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Black Widow
06-21-2008, 05:59 PM
Last week we saw the first look at the next main event for a Total Nonstop Action Wrestling pay per view as Booker T will be the next man to challenge Samoa Joe. What is Kevin Nash’s role in all of this? What is next in the preview of the World X Cup? Now that Jay and Val’s big pay per view wedding was ruined by Sonjay, what is next in Port Charles for the Luke and Laura of wrestling? Why not get married in a private ceremony? What will happen at the Pink Taco tonight?

We start off and Jay Lethal is talking like a normal man as he waits for Sonjay Dutt at the Pink Taco. Jay mentions that he has a camera crew to watch what happens. Jay is going to make sure that Sonjay does not forget this party.

We take a look back at recent developments in the world of Impact. We see Kevin Nash tell Joe that he cannot beat Booker T, but Joe does not believe Kevin because he has challenged the man who Nash says Joe cannot beat to a match at Victory Road. Some more stuff happened with Kurt and Karen as they try to prove that they are still more dysfunctional than the Sonjay/Val/Jay situation. We have a new alliance between Kurt Angle and Awesome Kong.

We are live on tape from Universal Studios and your announcers are Don ‘Kurt Angle won a gold medal with a broken neck, so what if Tiger won a golf tournament with a broken leg’ West and Mike ‘Belated Happy Flag Day’ Tenay.

Match Number One: Booker T with Royal Pinkie versus BG James
Booker attacks BG as BG bonds with the people at ringside. Booker punches BG and sends him into the guardrail. Booker follows that with a chop and then he slams BG’s head into the ring steps. Booker rolls BG into the ring and the match officially begins. Booker with punches and chops to BG. BG block a punch and responds with punches of his own. Booker with a back heel kick to BG. Booker punches BG as the referee tries to get Booker to stop. Booker with knees to BG’s head followed by a jumping side kick. Booker with a snap mare into a reverse chin lock.

We see Samoa Joe with Kurt Angle’s bestest friend in the world, now apparently his current bestest friend in the world, Jeremy Borash in the locker room watching what is going on in the Impact Zone.

We return to a split screen and Booker maintains the reverse chin lock as BG gets to his feet. Booker with a boot as BG comes off the ropes. Booker says that he is going to finish BG and Booker with a chop to BG. Booker with more chops and punches but BG with punches of his own. Booker with a knee followed by the axe kick for the three count.
Winner: Booker T

After the match we go to a sit down interview between Jeremy Borash and Samoa Joe. Jeremy asks Joe about the look in Booker’s eye and Jeremy suggests that what Nash said last week has some merit. Joe wants to know what Borash has to say. Is it because of what Booker has done and where he has been? Kevin Nash enters and Joe lets go of Borash. Joe lets everyone know that the great and powerful Oz is here to empower us with his wisdom. Nash comments on the new locker room. Joe points out that this is a Locker Room where wrestlers get ready to go to war. Joe points out the private jets and private suites that Nash has had and if Nash doesn’t like it, he can leave. Nash says that he wants to see how Joe is doing. Joe says that he heard Nash saying that Joe cannot beat Booker. Joe asks Nash when he beat Booker and Nash responds by telling Joe that he has beaten Booker. Joe asks if it was ten or fifteen years ago. Joe asks about the Booker now. Joe tells Nash to show him because he has not shown him anything in the ring. Until Nash beats Booker, everything that Nash has said is bulls***. Nash says that he will show Joe next week, how Joe how a veteran makes it a mental and not a physical game. Nash calls Joe a rookie and we go to commercial.

We are back and it is time for the World X Cup. We see a video package introducing the different teams. There are four rounds of competition and the final round will take place at Victory Road as one member of each team will participate in an Ultimate X Match.

