tri-branded Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match? Will it be Triple H’s team or Umaga’s team? Will there be just a sole survivor?
Speaking of returning, will Hornswoggle even be able to waddle back after his Survivor Series match against The Great Khali? And if the newest McMahon does manage to pull out the unlikeliest of victories, how will such a coup affect the little guy’s ego?
The night after Survivor Series, will Beth Phoenix remain, as she calls herself, “the perfect combination of strength and beauty?” Or will the Glamazon be defeated in the 10-Diva Tag Team Match?
By next Monday night, the WWE tribe will have spoken. To find out their answers, tune in to Monday Night Raw from Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., at 9/8 CT on USA Network.
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RAW Results - 19th Nov, 2007
Location - Sunrise, Florida
Announcers - J.R. and Jerry 'The King' Lawler
We begin tonight’s show with a Torch running through Miami. Time for some theme music.
We are live from Sunrise, Florida and your announcers are Jim 'BBQ Gator' Ross and Jerry 'Where is my Gravy Boat Match?' Lawler.
We start off with the man who could not get the job done last night as Shawn Michaels comes to the ring. Shawn has a mic and he tells everyone that he has no excuses because the better man won last night. He says that he is out here because he wants to invite the WWE Champion Randy Orton so he can shake Orton’s hand.
Randy Orton appears on the TitanTron and he refuses to come to the ring. He tells Michaels to look at his face, the result of another superkick. Orton does not think that Shawn is going to just shake his hand. Michaels says that he was going to kick Orton again if he came to the ring. Shawn says that if it makes him feel better, it would have been after he challenged Randy for a rematch. Orton tells Michaels to save his energy because he is not going to come to the ring. Orton says that he proved last night that he was the better man when he won last night. He showed that he was the better man when he beat Triple H. He also showed that he was better when he beat John Cena. Orton says that he will not answer Shawn’s challenge. Orton says that the man with the torch is running from Miami to Fort Lauderdale to signify the passing of the torch. Shawn Michaels had his chance and now it is over.
Ken Kennedy’s music plays and he comes out. Michaels attacks Kennedy when he comes to the ring and then clotheslines him over the top rope. Kennedy pulls Michaels out of the ring and punches him. Kennedy Irish whips Michaels into the ring post.
Kennedy gets in the ring and he tells Shawn Michaels that he had his shot and now it is his turn. Michaels pulls Kennedy out of the ring. Michaels tells Kennedy to face him in the ring. Kennedy tells Michaels that nicknames are given, not chosen so he better not flatter himself. Michaels has accomplished a lot in his career, but he is known for losing epic ladder matches, losing to John Cena at Wrestlemania, and losing his smile. Kennedy calls Michaels a loser.
William Regal comes out and says if they want to do it properly, they will do it in a match. A referee comes out and he wants the bell rung. We go to commercial.
Shawn Michaels versus Ken Kennedy
We join the match in progress and Michaels punches and chops Kennedy on the ramp. They exchange punches and we are told that the match has not officially started. Michaels with a press on Kennedy and then he rolls Kennedy into the ring, but Kennedy rolls out of the ring. Michaels goes after Kennedy but Kennedy with forearms. Kennedy gets Michaels up and then they fight into the crowd. Kennedy clotheslines Michaels back into the ringside area. Michaels slams Kennedy’s head into the announce table and then they fight over the announce table. Kennedy runs Michaels’s back into the ring apron. Kennedy rolls Michaels into the ring and then Kennedy gets a chair. Michaels with Sweet Chin Music into the chair and Kennedy is knocked off the apron.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see footage of Jerry Lawler punching Santino Marella last week and their match.
Santino Marella versus Jerry Lawler
The bell rings and Marella tells the referee to tell Lawler not to use any punches during the match. Lawler with a drop kick and Marella falls back into the corner. They lock up and Lawler backs Marella into the corner and Marella with shoulders in the corner followed by an Irish whip and running shoulder into the corner. Santino takes a bow but that just gives Lawler time to recover and he punches Marella followed by an Irish whip. Lawler charges into the corner and Marella moves. Marella with Divorce Court followed by a diving head butt to the arm. Marella goes outside the ring and takes the crown and he mocks Lawler. Marella tells Jim Ross that he is going to beat his friend like a government dog. Marella mocks Lawler’s love for puppies. Lawler punches Marella followed by a hip toss. Marella wrings the arm and Lawler blocks a hip toss and Lawler with a back slide for the three count.
