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View Full Version : TNA iMPACT Report for April 30th, 2009



Kellie
05-01-2009, 11:22 AM
We start off tonight’s show with a look back at Lockdown and last week’s Impact. We then see Jeff Jarrett and Kurt Angle have problems with Mick Foley. What does Bobby Lashley have up his soft spoken and hard hitting sleeves? Samoa Joe has issues but does he have any allies?

Jeff Jarrett is walking in the back and Jeremy Borash wants to ask Jeff some questions, but he will not answer Jeremy. Jeremy tries to get some answers from Jeremy. Mick says that Jarrett cannot fire him because he is the champion. Mick says that he wants to work with Jeff not against him. Mick says that friends fight with steel chairs. Mick says that him and Jeff are going to be closer than brothers.

We are live on tape from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida and your announcers are Don ‘Fang Fingers’ West and Mike ‘Sorry San Jose’ Tenay.

The Main Event Mafia comes to the ring but Sting is not with them. Angle has a mic and he says that for the last six months since the birth of the Main Event Mafia, those closest to him have referred to him as the Godfather. Angle says that it is because he is the man in charge and he knows how to make things happen. He can deliver as long as he is showed respect. He tells Mick Foley that is how he is honored in TNA as long as he gets the proper respect. When Foley hit him last week with the chair, Foley did not know that there would be consequences. There is a price for Foley to pay. Angle tells Jeff Jarrett that he has an offer that Jeff cannot refuse. Angle says that if he is put in the title match at Sacrifice, he will put up what is most important to him. If he is pinned, the individual who pins him will be the Godfather of the Main Event Mafia. He tells Mick Foley that after what happened last week, he is going to go to his office and he is going to employ a hostile takeover. He is going to take over Foley’s office and job. He will take over everything because when you screw with the Godfather, you get the thorn of the rose.

Mick Foley is in the office with Jeremy Borash. Jeremy asks Mick for his thoughts. Mick asks what Angle said as he pulls out his headphones. Jeff Jarrett enters and he tells Mick that it is just the two of them and he can beat him up if he wants. He tells Foley to stay out of his way. Foley wants to know if Jarrett has his back if Angle tries to take over. Jeff tells Foley that he is on his own. We go to commercial.

We are back and Lauren is in the Main Event Dressing Room. Angle says that he is the Godfather and when he says something, he looks that person in the eyes and does it. Lauren asks Kurt about his offer for Sacrifice. Kurt says that he is going to whip Foley’s ass and become the TNA Champion. Steiner says that he wants to get back at Jarrett. Angle tells Steiner that they need Jarrett to get into the match at Sacrifice. Then Steiner can have him.

We see footage from the first round matches in the Team 3D Tag Team Challenge.

Match Number One: The Motor City Machine Guns versus Amazing Red and Suicide in the Team 3D Tag Team Invitational

Shelley and Red start things off and Shelley with a kick and side head lock. Shelley with a shoulder tackle but Red with an arm drag. Shelley with a leg sweep but Red with a matrix to get out of a cover. Red with a kick to Shelley’s head. Shelley ties Red up and then he tags in Sabin and Sabin poses. Red with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Suicide tags in and he drops Sabin on the mat and then he hits a leg drop. Suicide presses Sabin over his head and drops him and then Suicide presses Red onto Sabin for a near fall. Red sends Sabin into the turnbuckles and then Red with a drop kick. Sabin sends Red into the turnbuckles and then the Guns with a double kick. Suicide is knocked off the apron and then Red is tossed around by Shelley and Sabin.

