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08-30-2008, 10:29 PM
Footage is aired showing Sting's recent actions as we see Sting arrive at the Impact Zone earlier in the day. Lauren met up with him in the parking lot and Sting says tonight is the night that he will speak about his actions.

The video game Impact intro hits and we are welcomed to this week’s show which will feature Kevin Nash against Kurt Angle in a Four ways to Glory qualifier and we will hear from Sting later on tonight.

Match 1: Awesome Kong vs. Sojourner Bolt
These two get into a shoving match before Bolt throws in some explosive offense. The fight makes its way to the outside as Mike Tenay briefly mentions that Gail Kim and TNA have parted ways. Kong tosses Bolt into the steel steps before rolling her back into the ring. Kong continues to power her around for a bit before hitting the Awesome Bomb for the win.

After the match, Raisha Saeed brings in two chairs and sets them up and Kong is about to powerbomb Bolt through them when ODB comes out to stop her with some new theme music. ODB and Kong brawl in the ring and ODB takes Kong down with a tornado DDT and continues to lay fists into her until she is pulled off by referees and security as Kong has to escape from the ring.

Jeremy Borash is backstage with AJ Styles and talks about his match next week against Christian Cage in the Four Ways to Glory qualifying match. He says they have had some history but are now on good terms and that they should both be up for the challenge. As for Sting, he says that he will let him speak first before shoving his fist down his throat. Styles tries to leave but Borash asks where Kurt Angle’s gold medal is at. Styles says it is his medal and that it is in good hands.

A new TNA Rough Cut segment is aired and Consequences Creed talks about getting his contract with TNA. Creed had sent in tapes to TNA and was fortunate enough to work with AJ Styles in NWA Anarchy. Last year the situation came up where Pacman Jones couldn’t wrestle in a tag team with Ron Killings and they needed a replacement for a match at Bound for Glory and Creed’s name came up. Creed then became a part of the TNA roster.

Match 2: Sheik Abdul Bashir & Petey Williams vs. Consequences Creed & Jay Lethal
Lethal and Creed both work together on Bashir as a whoissuicide.com message flashes. Bashir is able to tag in Williams, but he also finds himself on the receiving end of Creed’s offense. Creed, however, is tripped up by Rhaka Khan and his face slams into the apron. Williams and Bashir take turns working over Creed until Williams misses with a high risk move, which allows Creed to roll over to his corner and tag in Lethal.

Lethal comes in and uses his quickness and skill to drop both Williams and Bashir to the mat. Lethal climbs to the top rope but Bashir is able to knock him down to the mat. Bashir climbs the ropes as Williams looks to go for the Canadian Destroyer. Creed pushes Bashir off the ropes and into Williams, which makes him turn around and confront his partner. The distraction is enough for Lethal to roll up Williams to pick up the win. After the match, Williams and Bashir get into a shoving match until the referees have to come in and split them apart.

Lauren is backstage with ODB, who says she doesn’t sweat Kong. She says that this zoo isn’t big enough for both of them and challenges her to come into the ODB saloon, where it’s always wide open.

Abyss is this week’s guest of Karen’s Angle. Abyss says his name is Chris Parks and says that he was at home, not a mental institution. There he learned his is Chris, a nice person, where Abyss, on the other hand, is a destructive menace. He then says that Abyss and Chris are one and challenges anyone to face him. He then reads Karen a poem that he wrote about being her teddy bear as Karen looks on with a frightened look on her face. Abyss then pulls out some of his hair and gives it to her as a gift before leaving.

Lauren is backstage with the Beautiful People and Kip James. Lauren decides to just give them the microphone before walking away. Velvet Sky talks about their match tonight against Taylor Wilde and Roxxi. Angelina Love talks about her upcoming title match and says that she will hurt Taylor tonight and pin her cottage cheese ass at No Surrender.

Jeremy Borash is backstage with Kurt Angle and Frank Trigg. Angle says that he isn’t going to sleep until his gold medal is back around his neck. Borash tells him about what Styles says as Angle flips out but he is calmed down by Trigg. He tells Angle to concentrate on his match tonight against Nash as he will take care of the rest.

Match 3: Jimmy Rave vs. Curry Man
Curry Man dives over the top rope and onto Jimmy Rave during his entrance to get this match rolling. Christy Hemme causes enough of a distraction to allow Rave to get back into the match and gain the advantage. The two go back and forth with both getting quick pin attempts on each other until Curry Man finally puts Rave away with the Spice Rack for the pin.

After the match, Hemme comes back into the ring and slaps him across the face. Lance Rock tries to come in from behind, but Curry Man turns around and stops him in his track. Hemme, though, nails him with a low blow as he is then beaten down by the Rock n’ Rave Infection. The rest of the Prince Justice Brotherhood come out to the ring to make the save for their fallen partner and chase them out of the ring.

Lauren is with Jim Cornette in his office and he says that the Rock n’ Rave Infection along with Christy Hemme will be facing the Prince Justice Brotherhood in a six-person tag team match at No Surrender. Traci Brooks then steps into the office and Cornette says he is going to take her up on the offer she made a month ago. Cornette says that the Knockout Division has exploded and needs someone to keep order and keep them out of his hair.

Jeremy Borash is in Booker T’s locker room along with Team 3D. Team 3D argue over the rare artifacts in the room and Booker reminds them that he invited them to watch the Sting promo. Booker talks about being involved in the Four Ways to Glory match and proposes a toast but Brother Ray spills his champagne and Booker tells them to both leave.