Winner: Jerry Lawler
After the match:
Randy Orton comes to the ring from out of nowhere and hits the RKO on Lawler as Marella leaves the ring. Orton gets on the mic and he apologizes to Lawler and says that he cannot help himself. Orton has an update on the status of his torch runner. We see him leaving the American Airlines Arena. Orton says that it seems like only yesterday . . . it was yesterday. It is only a matter of time until the official passing of the torch. We go to commercial.
We are back and the torch runner is still running.
Todd Grisham is with Ken Kennedy and he wants to know what happened with Shawn Michaels earlier tonight. Kennedy says that he went to the ring to show Shawn Michaels some respect but that isn’t what happened because Shawn Michaels super kicked a chair into his face. Kennedy wants to know why Shawn did that. Kennedy says that he did it because Michaels sees his career evaporating before his eyes. Michaels wishes that he had the talent that Kennedy has. Kennedy says that Michaels is going to do everything to hold him down. Kennedy says that Father Time catches up with everybody. Next time their paths cross, he won’t have to worry about Father Time, he will only have to worry about Mr. Kennedy.
Jim Ross talks about the match between Hornswoggle and Great Khali and we see highlights from the match.
Vince is in his office with William Regal and Jonathan Coachman. Vince says that it was one of the greatest Survivor Series. Regal says that he was trying not to laugh at Hornswoggle. Coach talks about the pep talk that Vince gave Hornswoggle and then he says that he made Hornswoggle think he could win. Regal suggests that Vince should be a motivational speaker. Coach talks about Finlay coming to the ring. There is a knock on the door and Carlito enters. Vince wants to know what Carlito is doing in the office. Carlito says that he was raised on tough love because his father used to beat the crap out of him and he respects Vince for that. Vince wants to know how tough Carlito is. Vince wonders what would happen if Carlito faced a McMahon . . . a four foot four inch McMahon. Carlito starts to laugh. Vince suggests a match between Hornswoggle and Carlito. Coach and Regal laugh as Carlito leaves and Vince wants to know if he said something funny.
We are back with the Smack of the Week: Umaga being pinned by Triple H and Jeff Hardy last night at Survivor Series
Jeff Hardy versus Umaga
Hardy punches Umaga but Umaga pushes Hardy off the ropes. Hardy with kicks to Umaga and then he tries to Irish whip Umaga but he cannot budge Umaga. Umaga tries for a diving head butt and then they battle out of the ring. Hardy with a drop kick and a near fall. Hardy tries for a sunset flip but Umaga holds on to the ropes. Hardy with a flying forearm but Umaga knocks Hardy to the mat. Umaga with a foot to the head. Hardy punches Umaga in the midsection but Umaga with a nerve hold. Hardy tries to get to his feet and he tries to get out of the hold but Umaga pulls Hardy to the mat by his hair. Umaga returns to the nerve hold. Umaga slams Hardy’s head into the turnbuckles and Umaga charges into the corner but Hardy moves and Umaga goes into the ring post. Hardy with a DDT and he goes to the apron. Hardy is knocked off the apron and hits the ringside barrier. We go to commercial.
