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05-30-2008, 03:10 PM
We start off tonight’s show with a look back at the ongoing and never-ending angle between the Angles. After accusing A.J. of having an affair with his wife Karen, Kurt comes to the ring to make the save for A.J. . . not really since Kurt hits A.J. with a chair. How will A.J. get his revenge? Will Erica Kane be revealed as Kurt’s secret wife?
We are live on tape from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida and your announcers are Mike ‘Poles on top of poles’ Tenay and Don ‘We need a reverse scaffold match in a steel cage’ West.

We start off tonight’s episode of Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling with Team 3D coming to the ring for their match . . . wait, they are in their street clothes and Ray has a mic. We see highlights of the recent attacks on LAX and Hector Guerrero. Ray is joined by Booker T and he reveals the ‘Royal Pinkie’ as he walks to the ring with his mic. We see Booker attacking Christian, Rhino, and Samoa Joe over the last few weeks.

Ray talks first and he says that in this sport, guys like him, Devon, and Booker T are referred to as ‘the bad guys’. They do bad things to good people . . . and they like it. Ray says that Tomko is getting ready for his match tonight to get into the King of the Mountain Match; and Kurt Angle is in Hollywood. Ray, Devon, and Booker will be representing Team Razor Ramon . . . I mean the Bad Guys. Ray asks if they are really the bad guys or is it the thing being lowered? We see A.J. Styles’s trading card. Ray says that this card will be a collector’s item because nobody can find A.J. Styles right now. Ray asks if they are really the bad guys or is it A.J. Styles. A.J. is a scumbag, a wife stealer, a home wrecker, and an adulterer. Devon pulls the card down and then Ray stands on A.J. Ray reminds us that A.J. slept with Kurt Angle’s wife while Kurt’s children were asleep in their beds.

Booker takes the mic and he says that it is obvious that there is a failure of communications. He reminds us that he is royalty and when he came to TNA, he promised to bring his presence and grace to bring TNA some prominence. He was promised many things, but he received absolutely nothing. He was presented a locker room that smelled of the stench of rodents that used it as a pissing playground. Is that the way to treat royalty? It does not matter because at the King of the Mountain, he will prove why he is simply the best. He will make everyone bow down and kiss his royal feet, especially Samoa Joe. Booker thanks everyone for listening.

Devon gets on the mic and he mentions Hector Guerrero and LAX. What a coincidence because they come out. Hector has a mic and he says that they have talked too much. Hector says that you can bloody them, but they will come back. Hector says that Jim Cornette has given them a chance at Team 3D at THE Slammiversary. Hector says that they have been talking and wonder why wait and have some fun now.

LAX and Hector are interrupted by Christian Cage’s music because not everyone on the roster has gotten involved in this segment. Christian is joined by Rhino. Christian apologizes to Hector but he has something to say to Booker in response. Christian wants to know what Booker has been smoking. He shows up in TNA and he expects people to bow, curtsey, and kiss his feet for things he accomplished in the past. Christian says that Booker got a bit embarrassed and says that he could care less if Booker is a five time former WCW champion because he is nothing around here until you are the TNA Heavyweight Champion. Christian says that him and Rhino are going to qualify for the King of the Mountain Match; and he will get closer to being a three time TNA Heavyweight Champion.

We go to . . . Samoa Joe’s music as he comes into the Impact Zone through the crowd. Joe takes his place in the bleachers and he has a mic. Joe tells everyone to slow down. Joe tells Christian that the man who walks out of Memphis, Tennessee and walks out of Slammiversary will be the same person who walks into the building with the title. Joe says that the fans want a champion who will kick ass to keep his belt. They want someone who makes no excuses. Joe turns his attention to Booker. Joe tells Booker for everything he says and claims to be, he wants to make it easy for Booker to find him. Joe calls Booker a punk ass cheap bi***. Joe suggests that they put their differences aside with Christian and Rhino; and then he invites LAX to join them.