Shelley puts Red in the Tree of Woe and then he stands on Red’s groin. Shelley with a baseball slide and Sabin with a hesitation drop kick. Sabin with a version of an abdominal stretch. Shelley tags back in and Red with kicks to Shelley and Sabin. Red with a kick to Shelley and then he hits an inverted DDT and both men are down. Suicide is tagged in and he hits a double sledge on Shelley and a clothesline in the corner. Suicide with a drop kick to Sabin. Suicide with a fireman’s carry slam of Shelley onto Sabin. Shelley hits Suicide from behind. Sabin with a kick and then Shelley with Sliced Bread #2 for a two count. Sabin with a drop kick that knocks Red down on the apron. Sabin and Shelley wait for Suicide to get up and it is time for a series of kicks. Red with a kick to Shelley followed by a rana to Sabin. Red hits Code Red to Shelley. Red with a corkscrew plancha onto Sabin. Suicide hits Suicide Solution on Shelley for the three count.

Winners: Amazing Red and Suicide

Lauren is with Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Madison Rayne. Lauren asks Madison about her stretcher match against Kong. Angela talks about other times things appeared to happen ‘on paper’. She says that they can do anything. They welcome a stretcher match and they wonder who will be able to push Kong on a stretcher.

We go to commercial.

We are back with and Abyss and Dr. Stevie video package.

Lauren is with Abyss and she asks him if Dr. Stevie is serious about putting Abyss in a match where his opponent can use weapons while he cannot. Abyss says that getting hit with weapons can make him better.

Cody Deener and ODB stop by and he says that he is going to seek revenge on Abyss. He challenges Abyss tonight. Cody tells Lauren to tell Abyss that he is waiting for him when Abyss grows a set. Cody touches Lauren and Abyss grabs Cody and Cody is afraid.

It is time for a Kurt Angle video package.

Mick Foley is with the Motor City Machine Guns and he reminds them that they beat him in a first blood match. Mick asks Shelley and Sabin for their help to take care of Kurt Angle. Alex tells Mick that he is crazy and they would like to help Mick, but Chris says that they have some issues. Alex says that they have issues with Suicide. He is under a mask and Suicide stopped TNA from showcasing the real tag team talent. Foley says that Suicide is Al Snow and Shelley and Sabin don’t believe him.

We go to commercial.

Match Number Two: LAX versus Doug Williams and Brutus Magnus with Rob Terry in the Team 3D Invitational Tournament

We go to the back and Hernandez is injured and Brutus Magnus has Hernandez’ briefcase.

Homicide will wrestle this as a handicap match and he hits Rob with the briefcase. Homicide hits the Tope con hilo on Williams and Magnus. Homicide sends Williams into the ring. Williams punches Homicide and Homicide hits a swinging neck breaker. Homicide punches Williams but Homicide charges into a boot. Homicide with a back elbow to Magnus. Williams attacks Homicide from behind. Homicide goes up top and he hits a missile drop kick on both men. Homicide with a chop to Magnus and then Homicide knocks Williams off the apron. Magnus with a clothesline to Homicide. Magnus kicks Homicide before tagging Williams back in. Williams with a European uppercut to Homicide and Homicide tries to fight back. Williams with a knee into the corner followed by a suplex for a near fall. Magnus tags in and the hit a cross arm clothesline. Magnus with a power slam and then he goes up top and he tries for a frog splash but he overshoots Homicide and misses. Williams tags in and Homicide with a kick and forearm but Williams with a European uppercut. Homicide with an overhead belly-to-belly throw. Homicide with a tornado DDT to Magnus followed by a cutter to Williams. Rob grabs Homicide’s leg and Williams hits a European uppercut while Magnus holds Homicide for the three count.

Winners: The British Invasion (Brutus Magnus and Doug Williams)

We go to commercial.

We are back with another video package about Kurt Angle.

Match Number Three: Madison Rayne with Angelina Love and Velvet Sky versus Awesome Kong with Raisha Saeed in a Stretcher Match

The referee sends Saeed to the back. He also sends Love and Sky to the back.

Madison turns around and Kong with punches and then she hits a choke slam. The stretcher is put in the ring and Kong hits a short arm clothesline. Kong puts Madison on the stretcher and the referee starts the count but Kong pulls Madison off and then hits the Implant Buster. Kong pulls Rayne off the stretcher again and Kong hits the Awesome Bomb. The crowd asks for one more and Kong gives it to them. Kong is put on the stretcher and the referee makes the ten count.