We are back and Umaga is back to the nerve hold and Hardy gets back to his feet. We see footage during the commercial when Umaga hits a wheelbarrow suplex. Hardy tries to slam Umaga but he cannot get him up and Umaga falls on top of Hardy for a two count. Umaga with a snap mare followed by a nerve hold. Hardy tries to get to the ropes but is unable to do so. Umaga with a back body drop to Hardy and then he hits a leg drop for a near fall. Umaga with a series of kicks to the chest followed by a spinning heel kick to the back. Umaga punches Hardy and Hardy goes down again. Hardy drops Umaga across the top rope and then Hardy goes up top but Umaga catches Hardy and hits an uranage but only gets a two count. Umaga works on Hardy’s chest and then he returns to the nerve hold. Umaga goes to the second turnbuckle but Hardy moves out of the way when Umaga tries for a diving head butt or splash. Both men are down and Umaga and Hardy return to their feet. Umaga with a punch that sends Hardy back into the corner. Umaga sets for the running butt splash but Hardy moves out of the way and Hardy hits Whisper in the Wind but can only get a two count. Hardy with punches and a kick followed by running forearms. Hard tries for Twist of Fate but Umaga sends Hardy into the turnbuckles. Hardy with a mule kick. Umaga tries for a splash in the corner but Hardy moves. Hardy goes up top for a Swanton but Umaga moves. Umaga with a Samoan drop and then he signals for the Samoan Spike but he misses and Hardy hits the Twist of Fate. Hardy with a baseball slide that sends Umaga into the announce table followed by a pescado. From out of nowhere, Gene Snitsky comes to the ring and attacks Hardy
Winner: Jeff Hardy by disqualification
After the match:
Snitsky attacks Hardy and hits a short arm clothesline and then he tries for a power slam but Hardy sends Snitsky into the turnbuckles. Hardy punches Snitsky and Umaga attacks Hardy. Umaga and Snitsky attack Hardy and send him out of the ring.
Triple H’s music plays and he comes to the ring and he clotheslines Snitsky and punches Umaga. Umaga misses a splash in the corner and Hunter with a spinebuster and the shirt comes off. Hunter clotheslines Umaga over the top rope to the floor. Hunter punches Snitsky and hits the facebuster and clotheslines Snitsky over the top rope to the floor.
Triple H and Jeff Hardy celebrate in the ring.
We see the Viral video but it is time for a commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of Gene Snitsky attacking Jeff Hardy and Umaga helping Snitsky only to see Triple H come to the ring to help his BFF.
Jeff and Hunter are talking in the back and Todd Grisham wants to know why Hunter went to the ring to help Jeff. Hunter says that he is the good Samaritan of the WWE. Hunter says that if you have two guys like Umaga and Snitsky saying that they are badasses, he will be there to show who the real badass is. Hunter says that he might have nothing in common but they have respect. Hunter suggests that Todd Grisham had a few drinks with some questionable ladies.
Bob Holly versus Cody Rhodes
They lock up and Holly backs Rhodes into the corner but Rhodes reverses. Rhodes with a clean break but he turns his back to Holly and Holly with a series of chops and forearms. Rhodes with an inside cradle followed by a clothesline and he gets a few near falls. Holly gets in Rhodes’s face and then he slams Cody twice. Holly with forearms to Rhodes and then he chokes Cody in the ropes. Holly with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Holly with a punch to Rhodes followed by a chop. Rhodes with a punch followed by a side Russian leg sweep. Holy with a drop kick and then he sets for the Alabama Slam but Rhodes with a sunset flip but Holly escapes the hold. Rhodes gets the three count with a DDT.
Winner: Cody Rhodes
After the match:
Randy Orton comes to the ring and gives Rhodes an RKO. Orton gets on the mic and then he hits an RKO on Orton. Orton says that he is not supposed to be here yet, but it is time for a status report. Rhodes is now entering Fort Lauderdale (even though the building is in Sunrise). Orton says that it is a matter of time before he gets the respect that he deserves. We go to commercial.
We are back with an Earlier Tonight Moment of Orton giving Rhodes an RKO followed by one to Bob Holly. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler talk about what Orton has been doing tonight. We have a Randy Orton tribute video. We see the path of destruction that Orton has taken over the last few months.
Vince is in his office and Finlay is in there. Vince says that he does not forget what happened last night during the Hornswoggle match. Vince says that he doesn’t like surprises. Finlay says that being Irish is all about surprises. Finlay says that he was born in Ireland, but Vince says that it isn’t really Ireland. Vince dances around the question of where he was born. Finlay says that he has some whisky for himself and he says that he will get Vince some hot milk because of his age. Vince doesn’t like what Finlay just said but Finlay says that he is messing with Vince. Vince laughs as Finlay leaves the room.
Backstage:
Mickie James and Maria walk to the ring as we go to commercial.
We are back and Ric Flair is coming back next week.
Jim Ross points out that Linda McMahon was named one of the most powerful businesspeople.