Everyone not in the ring approach the ring and Team 3D and Booker get out of the ring. As they back up the ramp, they do not see A.J. enter the Impact Zone and he hits Devon with a chair and then he hits Ray. A.J. misses Booker but then he goes after Ray. There is a brawl going on in the Impact Zone so we go . . .

TO THE BACK where Jeremy Borash is with Karen Angle. Jeremy reminds us that A.J. wanted Karen to come to Impact tonight so he can tell her something. He asks Karen what is this all about and Karen says that she has no idea. She says that she is thankful that A.J. is okay. Karen tells Jeremy that she has no idea what A.J. is going to say so she wants to hear it.

We are back and Don and Mike talk about A.J. getting payback. In case you missed what we just saw, we have a Moments Ago Moment.

TO THE BACK where Lauren is Sonjay Dutt (playing the part of Hulk Hogan), So Cal Val (playing the part of Elizabeth), and Jay Lethal (playing the part of Randy Savage). They are joined by Ace Young and Lauren is excited to see him and she says that Ace is the entertainment for Val and Jay’s wedding. Ace is so excited (and I’m so scared) and he just can’t hide. I think he is about to lose control. Val says that she is star struck. Lauren asks Jay if he is looking forward to getting revenge, but Sonjay says that Rave and Hoyt are going to see a new Sonjay. Sonjay wonders why Jay is moping around. Jay says that he has some pre-wedding jitters. Sonjay says that he knows that Jay has cold feet. Ace says that he has a big surprise for Jay and Val after the fight.

Lauren starts to walk away but she is pulled back by Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed. Saeed says that Kong will beat up another American.

Don and Mike are joined by Hermie Sadler at the announce table.

Match Number One: Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave with Christy Hemme versus Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt with So Cal Val and Ace Young
Dutt and Rave start things off and Rave with a knee to the midsection followed by a satellite head scissors. Hoyt tags in and so does Lethal. Hoyt hits Lethal from behind and then he presses Lethal over his head but Lethal escapes the hold and he punches Hoyt. Hoyt sends Lethal into the corner and Rave is tagged back in. Rave kicks Lethal but Lethal with a hip toss and cartwheel into a drop kick. Rave avoids a double team move by Lethal and Dutt and then Dutt yells at Lethal which allows Hoyt to kick Dutt into Lethal and both men go down. Hoyt with a release German suplex to Dutt. Rave tags back in and they hit a double back elbow and double elbow drop for a near fall. Hoyt tags in and he chokes Dutt in the corner. Hoyt with a slam to Dutt and a near fall. Hoyt with a neck vise and then he tries to choke slam Dutt, but Dutt with a counter into a rana. Rave and Lethal are tagged in and Lethal with a flying clothesline and some more clotheslines. Rave sends Lethal to the apron and Lethal hits a springboard missile drop kick. Lethal gets tripped by Christy Hemme and that allows Rave to kick Lethal. While the referee is distracted by Dutt and Hemme arguing, Rave holds Lethal for Hoyt but when Hoyt comes off the ropes, Ace Young trips Hoyt. Lethal with a rollup on Rave for the three count.
Winners: Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt

After the match, Lethal has the mic and he wants Sonjay to get back into the ring to ask him something. Before Jay can ask Sonjay . . . we go to commercial.

We are back and Val has joined Jay and Sonjay in the ring. Ace is in there too. Jay tells Sonjay that Sonjay is his best friend and he has been watching Sonjay. Jay says that he has something to ask Sonjay. Jay reminds Sonjay that there are only ten days until the wedding and he does not want Sonjay to deny it. Jay wants to know why Sonjay has not accepted his offer to be best man. Sonjay is shocked that Jay is not going to ask him the question that Sonjay thought he was going to ask. Ace points out that next week will be the bachelor party, but he wants Jay and Val to look at the big screens. We see a video from Ace that features Jay and Val.

Don and Mike talk about the wedding for a second but then they talk about the qualifying matches later tonight.