Winner: Awesome Kong

We go to commercial.

We are back and we see footage from during the commercial when Angelina and Velvet check on Madison.

Don and Mike talk about the attacks on Madison and Hernandez and Don blames what happened to Madison on the referee sending Angelina and Velvet to the back.

We have a rare Main Event Mafia video package.

Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin come out to the ring. Alex has the mic and he says that he wants everyone to shut up because they have someone to call out. They want Christopher Daniels/Suicide to come out to the ring.

Christopher Daniels comes out to the ring. Alex asks Daniels why he didn’t come in on the zip line. Shelley points out that Daniels lost his job 18 months ago. Since then, he has been doing small shows in indy purgatory trying to get his job back. Shelley points out that Daniels has a family to feed. Sabin says that is not all they know. Sabin says that they are as smart as they look. Sabin says that the time has come to ask him a few questions. He wants to know why Daniels and Suicide have the exact same build. Daniels and Suicide move the same way in the ring. Sabin asks why every time Suicide comes in the ring, the people chant Daniels’ name. Sabin says that those questions are rhetorical. Sabin calls Daniels a liar. Sabin says that it does not matter if Jarrett had anything to do with it. Sabin wants Daniels to admit that he is Suicide.

Daniels tells Sabin and Shelley that he does not owe them an explanation. The important thing is that Jeff Jarrett brought him back to TNA. He tells Sabin to get out of his face. Now that he is back, he will do what he does best and that is wrestle. He says that he does not have time for video games, masks, or repelling. If they want to know who Suicide is, ask them himself.

Shelley says that they will ask Suicide. He asks Daniels who Suicide is. Daniels takes the mic back and he says that he is Daniels. He says that he is pissed off. Daniels attacks Sabin and Shelley and he hits an STO on Sabin. Shelley with a rake of the eyes but Daniels with a Blue Thunder Bomb to Shelley. Sabin gets an uranage and Daniels sets for the BME but Sabin and Shelley get out of the ring.

It is time to Follow Foley Find Friends 2009. Now Foley is with Samoa Joe and his black head towel and knife. Foley reminds Joe about how he was there to praise Joe to everyone. Joe takes off his towel and walks away. Foley says that it is time for Plan C and we go to commercial.

Match Number Four: Cody Deener with ODB versus Abyss in an Anyone but Abyss can use weapons in this match match

Cody has a cookie sheet and he hits Abyss with it and Abyss thinks that something might have hit him. Cody has a trash can lid and he hits Abyss with it in the head and Abyss shrugs it off. Abyss starts to bleed. Cody with a kendo stick and Abyss blocks it. Abyss grabs Cody by the hair and he chops Deener. ODB gives Cody something to drink and a pep talk. Abyss grabs Cody and Cody spits it in Abyss’s face. Cody hits Abyss in the head with the trash can and Abyss is staggered. Cody hits him again but Abyss stays on his feet. Cody hits Abyss in the head with the kendo stick and Abyss stays on his feet. Cody hits Abyss again but Abyss does not go down. Cody gets a chair and hits Abyss with it. Cody celebrates when Abyss goes down. The hat is turned around so he is serious and he gets a wrench. Cody charges at Abyss but Abyss with a Black Hole Slam for the three count.

Winner: Abyss

Lauren is in the back with Daffney to talk about her work with Dr. Stevie. Daffney says that Dr. Stevie is the best psychiatrist she has ever been with. Daffney says that he tells her to let things out. Daffney tells Lauren that they have something in common. She says that Lauren knows who she is talking about. Lauren tells Daffney that she does not think that Abyss is interested in her. Daffney laughs and walks away.

We go to commercial.

We are back and it is time to go to the Main Event Dressing Room and Jeremy Borash is with Kevin Nash, Booker T, and their women. Jeremy asks about the tension between the women-folk. Sharmell says that everything is under control since Kevin put his pit bull on a leash. Security gets involved and Angle tells Booker to control Sharmell. Booker wants to leave and Sharmell goes with him.