Before our next match, Melina takes the mic but Jillian interrupts and she says hello to the people of Miami. She says that tonight they have a very special guest with them. In the front row is Jon Secada. Jillian wants Jon to stand up. Jillian says that Jon is here to support Lillian and she mentions the duet that Lillian did with Jon. Jillian insults Lillian’s singing. Jillian wonders why Jon is here in Florida because nobody in Florida understands Mexican talk. Jillian says that she is ready to blow him away. Jillian says that she can sing any type of music.
Melina and Jillian Hall versus Maria and Mickie James
Maria and Melina start things off but Melina with an arm bar as Maria makes it to the ropes and flips to reverse the hold. Maria with an Irish whip and a running clothesline followed by a bronco buster. Jillian pulls Maria’s hair as she comes off the ropes and then Melina trips Maria. Melina throws Maria to the mat but Maria kicks her off. Melina with an elbow to Maria and Jillian is tagged in. Jillian tries for a 450 splash on Maria but Maria moves and Jillian hits Melina. Mickie comes in and connects with an elbow. Mickie with a head scissors take down and then she hits a neckbreaker for a near fall. Mickie with a kick but Jillian with a back elbow. Maria trips Melina when they try for a double team move but Mickie with a rollup for a two count. Jillian tries to smother Mickie with her talents but Mickie responds with a back kick followed by the kiss of death and kick to the head for the three count.
Winners: Mickie James and Maria
Backstage:
We see Carlito walking in the back as we go to commercial.
Hornswoggle versus Carlito
Carlito has to regain his composure before they lock up and then he pushes Hornswoggle. Carlito grabs Hornswoggle’s beard and then wants a test of strength but he realizes he is too tall. Carlito gets on his knees to make things even. Carlito pushes Hornswoggle to the mat but Hornswoggle bites Carlito in the rear end. Hornswoggle leaves the ring and Carlito runs around the ring and he takes Jim Ross’s hat. Hornswoggle avoids Carlito and then he goes under the ring. Carlito gets into the ring and he waits for Hornswoggle to come out on the other side of the ring. Hornswoggle comes out and he has a bucket of water and he pours it on Carlito when he emerges when he comes out from under the ring. Hornswoggle goes for a cross body but Carlito catches Hornswoggle and then tosses him into the ring. Carlito gets his apple and brings it into the ring. Carlito takes a bite from the apple and then he gets ready to spit it on Hornswoggle but Finlay comes to the ring. Carlito spits the apple in Finlay’s face. Finlay with a short arm clothesline and then he slams Hornswoggle on Carlito for the three count.
Winner: Hornswoggle
After the match:
Hornswoggle takes a bite from the apple and spits it in Carlito’s face. Hornswoggle and Finlay leave the ring.
We see the runner outside the arena as we go to commercial. (and he ran 33.7 miles in under two hours)
We are back and we are told that next week Jeff Hardy and Triple H (the BFFs) will face Gene Snitsky and Umaga.
Randy Orton comes to the ring. Orton says and then there were none. After beating Shawn Michaels and Triple H; and the total annihilation of John Cena, he has done the impossible. He has beaten all there is to beat. Now it is time for the torch to be passed to him.
The torch runner is about to enter the building and he is clotheslined by Chris Jericho.
It is time for Chris Jericho’s new ring entrance viral video that reads Save_US.Y2J. We have a new countdown.
Chris Jericho appears in the arena and he has a mic. Jericho welcomes everyone to Raw is Jericho. He says that this is not a mirage and this is real because it is the second coming of Y2J. He says that the fans remembered. He tells everyone to text their friends, take a video, and take some pictures because the sexy beast is back.
Orton wants to know who Chris Jericho thinks he is because the last time he saw Jericho, he was fired from Raw. Orton says that it was a good thing because he would have gotten his head kicked in. Orton wants to know what Jericho is here to save us from.
Jericho says that he is saving everyone from Orton’s boring personality and his boring robotic style. Jericho comments on Orton’s haircut. Jericho says that he is here to save us from Orton. The first chance he gets, he is going to take the WWE Title and put it around his waist. Then Monday Night Raw, the WWE, and sports entertainment will never ever be the same again. We go to credits.
After Survivor Series, who will return as the WWE Champion on the next Monday Night Raw? Will reigning champion Randy Orton be able to fend off the assault of Shawn Michaels? Or will HBK be able to triumph without the most lethal arrow in his quiver, Sweet Chin Music?