TO THE BACK where Lauren is with Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Lauren says that it is women like Angelina and Velvet who give women like her a bad name. Angelina says that they do not appreciate Lauren disrespecting them so Lauren gets the brown paper bag treatment. They put a bag on Lauren’s head and they push Lauren out of the room. Angelina says that any of the wenches who disrespect them will get the same treatment. Angelina tells them not to hate their beautiful looks, hate the game. Angelina addresses Roxxi and she says that being around Roxxi makes her want to barf and she only likes to throw up to stay under 95 pounds. Velvet says that it will be beauty that slays the ugly beast. We go to commercial.

Match Number Two: Angelina Love with Velvet Sky versus Roxxi Laveaux
Roxxi pulls Angelina back into the ring and she connects with forearms and punches. Roxxi with an Irish whip and running butt splash and clothesline. Roxxi with more punches to the head followed by a kick. Roxxi pulls Angelina into the center of the ring and she continues to punch Angelina. Roxxi sees Velvet on the floor and Roxxi goes after Velvet. Velvet runs through the ring and Roxxi follows, but her pursuit is stopped when Angelina connects with a clothesline. Angelina chokes Roxxi followed by an Irish whip but he charges into an elbow. Angelina with a super kick but she can only get a two count. Angelina throws a tantrum that would make Christian proud before connecting with forearms. Roxxi with an overhead throw to Angelina as she charges off the ropes. Both women return to their feet and Roxxi with a series of clotheslines followed by forearms and a roaring forearm. Roxxi with a big boot but she can only get a two count. Roxxi knocks Velvet off the apron and then she gets a two count on a rollup on Angelina. Roxxi with a boot to the midsection and she sets up for the Voodoo Drop and Angelina with a knee that sends Roxxi into the ropes where Velvet sprays hair spray in Roxxi’s eyes. The momentary blindness allows Angelina to hit a Flatline for the three count.
Winner: Angelina Love

After the match, it is time for the brown bag treatment. They put the bag over Roxxi’s head and attack Roxxi. ODB and Gail Kim appear on the ramp and Gail is on crutches. ODB takes one of the crutches and she forces Angelina and Velvet out of the ring.

TO THE OFFICE where Jeremy Borash is with Jim Cornette. Cornette wants Jeremy to explain his thought process to allow Kong to beat up a fan. Jeremy starts to say it was easy, but Cornette cuts him off and wonders if Jeremy is out of his mind. Cornette wants to know what is next and then wonders if he is trying to get them fired or sued into the poor house. Cornette says that he is not going to take the fall for it and says that Jeremy wants to take part of the blame. Cornette wants to know what Jeremy was thinking. Jeremy shows Cornette the ratings for last week and the highest rated segment was Kong beating up the fan. They wonder why it got high ratings and Borash says that the fans want violence. Cornette tells Borash to keep this between the two of them, but then he sees the cameras and he decided to do his imitation of Hulk Hogan talking to Nick in prison.

Booker T and Team 3D enter the Fortress of Wrestling Integrity and Booker wants to know why his locker room smells like rodents have pi**ed in it. Cornette says that if it is good enough for everybody else, it is good enough for him. Cornette tells Booker that he can dress in his car. Booker tells Cornette that he is taking over Cornette’s office. Booker tells Cornette to leave while Cornette reminds Booker that this is his office. Ray tells Cornette to do the right thing. Cornette says that he has business in the ring, but he suggests that Booker and Team 3D leave before he gets back. We go to commercial.

We are back and Eric Young is at Sun Studios looking for Elvis. Elvis was not there so it is time to go to Graceland.

We return to the Impact Zone and Jim Cornette is in the ring. He talks about Slammiversary and he has the updated card. Cornette comes to the ring and he announces the matches currently announced for Slammiversary: King of Mountain: Samoa Joe versus Robert Roode versus Booker T and two more challengers. (Tonight Christian versus Tomko and Rhino versus James Storm); A.J. Styles versus Kurt Angle; Team 3D versus LAX for the TNA Tag Titles. Jim Cornette tells Booker and Team 3D to get out of his office because he is on his way back to his office.