Match Number Two: Tyson Dux and Daivari of Team International versus The Motor City Machine Guns of Team TNA in a World X Cup Match
Dux and Shelley start off in a battle of mohawks. Before they lock up, we get the obligatory USA chant from the crowd. Shelley tries for a series of shoulder tackles but Shelley cannot get Dux down. Shelley with a knee and side head lock. Dux with an elbow to Shelley followed by a head butt. Shelley with a trip to Dux followed by a drop kick. Shelley with an Irish whip and then he hits a monkey flip after tagging in Sabin who comes off the top turnbuckle and hits an arm drag. Daivari tags in and Sabin with a punch to the midsection as Daivari comes off the top turnbuckle. Daivari with a jawbreaker and chop. Daivari tries for a monkey flip after tagging in Dux, but Daivari is unsuccessful in his monkey flip attempt. Sabin punches Dux and slingshots Dux onto Daivari. Shelley tags in and they hit a double wheelbarrow slam. Sabin with a snap leg drop and then he hits a bulldog while Shelley has Dux in a version of a surfboard and Shelley gets a near fall. Shelley with a chop to Dux but Daivari with a knee to the back as Shelley comes off the ropes. Shelley punches Daivari on the apron then he turns into a chop from Dux. Dux hits a DDT on Shelley for a near fall that is broken up by Sabin. Daivari tags in and Shelley is sent into his boots. Daivari with a chop and near fall. Daivari with knees to the back. Shelley with a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down. Dux tags in and he has Shelley in a full nelson as he prevents Shelley from making the tag. Shelley drops down and gets a rollup but instead of going for the pin, he tags in Sabin who is fresh from his time on the apron.

Sabin punches Daivari and hits a flying forearm on Dux followed by a series of kicks to Dux and enzuigiri. Sabin with a running back elbow into the corner and then he goes to the apron but Sabin pulls Sabin off the apron.

We go TO THE BACK during a match where A.J. Styles is attacking Tomko.

Wait, we have a match in the ring so we return inside the Impact Zone where Daivari rolls Sabin back into the ring. Dux gets a two count. Time for split screen action as Don and Mike focus on the non-match while there is a match going on. Styles hits Tomko in the chest with a chair.

We go to commercial?

We are back and Daivari with a waist lock and then Daivari pulls Sabin down by the hair. Dux tags in and he kicks Sabin before tagging Daivari back in. Sabin avoids both members of Team International and he hit an enzuigiri on Daivari and a mule kick on Dux. Shelley is tagged in and he hits a cross body on both men followed by clotheslines to each man. Shelley with a series of kicks to Dux and then he Irish whips Daivari. Shelley with a running clothesline into the corner followed by a Flatline. Shelley goes up top and hits a frog splash but he only gets a two count. Shelley tries for Sliced Bread #2 but Daivari gets out of the hold and then Daivari puts Shelley on the top turnbuckle and chops Shelley. Daivari with a rana for a two count. Daivari with a waist lock and Sabin with an Ace Cutter to Daivari and then he hits a drop kick off Shelley’s back that knock Dux off the apron. Sabin and Shelley go into boots from Daivari but Daivari comes off the turnbuckles into a double kick. Shelley and Sabin with more double team kicks to Daivari for a two count. All four men are in the ring but Dux sends Sabin out of the ring. Dux with a brainbuster and Daivari can only get a two count as Sabin breaks it up. Dux with a back elbow and he goes up top but Dux is crotched and is in the Tree of Woe. Daivari with yet another waist lock but Shelley backs him into the corner. Sabin with a running boot and then they hit drop kicks on Dux in the Tree of Woe. Shelley with Sliced Bread #2 on Daivari for the three count.
Winners: Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin Team TNA with 1 Point

We go TO THE BACK in the dark and A.J. Styles continues to beat up people. This time it is Kurt Angle. Did Kurt forget to return the rental car with the gas tank filled up? They battle by the car and slams him into the rear bumper. It turns out that A.J. took out his frustration on Frank Trigg, not Kurt. We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to hear from Gail Kim. She talks about how she started wrestling when she was 23. She talks about her training in Toronto and she knew that she was meant to be a wrestler. She talks about the sacrifices that she made with her school and career. Scott D’Amore talks about seeing her work in Border City Wrestling. Pat Kenney talks about how he worked with her in Border City Wrestling. He mentions that Gail wanted to know about the business. Scott talks about Gail going to the WWE. Gail talks briefly about her time in the WWE. She talks about how TNA has given her and the other women a chance to build the division.