And who will emerge with bragging rights from the tri-branded Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match? Will it be Triple H’s team or Umaga’s team? Will there be just a sole survivor?
Speaking of returning, will Hornswoggle even be able to waddle back after his Survivor Series match against The Great Khali? And if the newest McMahon does manage to pull out the unlikeliest of victories, how will such a coup affect the little guy’s ego?
The night after Survivor Series, will Beth Phoenix remain, as she calls herself, “the perfect combination of strength and beauty?” Or will the Glamazon be defeated in the 10-Diva Tag Team Match?
By next Monday night, the WWE tribe will have spoken. To find out their answers, tune in to Monday Night Raw from Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., at 9/8 CT on USA Network.
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RAW Results - 19th Nov, 2007
Location - Sunrise, Florida
Announcers - J.R. and Jerry 'The King' Lawler
We begin tonight’s show with a Torch running through Miami. Time for some theme music.
We are live from Sunrise, Florida and your announcers are Jim 'BBQ Gator' Ross and Jerry 'Where is my Gravy Boat Match?' Lawler.
We start off with the man who could not get the job done last night as Shawn Michaels comes to the ring. Shawn has a mic and he tells everyone that he has no excuses because the better man won last night. He says that he is out here because he wants to invite the WWE Champion Randy Orton so he can shake Orton’s hand.
Randy Orton appears on the TitanTron and he refuses to come to the ring. He tells Michaels to look at his face, the result of another superkick. Orton does not think that Shawn is going to just shake his hand. Michaels says that he was going to kick Orton again if he came to the ring. Shawn says that if it makes him feel better, it would have been after he challenged Randy for a rematch. Orton tells Michaels to save his energy because he is not going to come to the ring. Orton says that he proved last night that he was the better man when he won last night. He showed that he was the better man when he beat Triple H. He also showed that he was better when he beat John Cena. Orton says that he will not answer Shawn’s challenge. Orton says that the man with the torch is running from Miami to Fort Lauderdale to signify the passing of the torch. Shawn Michaels had his chance and now it is over.
Ken Kennedy’s music plays and he comes out. Michaels attacks Kennedy when he comes to the ring and then clotheslines him over the top rope. Kennedy pulls Michaels out of the ring and punches him. Kennedy Irish whips Michaels into the ring post.
Kennedy gets in the ring and he tells Shawn Michaels that he had his shot and now it is his turn. Michaels pulls Kennedy out of the ring. Michaels tells Kennedy to face him in the ring. Kennedy tells Michaels that nicknames are given, not chosen so he better not flatter himself. Michaels has accomplished a lot in his career, but he is known for losing epic ladder matches, losing to John Cena at Wrestlemania, and losing his smile. Kennedy calls Michaels a loser.
William Regal comes out and says if they want to do it properly, they will do it in a match. A referee comes out and he wants the bell rung. We go to commercial.
Shawn Michaels versus Ken Kennedy
We join the match in progress and Michaels punches and chops Kennedy on the ramp. They exchange punches and we are told that the match has not officially started. Michaels with a press on Kennedy and then he rolls Kennedy into the ring, but Kennedy rolls out of the ring. Michaels goes after Kennedy but Kennedy with forearms. Kennedy gets Michaels up and then they fight into the crowd. Kennedy clotheslines Michaels back into the ringside area. Michaels slams Kennedy’s head into the announce table and then they fight over the announce table. Kennedy runs Michaels’s back into the ring apron. Kennedy rolls Michaels into the ring and then Kennedy gets a chair. Michaels with Sweet Chin Music into the chair and Kennedy is knocked off the apron.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see footage of Jerry Lawler punching Santino Marella last week and their match.
Santino Marella versus Jerry Lawler
The bell rings and Marella tells the referee to tell Lawler not to use any punches during the match. Lawler with a drop kick and Marella falls back into the corner. They lock up and Lawler backs Marella into the corner and Marella with shoulders in the corner followed by an Irish whip and running shoulder into the corner. Santino takes a bow but that just gives Lawler time to recover and he punches Marella followed by an Irish whip. Lawler charges into the corner and Marella moves. Marella with Divorce Court followed by a diving head butt to the arm. Marella goes outside the ring and takes the crown and he mocks Lawler. Marella tells Jim Ross that he is going to beat his friend like a government dog. Marella mocks Lawler’s love for puppies. Lawler punches Marella followed by a hip toss. Marella wrings the arm and Lawler blocks a hip toss and Lawler with a back slide for the three count.