Kevin Nash’s music plays and he comes to the ring to talk to Jim Cornette. Nash says that it was hard to understand the last thing that Cornette said. Nash wonders what Cornette is going to do if they are still in his office. Will Cornette get his crack pot security to remove them. Nash says that they could not maintain the crowd at a Jonas Brothers concert, let alone stop the three thugs playing rock, paper, scissors to figure who is going to take a dump on his desk. Cornette wants to know what Nash wants out of this. Nash says it is what Cornette wants. Nash wonders if Cornette wants to lose control of the company and he offers his help.

Cornette says that if Nash wants to help, there must be something that Nash wants. Nash says that he will take care of things in the office; and Cornette can make him the special enforcer for the King of the Mountain Match. Cornette wants to know why Nash wants to be in this match so badly. Nash suggests that people pay to find out why. Cornette agrees but Nash wants Cornette to ask him nicely.

Time for more from Abyss. He is going home in ten days, which happens to be the day of Slammiversary. Abyss says that he is not a danger to himself, but what about everyone else?

Match Number Three: Awesome Kong versus Leva Bates in the Awesome Kong $25,000 Fan Gets Beat Up Challenge
We see footage of the decision made by Kong for a challenger and the signing of the release.

Leva runs away from Kong but Kong finally gets her hands on Bates and Bates is thrown down. Kong blocks a kick and she punches Bates in the head and then sends her into the corner. Kong with a forearm and then Bates gets out of the ring. Kong pulls Bates back into the ring after a punch to the head. Kong with a kick to the midsection. Kong with a punch followed by knees and the Sit Out Powerbomb for the three count.
Winner: Awesome Kong

TO THE BACK and Jeremy is in Booker’s new locker room with Booker and Team 3D. Jeremy says that Principal Cornette-Belding is not going to like this. There is a knock at the door and Kevin Nash enters. Booker says that Kevin must be at the wrong address. Nash says it would be easier if everyone hit the bricks. Ray wants to know if Nash is Cornette’s muscle. Devon asks Nash if he thinks he is Billy Jack and then points out that it is three-on-one. Nash says that he has his friend ‘Louie’ with him. Nash reveals a Louisville Slugger and Team 3D and Booker leave.

Time for a Rhino/James Storm video package.

As soon as the video ends, we see Storm and Rhino fighting in the back. Rhino hits Storm with a ladder followed by a punch. Jackie hits Rhino in the back with a shovel and Storm is held back by security but Storm takes care of two members of security. We go to commercial.

Match Number Four: James Storm versus Rhino in a King of the Mountain Qualifying Match
The brawl continues as they fight into the Impact Zone. Rhino punches Storm and then they go to the ramp. Storm with punches to Rhino and Storm sends Rhino into the guardrail followed by an Irish whip into the rail. Storm with a punch and he tries for a suplex on the ramp, but Rhino blocks it and hits a suplex of his own. Rhino chases Jackie around the ring. Storm spits beer in Rhino’s face and then he slams Rhino’s head into the announce table. Storm hits Rhino in the head with a water bottle. Rhino is sent into the guardrail again.

They make their way into the ring and the bell rings to ‘start’ the match. Storm with a snap mare and rear chin lock. Storm punches Rhino but Rhino responds with punches of his own and a clothesline which Rhino follows up by raising his arms. Storm with an Irish whip but Rhino sends Storm to the apron and Storm with an enzuigiri. Storm with a knee followed by a neck breaker for a near fall. Storm chokes Rhino in the ropes and when the referee is distracted by Storm, Jackie comes over and smothers Rhino with her upper chestal region. We go to commercial.

We are back and Rhino punches Storm followed by a flying clothesline and back elbow. Rhino with a shoulder into the corner followed by a belly-to-belly suplex. Rhino sets for the GORE but Storm moves him out of the way. Storm with a super kick that sends Rhino out of the ring. Jackie and Storm roll Rhino back into the ring but Rhino is able to kick out at two even though he appeared out cold on the floor. Storm sets for another super kick but Rhino side steps Storm and Rhino hits a GORE for the THREE THREE THREE count.
Winner: Rhino

It is time for a Tomko/Christian Cage video package.