Don and Mike are at the announce table and Mike mentions that we will hear from Karen Angle shortly about what happened last week. Don and Mike run through the rest of the show before we go to Karen Angle, who is live on tape via satellite from Pittsburgh. Mike asks Karen how she is doing after the physicality last week. Karen says last week was the first fight that she was in. She does not remember what happened because she was so scared. Don asks if what happened has changed her goals in TNA, but Karen says that is exactly what Kurt would want. She says that she has done nothing wrong. Mike asks Karen about her and A.J. and their frolicking around. Karen says that Kurt has convinced everyone that something is going on between her and A.J. but nothing has happened between them. Mike asks what is next. Karen says that she will be on Impact next week.

Jay Lethal is pacing at the Pink Taco as he waits for Sonjay Dutt. We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to take a look back at what happened between LAX and the team of Robert Roode and James Storm after their match. We see the whipping of LAX and Hector.

Jim Cornette is in the ring and he has something to say. Cornette says that a unique challenge has been made and he wants LAX to come out. All of them have straps with them. Cornette talks about what happened last week and he points out that Hector made a specific challenge for Victory Road. Hector wanted a Fan’s Revenge Lumberjack Match. Twelve TNA fans will be around the ring and they will have a strap. If any wrestler leaves the ring, especially James Storm and Robert Roode, then the fans can whip the bejesus out of them until they return to the ring. Hector addresses Robert Roode, James Storm, and Jackie Moore. They have not forgotten what those yellow-backed cowards did last week. They woke up the Latino fire in them. Hector wants to look at the contract and he sign the contract.

Cornette wants Robert Roode and James Storm to come out with Jackie Moore to sign the contract. Jackie Moore comes out to the ring by herself but she does not enter as LAX approach her. Cornette says that there will be no male on female violence or they will be fired. Cornette tells LAX to act like professionals. Cornette wants to know where Roode and Storm are and Jackie says that she is not their babysitter. She says that one of them is making money while the other is being a drunk. Jackie has some words for Salinas and comments on the natural state of their ‘talents’. Cornette has to separate Salinas and Jackie. Jackie wants a piece of Salina. Cornette asks Jackie and Salinas if they want a match. Cornette announces the match for later in the show.

Awesome Kong comes out with Raisha Saeed and Jeremy Borash for Kong’s $25,000 Challenge. Jeremy asks for volunteers and then says that we will see Kong fight a fan after the commercial.

We are back and Kong gets to choose her victim. Kong pushes two of the three women who are challenging Kong. Kong chooses Taylor as her victim tonight.

Match Number Three: Awesome Kong versus Taylor in the Kong Krushes Fan Challenge
Taylor slaps Kong as she comes over the rail. Taylor punches Kong and then she goes into the ring. Taylor with forearms but Kong pushes her down. They finally lock up and Kong tosses Taylor across the ring and kicks her. Kong with a series of chops. Kong sets for the Awesome Bomb but Taylor gets out of the hold. Taylor with a drop kick but Kong shakes it off. Kong with a body block and then Saeed brings a chair for Kong. Taylor with a drop kick into the chair and Kong goes down. Taylor uses the chair on Kong and then the referee takes it. Taylor with a drop kick that does not affect Kong. Taylor with a missile drop kick but only gets a two count. Kong goes outside the ring. Taylor goes up top for a cross body but Kong catches Taylor and Kong runs Taylor into the ring post. Kong misses the spinning back fist and hits the post when Taylor moves. Kong with a punch to Taylor and rolls her back in. Taylor with kicks to Kong but when she tries for a rana, Kong counters with an Awesome Bomb for the three count.
Winner: Awesome Kong

TO THE BACK where we see Rhino on top of a broken table and Brother Ray mentions that they just put him through a table and then he does a combination of Don West and Jim Ross to comment on the 3D. We go to commercial.

We are back and Don West talks about the upcoming TNA shows.

Jeremy Borash is in the interview area with Sonjay Dutt. Jeremy wants to know why Sonjay is not at the Pink Taco. Sonjay says that he is a man of love, peace, and unity. Why would Jay want to fight a guru? Jeremy reminds Sonjay of what he did at Slammiversary. Sonjay says that love has taken over and he is in love with Val. Jeremy suggests that Sonjay go to the Pink Taco. Sonjay is going to tell Jay that Sonjay is in love with him.