Winner: Jerry Lawler
After the match:
Randy Orton comes to the ring from out of nowhere and hits the RKO on Lawler as Marella leaves the ring. Orton gets on the mic and he apologizes to Lawler and says that he cannot help himself. Orton has an update on the status of his torch runner. We see him leaving the American Airlines Arena. Orton says that it seems like only yesterday . . . it was yesterday. It is only a matter of time until the official passing of the torch. We go to commercial.
We are back and the torch runner is still running.
Todd Grisham is with Ken Kennedy and he wants to know what happened with Shawn Michaels earlier tonight. Kennedy says that he went to the ring to show Shawn Michaels some respect but that isn’t what happened because Shawn Michaels super kicked a chair into his face. Kennedy wants to know why Shawn did that. Kennedy says that he did it because Michaels sees his career evaporating before his eyes. Michaels wishes that he had the talent that Kennedy has. Kennedy says that Michaels is going to do everything to hold him down. Kennedy says that Father Time catches up with everybody. Next time their paths cross, he won’t have to worry about Father Time, he will only have to worry about Mr. Kennedy.
Jim Ross talks about the match between Hornswoggle and Great Khali and we see highlights from the match.
Vince is in his office with William Regal and Jonathan Coachman. Vince says that it was one of the greatest Survivor Series. Regal says that he was trying not to laugh at Hornswoggle. Coach talks about the pep talk that Vince gave Hornswoggle and then he says that he made Hornswoggle think he could win. Regal suggests that Vince should be a motivational speaker. Coach talks about Finlay coming to the ring. There is a knock on the door and Carlito enters. Vince wants to know what Carlito is doing in the office. Carlito says that he was raised on tough love because his father used to beat the crap out of him and he respects Vince for that. Vince wants to know how tough Carlito is. Vince wonders what would happen if Carlito faced a McMahon . . . a four foot four inch McMahon. Carlito starts to laugh. Vince suggests a match between Hornswoggle and Carlito. Coach and Regal laugh as Carlito leaves and Vince wants to know if he said something funny.
We are back with the Smack of the Week: Umaga being pinned by Triple H and Jeff Hardy last night at Survivor Series
Jeff Hardy versus Umaga
Hardy punches Umaga but Umaga pushes Hardy off the ropes. Hardy with kicks to Umaga and then he tries to Irish whip Umaga but he cannot budge Umaga. Umaga tries for a diving head butt and then they battle out of the ring. Hardy with a drop kick and a near fall. Hardy tries for a sunset flip but Umaga holds on to the ropes. Hardy with a flying forearm but Umaga knocks Hardy to the mat. Umaga with a foot to the head. Hardy punches Umaga in the midsection but Umaga with a nerve hold. Hardy tries to get to his feet and he tries to get out of the hold but Umaga pulls Hardy to the mat by his hair. Umaga returns to the nerve hold. Umaga slams Hardy’s head into the turnbuckles and Umaga charges into the corner but Hardy moves and Umaga goes into the ring post. Hardy with a DDT and he goes to the apron. Hardy is knocked off the apron and hits the ringside barrier. We go to commercial.