Matt Morgan comes out and he has something to say. He says that he is going to drop a bombshell on Impact. Matt tells the Main Event Mafia that he is going to make an offer they cannot refuse. He offers his services. He says that he is the future of this business and the business is now. He will be waiting on their reply but this offer is only for a limited time.

Lauren is in the back with A.J. Styles and she asks him about their match tonight. She also asks about problems with Joe. A.J. says that Joe is on no one’s page and he is a different person. He does not know who Joe has been talking to. He tells Joe that he better have his game face on. He wants the Samoan Submission Machine, not the Nation of Violence.

We go to commercial.

We go to footage of Rhino training Jesse Neal in the ring. Jesse says that it is nothing line basic training. Rhino says that he has the heart.

Match Number Five: Booker T and Kevin Nash with their women versus A.J. Styles and Samoa Joe

Joe does not come out at the start of the match and we have another handicap match.

Booker starts off with A.J. and they lock up. Booker with a break but A.J. pushes Booker. They lock up again and Booker works on the arm. A.J. reverses and he puts Booker in a hammer lock. Booker with a side head lock and a knee to the midsection. A.J. with a back elbow and then Styles with the Phenomenal drop kick for a near fall. Nash tags in and Styles with a waist lock and Styles with shoulders in the corner. Nash with an Irish whip but Styles moves out of the way when Nash charges into the corner. Styles tries for a sunset flip but he cannot get Nash over. Nash puts Styles in the corner and it is time for elbows. Nash puts Styles on the turnbuckles but Styles punches Nash and then he puts Nash in a sleeper. Booker tags in and he connects with a knee and a knee lift. Nash tags back in and Styles with a kick to Nash’s leg and then he punches Booker. Styles goes to the apron and he sends Booker to the floor. Styles with a springboard forearm to Nash and Nash goes to the floor.

Bobby Lashley is slow walking in the split screen while Styles hits a slingshot splash onto Booker and Nash on the floor. Samoa Joe makes his way into the Impact Zone as we go to commercial.

We are back and Booker with a knee to Styles and we see footage during the commercial of tension between Joe and Styles. We see Nash and Booker attack Joe and Styles. Back to live on tape action and Joe attacks Nash and then he takes care of Booker. Joe with a drop kick to Nash followed by a power slam to Booker. Joe slams Nash’s head into the ring steps while Jenna distracts the referee in distraction point #1. Booker gets the Legends Title belt and he hits Styles with it to get the three count.

Winners: Booker T and Kevin Nash

After the match, Joe kneels over his fallen tag team partner. A.J. gets in Joe’s face and he wants to know why Joe is doing this.

Mick Foley is in his office and he is talking to someone controversial. He says that he needs this person’s help against Kurt Angle. Mick tells this person to hide in the closet until he can sucker Kurt Angle into the office.

We go to commercial.

We are back for the main event backstage segment as Kurt Angle finally starts his hostile take over of Mick Foley’s office, but first we have another Kurt Angle video package.

Angle is in Jeff Jarrett’s office and he confronts Mick Foley. Foley wants to set things straight. He is working on a new contract with a huge superstar coming into TNA. Then he will be ready to talk to Foley. Angle tells Foley to get out of his office. Foley says the safe word but that person does not hear it. Angle chokes Foley and Foley wants to know why Angle is so angry. Angle reminds Foley that he hit him with a chair last week. Foley tells Angle that he can hit him with a chair one time to get even. Then Foley can have a shot at his title at Sacrifice. Foley tells Angle to get Jarrett’s guitar and hit him in the head. Foley tells Angle that he has second thoughts about the guitar and he says that he can get a chair and he will have it in 30 seconds. Foley hits Angle in the head with the phone and then he applies the Mandible Claw as the lights go out. The lights go back on and Kurt Angle is down and someone has a chair but that person has a hood on. The hood comes off and it is Sting.

We go to credits.