We see a video package for Frankie Kazarian, who is the captain of Team USA in the World X Cup.

Match Number Four: Alex Koslov of TNA International versus Frankie Kazarian of Team TNA in a World X Cup Preview Match
They lock up and Frankie with a wrist lock but Koslov pulls the hair to gain the advantage and has Frankie in a hammer lock. Kazarian with a reversal, but Koslov with a top wrist lock. Kazarian uses the ropes to reverse the hold and hits an arm drag. Koslov tells Kazarian to stop but Kazarian with a kick. Kazarian with a slam and then he hits a double jump slingshot leg drop for a two count. Koslov misses a splash into the corner but Koslov with a jumping kick that knocks Kazarian off the apron. Koslov hits a cross body onto Kazarian on the floor.

Koslov roll Kazarian back into the ring and then he puts on the hat and it is time for Koslov to do a traditional Russian dance while kicking Kazarian. Koslov with a boot to the head and a near fall. Kazarian with elbows and punches to get out of the hold. Kazarian with a rollup but he only gets a two count. Kazarian with another near fall and Koslov with a bridge into a backslide. Kazarian with a La Magistral for a near fall. Koslov trips Kazarian and then he puts Kazarian in a surfboard in the ropes. Koslov tries for the side Russian leg sweep but Kazarian counters and hits a DDT. Kazarian with a clothesline and drop kick followed by a back elbow for a two count. Kazarian puts Koslov on the top turnbuckle and he sets for the Flux Capacitor and he pushes Kazarian off. Kazarian misses a bicycle kick but Koslov does not miss the enzuigiri. Koslov goes up top for a springboard splash but Kazarian moves. Kazarian gets the three count with Wave of the Future.
Winner: Frankie Kazarian

TO THE BACK where Jeremy Borash is with Christian Cage. Jeremy asks Christian about what he is going to do now that Rhino appears to be out of commission for tonight. Christian says that you leave your buddy alone for five minutes and the next thing you know, he is knocked out in a pile of lumber. Christian says that Rhino has a concussion and he cannot go tonight. Jeremy asks Christian how he can stay calm, but Christian says that he is cool about this. Where people see this as a problem, he sees a phenomenal opportunity. We go to commercial.

We are back with TNA Rough Cut and this week’s subject is Matt Morgan. He talks about growing up and how he took out all of the desire to be noticed was taken out by playing sports. He talks about the number of schools that tried to recruit him. He had to look at his options when he was looking at college basketball.

TO THE PINK TACO where Sonjay finally arrives. Sonjay wants to explain what happened and Jay does not want to talk to him. Sonjay apologizes and says that it might have been bad timing. Sonjay says that they have been best friends for five years. Sonjay asks Val what she feels in her heart. Sonjay says that Val is in love with him. Jay goes after Sonjay and they fight on a table. Jay tries to use a bottle but Dutt moves. Jay chokes Sonjay with an extension cord and hits an elbow from the ladder. Dutt is run across the bar. Lethal tries to send a cleaning cart at Dutt, but Sonjay moves. Lethal pours some trash on Dutt. Dutt and Lethal with punches. They go through a metal door and we go to commercial.

We are back and Jeremy Borash is with Team 3D in the interview area. Ray calls Christian a skinny little insignificant waste of oxygen puny man. Ray asks Christian if he thinks that they are stupid and dumb. You do not become twenty time tag team champion or the greatest tag team by being stupid. Christian says ‘phenomenal opportunity’. Ray wonders who Christian’s partner will be and he figures that it will be A.J. Styles. A.J. has been jumping people from behind. He wonders where A.J. has found the time sneaking out of Karen’s room to do the dirty work. Ray tells Christian to bring A.J. Styles to the ring because the last few times they have been in the ring with A.J., they have enjoyed beating the crap out of him. Ray reminds A.J. that he wiped A.J.’s blood all over his body. They will try to break A.J.’s neck for Kurt Angle because A.J. is a home wrecker. Devon tells Jeremy that he might feel sorry for A.J. but he does not. He warned A.J. since day one to stay out of their business, but he keeps getting involved. He wonders if this is a ‘Southern Thing’. Devon says that there is going to be a massacre tonight.