We are back and Umaga is back to the nerve hold and Hardy gets back to his feet. We see footage during the commercial when Umaga hits a wheelbarrow suplex. Hardy tries to slam Umaga but he cannot get him up and Umaga falls on top of Hardy for a two count. Umaga with a snap mare followed by a nerve hold. Hardy tries to get to the ropes but is unable to do so. Umaga with a back body drop to Hardy and then he hits a leg drop for a near fall. Umaga with a series of kicks to the chest followed by a spinning heel kick to the back. Umaga punches Hardy and Hardy goes down again. Hardy drops Umaga across the top rope and then Hardy goes up top but Umaga catches Hardy and hits an uranage but only gets a two count. Umaga works on Hardy’s chest and then he returns to the nerve hold. Umaga goes to the second turnbuckle but Hardy moves out of the way when Umaga tries for a diving head butt or splash. Both men are down and Umaga and Hardy return to their feet. Umaga with a punch that sends Hardy back into the corner. Umaga sets for the running butt splash but Hardy moves out of the way and Hardy hits Whisper in the Wind but can only get a two count. Hardy with punches and a kick followed by running forearms. Hard tries for Twist of Fate but Umaga sends Hardy into the turnbuckles. Hardy with a mule kick. Umaga tries for a splash in the corner but Hardy moves. Hardy goes up top for a Swanton but Umaga moves. Umaga with a Samoan drop and then he signals for the Samoan Spike but he misses and Hardy hits the Twist of Fate. Hardy with a baseball slide that sends Umaga into the announce table followed by a pescado. From out of nowhere, Gene Snitsky comes to the ring and attacks Hardy
Winner: Jeff Hardy by disqualification
After the match:
Snitsky attacks Hardy and hits a short arm clothesline and then he tries for a power slam but Hardy sends Snitsky into the turnbuckles. Hardy punches Snitsky and Umaga attacks Hardy. Umaga and Snitsky attack Hardy and send him out of the ring.
Triple H’s music plays and he comes to the ring and he clotheslines Snitsky and punches Umaga. Umaga misses a splash in the corner and Hunter with a spinebuster and the shirt comes off. Hunter clotheslines Umaga over the top rope to the floor. Hunter punches Snitsky and hits the facebuster and clotheslines Snitsky over the top rope to the floor.
Triple H and Jeff Hardy celebrate in the ring.
We see the Viral video but it is time for a commercial.
We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of Gene Snitsky attacking Jeff Hardy and Umaga helping Snitsky only to see Triple H come to the ring to help his BFF.
Jeff and Hunter are talking in the back and Todd Grisham wants to know why Hunter went to the ring to help Jeff. Hunter says that he is the good Samaritan of the WWE. Hunter says that if you have two guys like Umaga and Snitsky saying that they are badasses, he will be there to show who the real badass is. Hunter says that he might have nothing in common but they have respect. Hunter suggests that Todd Grisham had a few drinks with some questionable ladies.
Bob Holly versus Cody Rhodes
They lock up and Holly backs Rhodes into the corner but Rhodes reverses. Rhodes with a clean break but he turns his back to Holly and Holly with a series of chops and forearms. Rhodes with an inside cradle followed by a clothesline and he gets a few near falls. Holly gets in Rhodes’s face and then he slams Cody twice. Holly with forearms to Rhodes and then he chokes Cody in the ropes. Holly with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Holly with a punch to Rhodes followed by a chop. Rhodes with a punch followed by a side Russian leg sweep. Holy with a drop kick and then he sets for the Alabama Slam but Rhodes with a sunset flip but Holly escapes the hold. Rhodes gets the three count with a DDT.
Winner: Cody Rhodes
After the match:
Randy Orton comes to the ring and gives Rhodes an RKO. Orton gets on the mic and then he hits an RKO on Orton. Orton says that he is not supposed to be here yet, but it is time for a status report. Rhodes is now entering Fort Lauderdale (even though the building is in Sunrise). Orton says that it is a matter of time before he gets the respect that he deserves. We go to commercial.
We are back with an Earlier Tonight Moment of Orton giving Rhodes an RKO followed by one to Bob Holly. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler talk about what Orton has been doing tonight. We have a Randy Orton tribute video. We see the path of destruction that Orton has taken over the last few months.
Vince is in his office and Finlay is in there. Vince says that he does not forget what happened last night during the Hornswoggle match. Vince says that he doesn’t like surprises. Finlay says that being Irish is all about surprises. Finlay says that he was born in Ireland, but Vince says that it isn’t really Ireland. Vince dances around the question of where he was born. Finlay says that he has some whisky for himself and he says that he will get Vince some hot milk because of his age. Vince doesn’t like what Finlay just said but Finlay says that he is messing with Vince. Vince laughs as Finlay leaves the room.
Backstage:
Mickie James and Maria walk to the ring as we go to commercial.
We are back and Ric Flair is coming back next week.
Jim Ross points out that Linda McMahon was named one of the most powerful businesspeople.