Jeremy Borash is in the weight room with Tomko and Jeremy asks Tomko if he has any remorse for what he did to A.J. Styles. Tomko talks about how A.J. got a new partner and lost the tag titles while he was in Japan. Tomko says that he is sick of hearing about A.J. Tomko says that it is Tomko time. He vows to wear Christian’s blood like he did A.J.’s. We go to commercial.

Match Number Five: Christian Cage versus Tomko in a King of the Mountain Qualifying Match
Tomko attacks Christian while he poses in the buckles and then he pulls Christian off the turnbuckles and Christian hits the mat hard. Tomko chokes Christian with Christian’s own jacket. Christian with chops but Tomko with a boot. Tomko presses Christian over his head but Christian counters with a sunset flip. Tomko tosses Christian into the corner but Christian with an elbow and chops. Christian sends Tomko into the corner but Christian kicks Tomko away. Tomko with a rake of the eyes and then Tomko knocks Christian off the turnbuckles with a big boot to the head. We go to commercial.

We are back and Christian punches Tomko but Tomko with a power slam for a two count. Tomko with a reverse chin lock but Christian gets back to his feet. Christian punches Tomko but Tomko with a back elbow. Tomko presses Christian over his head and he turns it into a fallaway slam for a near fall. Tomko chops Christian and sends him out of the ring. Christian is sent back into the ring and Tomko chokes Christian in the corner. Tomko with a delayed vertical suplex for a near fall. Christian punches Tomko but Tomko sends Christian into the corner. Tomko puts Christian on the turnbuckles and tries to connect with another boot but Christian blocks it and hits a desperation Tornado DDT. Christian with chops to Tomko and then Christian with a drop toe hold that sends Tomko into the ropes. Christian chokes Tomko by standing on his back while in the ropes. Christian hits an inverted DDT and then he goes up top for a frog splash but Tomko rolls out of the way and only gets grazed by the move. Christian moves when Tomko charges into the corner but he does not move when Tomko hits a clothesline and gets a near fall. Tomko and Christian with a series of reversals but Tomko with a vertical choke slam but Tomko can only get a two count. Tomko punches Christian in the corner but Christian with a power bomb and then he goes up top for the frog splash but he can only get a two count. Tomko hits the TKO from a torture rack but he can only get a two count. Tomko misses a big boot and Christian hits the Unprettier after Christian gets out of the TKO and Christian with the three count.
Winner: Christian Cage

TO THE BACK and Jeremy is in the interview area with Karen Angle and A.J. Styles. Jeremy wants to know what A.J. is going to tell Karen, but A.J. tells Jeremy that the whole world will find out in a few minutes. A few minutes is not going to make a difference.

We see Kurt Angle walking like a robot in the back as we go to commercial. THERE’S GOING TO BE A RUMBLE . . . TONIGHT!!!

We are back and Karen Angle walks to the ring. She has a mic and she waits for A.J. to come out but his music plays and we see the pyro shower down from the top of the entrance in a golden manner.

We go to the back where Kurt Angle is pummeling A.J. Styles. Angle attacks A.J. and connects with a European uppercut and he chokes A.J. with his foot.

Kurt Angle comes into the Impact Zone and he enters the ring. Kurt wonders who Karen was expecting. Maybe the person who was going to make a big announcement as it relates to her? Kurt says that he is not going to hurt Karen. Kurt wants Karen to tell everyone how she ruined their marriage and what she did to her family. Kurt wants Karen to tell everyone how she cheated on him with A.J. Styles. Karen slaps Kurt and A.J. comes to the ring and he attacks Kurt Angle. A.J. punches Kurt until Team 3D, Tomko, and Booker T make their way to the ring and attack A.J.

It is a five-on-one attack and Angle puts A.J. in the ankle lock while Tomko punches him. Christian makes his way to the ring and he takes care of things for a short period of time until Team 3D, Booker, and Tomko attack Christian. Kurt continues to attack Styles. Booker with a super kick to Christian. Angle with a European uppercut to Styles. Ray attacks Christian with the mic while Tomko clotheslines Styles. Booker with the scissors kick to Christian. We go to credits.


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