Match Number Five: Jackie Moore versus Salinas
Salinas with a Thesz press and punches. Salinas with a slam and then she goes to the apron and up top but misses a cross body. Jackie with a kick to Salinas followed by punches. Jackie tosses Salinas by the hair two times. Jackie with knees to Salinas and then she throws Salinas out of the ring. Salinas is Irish whipped into the guardrail before they return to the ring. Jackie with a T-Bone suplex. Jackie with a forearm to the back and then she chokes Salinas in the ropes. Salinas hits an electric chair drop followed by clotheslines. Salinas with an STO for a two count. Jackie with a kick and DDT into a Guillotine Choke and Salina taps out.
Winner: Jackie Moore

After the match, Jackie removes her belt and she whips Salinas. The referee pulls Jackie off Salinas and then she whips the referee before leaving the ring.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Six: Christian Cage and A.J. Styles versus Team 3D
Styles and Cage go after Team 3D on the ramp and the battle begins outside the ring. Styles and Cage punch Ray and Devon. Cage sends Devon into the guardrails. Christian with a choke on Devon on the opposite side of the ring while Styles chops Ray. Styles and Ray get into the ring and the match beings. Ray with a chop to Styles but Styles with the phenomenal drop kick. Cage is tagged in and he kicks and chops Ray. Ray with a back body drop to Christian and Devon is tagged in. Devon punches Christian and chokes him in the ropes. Devon with a punch and choke. Christian with kicks but Devon with an Irish whip. Christian with an elbow in the corner followed by a back elbow from the turnbuckles for a two count. A.J. tags in and he punches Devon. Styles with an Irish whip but he misses a forearm into the corner and Styles goes down. Ray takes advantage of the referee being preoccupied with Christian and Ray slams Styles for the Wassup head butt. Team 3D head to the back and they get a table. As they try to get the table into the ring, Cage hits a drop kick that takes Team 3D down. Styles uses Christian for a springboard as he hits a somersault plancha onto Team 3D. We go to commercial.

We are back and Ray hits a hangman’s neck breaker on Styles. We see footage from the commercial break where Ray interferes and that allows Devon to hit a hangman’s neck breaker of his own. Back to live on tape action and Ray with a back body drop to Styles and hits a forearm to the back of the neck. Ray with a camel clutch and Ray bites Styles’s nose. Christian comes in but the referee sends him back to his corner. Devon comes in and he chokes Styles and gets a two count. Devon with a reverse chin lock. Devon with a leg drop to Styles and then he sends A.J. into the turnbuckles. Devon misses a splash into the corner and then Styles with an enzuigiri to Ray and all three men are down. Styles makes his way to Christian and he makes the tag. Christian with punches to each member of Team 3D. Christian with a double clothesline and then he hits a drop toe hold on Devon and Christian chokes Devon. Christian sets for the Unprettier but Devon with a knee. Christian counters in inverted suplex with a breakdown for a near fall. Christian punches Devon and chops him. Christian with an elbow to Devon and he moves out of the way when Ray charges into the corner. Christian drops Ray on the top rope. Christian goes up top and he hits the frog splash on Devon but Ray breaks up the cover. Team 3D hits the neck breaker and belly-to-back suplex combination but Devon can only get a two count. Styles makes the blind tag and he hits a springboard forearm on Devon. Styles slams Devon and Christian and Styles both go up top for double diving head butts. Ray sends Christian out of the ring. Styles is on Ray’s shoulders and Devon hits the Doomsday Device but Styles is able to kick out. Ray gets on the turnbuckles but Christian punches him and hits a rana. Devon with an inverted slam to Christian. Devon avoids a springboard forearm from Styles. Styles with a Pele kick on Devon and then Christian and A.J. send Ray over the top rope to the floor. Styles hits the moonsault into the inverted DDT for the three count.
Winners: Christian Cage and A.J. Styles

After the match, Frank Trigg comes out and he wants a piece of A.J. Styles. Trigg tells Christian to stay out of it. From out of nowhere, a Frank Trigg look-a-like . . . I mean Kurt Angle attacks Styles and Cage from behind. Angle puts Styles in the ankle lock. Angle releases the hold as he stands over Styles. We go to credits.