Before our next match, Melina takes the mic but Jillian interrupts and she says hello to the people of Miami. She says that tonight they have a very special guest with them. In the front row is Jon Secada. Jillian wants Jon to stand up. Jillian says that Jon is here to support Lillian and she mentions the duet that Lillian did with Jon. Jillian insults Lillian’s singing. Jillian wonders why Jon is here in Florida because nobody in Florida understands Mexican talk. Jillian says that she is ready to blow him away. Jillian says that she can sing any type of music.
Melina and Jillian Hall versus Maria and Mickie James
Maria and Melina start things off but Melina with an arm bar as Maria makes it to the ropes and flips to reverse the hold. Maria with an Irish whip and a running clothesline followed by a bronco buster. Jillian pulls Maria’s hair as she comes off the ropes and then Melina trips Maria. Melina throws Maria to the mat but Maria kicks her off. Melina with an elbow to Maria and Jillian is tagged in. Jillian tries for a 450 splash on Maria but Maria moves and Jillian hits Melina. Mickie comes in and connects with an elbow. Mickie with a head scissors take down and then she hits a neckbreaker for a near fall. Mickie with a kick but Jillian with a back elbow. Maria trips Melina when they try for a double team move but Mickie with a rollup for a two count. Jillian tries to smother Mickie with her talents but Mickie responds with a back kick followed by the kiss of death and kick to the head for the three count.
Winners: Mickie James and Maria
Backstage:
We see Carlito walking in the back as we go to commercial.
Hornswoggle versus Carlito
Carlito has to regain his composure before they lock up and then he pushes Hornswoggle. Carlito grabs Hornswoggle’s beard and then wants a test of strength but he realizes he is too tall. Carlito gets on his knees to make things even. Carlito pushes Hornswoggle to the mat but Hornswoggle bites Carlito in the rear end. Hornswoggle leaves the ring and Carlito runs around the ring and he takes Jim Ross’s hat. Hornswoggle avoids Carlito and then he goes under the ring. Carlito gets into the ring and he waits for Hornswoggle to come out on the other side of the ring. Hornswoggle comes out and he has a bucket of water and he pours it on Carlito when he emerges when he comes out from under the ring. Hornswoggle goes for a cross body but Carlito catches Hornswoggle and then tosses him into the ring. Carlito gets his apple and brings it into the ring. Carlito takes a bite from the apple and then he gets ready to spit it on Hornswoggle but Finlay comes to the ring. Carlito spits the apple in Finlay’s face. Finlay with a short arm clothesline and then he slams Hornswoggle on Carlito for the three count.
Winner: Hornswoggle
After the match:
Hornswoggle takes a bite from the apple and spits it in Carlito’s face. Hornswoggle and Finlay leave the ring.
We see the runner outside the arena as we go to commercial. (and he ran 33.7 miles in under two hours)
We are back and we are told that next week Jeff Hardy and Triple H (the BFFs) will face Gene Snitsky and Umaga.
Randy Orton comes to the ring. Orton says and then there were none. After beating Shawn Michaels and Triple H; and the total annihilation of John Cena, he has done the impossible. He has beaten all there is to beat. Now it is time for the torch to be passed to him.
The torch runner is about to enter the building and he is clotheslined by Chris Jericho.
It is time for Chris Jericho’s new ring entrance viral video that reads Save_US.Y2J. We have a new countdown.
Chris Jericho appears in the arena and he has a mic. Jericho welcomes everyone to Raw is Jericho. He says that this is not a mirage and this is real because it is the second coming of Y2J. He says that the fans remembered. He tells everyone to text their friends, take a video, and take some pictures because the sexy beast is back.
Orton wants to know who Chris Jericho thinks he is because the last time he saw Jericho, he was fired from Raw. Orton says that it was a good thing because he would have gotten his head kicked in. Orton wants to know what Jericho is here to save us from.
Jericho says that he is saving everyone from Orton’s boring personality and his boring robotic style. Jericho comments on Orton’s haircut. Jericho says that he is here to save us from Orton. The first chance he gets, he is going to take the WWE Title and put it around his waist. Then Monday Night Raw, the WWE, and sports entertainment will never ever be the same again. We go to credits.