Mike Tenay and Don West hype the rest of tonight’s show before sending it back to Jeremy Borash, who is standing by with Kevin Nash. Nash says he is in the match to give Samoa Joe a walk up call as he has been too occupied chasing Sting in the rafters. Nash then says that he will be in the main event to watch Joe’s back, but if his head still isn’t in the game, there is a good chance he will leave as the World Champion for the sixth time.

Match 4: Kurt Angle vs. Kevin Nash (Four Ways to Glory Qualifier)
Samoa Joe comes out and joins the announce team for this match. Mike Tenay and Joe talk about his anger and temper being his Achilles heel as Angle begins nailing Nash in the ring with right fists. Nash is able to quickly come back, though, and bends Angle over his knee and picks up a couple or two counts. Nash then methodically works Angle over and chokes him with his boot in the corner as we head into a commercial break.

We return to the match to see Angle in control and is working over his knee in the corner. Angle then locks Nash in the figure four but Nash is able to turn it over and gets to the ropes. Nash then fights back with a side slam, but he isn’t able to capitalize on it. The two begin trading blows and Nash is able to give the snake eyes to Angle to regain the advantage.

Nash clotheslines Angle over the top rope and out to the floor. While out there, Nash walks over to the announce table and slaps Joe across the face to make Joe put his focus on Nash. Joe walks up to the ring as Nash levels Angle with a big boot. Nash sets up for the jackknife powerbomb but Joe hops on the apron and distracts the referee, which allows Angle to nail Nash with a low blow before giving him the Olympic Slam to win the match and qualify for the Fours Ways to Glory match. Samoa Joe then enters the ring with the title and gets in his face as Nash finally just leaves the ring.

We are then treated to a video package about the mysterious guitar. The voice over guy tells us how people in TNA play the guitar by using it as a weapon and how it has been used over the past few weeks. Mike Tenay and Don West say that the guitar has been synonymous with one man as a Jeff Jarrett video package is aired.

Lauren is standing by with SoCal Val, who now has a black eye from last week’s altercation between Sonjay Dutt and Jay Lethal. Val says that she has had it and says that they can fight over the ring to see who can win her. She then hands the ring to Lauren before leaving.

Match 5: The Beautiful People vs. Roxxi & Taylor Wilde
Angelina Love refuses to go up against Taylor Wilde so she tags Velvet Sky into the match. Wilde works over Sky in the corner until Kip James distracts the referee and Love nails Wilde with the makeup kit. Love finally enters the match as they continue to work over Wilde and we head into a commercial break.

We return to see Taylor crawling to her corner and making the tag to Roxxi, who comes in and takes out both Love and Sky. Roxxi delivers a spinebuster to Love and goes for the pin, but it is broken up by Sky. Wilde comes in and the match breaks down until Taylor misses with a cross body block off the ropes. While the referee is tending to her, Sky sprays something into Roxxi’s face, which allows Love to nail her with a kick to the face to pick up the win.

After the match, The Beautiful People give Roxxi the brown bag treatment as Wilde comes back in the ring and slaps James across the face a couple of times. The Beautiful People then hold Wilde down as James grabs a pair of scissors for the makeup kit. James is about to cut Wilde’s hair but Rhino runs down to the ring to give her a hand and chases them out of the ring.

A video package of Sting's actions is aired as another whoissuicide.com message flashes on the screen. The video wonders if Sting is siding with Kurt Angle and Booker T to dispose of Samoa Joe and AJ Styles. We will finally get to hear from Sting next.

Sting makes his way out the ring with a baseball bat and a microphone. Sting talks about his sit down interview with Mike Tenay about his retirement recently. Sting, however, wondered what would happen if he were to turn the company over to the future of TNA. Sting says that it would have been a grave mistake, one that could possibly end the company.

Sting brings up Samoa Joe going too far by turning Booker T into a bloody mess when he could have just as easily made the pin fall. By doing that, he disrespected a legend in Booker T and he came to help Joe learn how to carry the torch but all he got in return was the finger. Sting says that back was he was coming up, Ric Flair helped him out and he respected what Flair did.

As for AJ Styles, Sting says that he doesn't owe him, but Styles owes him for paving the way for him. Sting says most of the locker room in the back is a bunch of spoiled rotten brats and will bring respect back into this business, where it belongs. Sting then challenges anyone to tell him that he is wrong to his face.

AJ Styles comes out and steps into the ring and tells him that he is wrong. Styles says that he looked up to him and never disrespected him. Sting tells Styles that he could have just walked away after beating Kurt Angle but he had to come back and continue to beat him down. Sting then offers Styles his bat and turns his back to him while taunting Styles to hit him. Styles is about to swing but Sting is able to nail him with a Scorpion Death Drop before he connects. Jeff Jarrett's music then begins to play as Impact comes to a close.

Quick Results
- Awesome Kong defeated Sojourner Bolt by pin fall.
- Consequences Creed & Jay Lethal defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir & Petey Williams by pin fall.
- Curry Man defeated Jimmy Rave by pin fall.
- Kurt Angle defeated Kevin Nash by pin fall to qualify for the Four Ways to Glory match.
- The Beautiful People defeated Roxxi & Taylor Wilde by pin fall.