A Very 'Dead Man' Christmas
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**** There once was a 'dead man' who ruled the ring in the world wrestling fed....eh eh... entertainment ring... but he somehow someway, something happened. Over the years he was known to be the fearless, he was known to be boiler room brawler or a hell in cell caretaker but in all regards--he went the distance, he was the phenom, and 20+ years later there are few things that stretch beyond imagination that not only boggle the mind but 'freeze' your memories. Wrestle Mania was the backyard of big evil, the walking death valley of all sorts, he craved power, he showed it, he brought it, and is still undefeated, wait.... i stand incorrect, he is almost undefeated but there's a catch..... he has a second job which we didn't know till know but records show hes "undefeated", however do to this wonder we ask, a change of scenery has been born and the story is here! ****
**** The Dead man has not been seen for quite sometime but we know something is going on, we just don't know exactly what hes doing in his spare time but we have a hunch as to what it could be ****** Can you figure it out kids? *******
Over the course of speculation; through continuous thought and idea, we came across something very strange. We traveled the world, we went to each wrestling event, we even went to sesame street just to see if count Dracula had seen this figure but we know he hasn't been there for ages, according to sources that is. Soon after we came across another clue.... it was almost as if, the holiday season had spoke for us, but we could not believe the reception from it, we found it laying in a store of supplies where only 'boring people go' if they want to buy something that isn't as fun to use as a game would be, however due to the lack of foundation within the search, a kid had stumbled upon something even more dramatic and very strange, he went up to the cashier and said "is he do here, me ask him up for sign?" the clerk responded, with "say what?" so he left, and bumped into this girl they thought of each other as kids in a candy store looking all over the place for something they just couldn't figure out, when somebody spoke "He is dead as can be, but he is also as jolly as you might see" and they could not even get that clue...but what happened next surely gave a new meaning to a "very dead man Christmas" smoke everywhere.. music surround sound, lights flickering and noises of bells and cheers of the souls, it was like a haunted house, but when the lights stopped flickering there was a tree with smoke, broken pieces of ornaments and then underneath was .............
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REST............
...................IN................
......................................PEACE!!!!!!!
*The Bell Toll rang 4 times and then something appeared ******
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**** The secret was out, SANTA CLAUSE was The UNDERTAKER! News spread all over the death valley land, as kids were screaming and parents were calling the feds because they thought it was just a joke, but what they didn't know that the dead man had a very special gift..........for all who loved him when he was a wwe superstar.............. and that gift was......... ***
A Very Merry dead Christmas, to all and a 21-0 a good night..... ........ REST......In......PEACE ........... JOLLY DEAD MAN!~
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