Angelique
01-08-2006, 08:00 PM
Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass.
Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
Only moans during commercial breaks.
You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda,Yadda."
Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.
Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
Starts her fake orgasm during foreplay
Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire.
Only moans during commercial breaks.
You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show.
During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda,Yadda."
Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better.
Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.
Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?"
Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.
Starts her fake orgasm during foreplay