This Will Be the Ending of Wrestlemania 32

Just thinking about it makes me wanna puke!

Roman......FUCKING.....Reigns winning the title as the fans litter the ring with trash.

Michael Cole: "THE ROMAN EMPIRE HAS BEGUN! THE DREAM HAS BEEN REALIZED" before going into the ring, ripping Roman's pants off and proceeding to suck him off. MIGHT AS WELL

SUPPOSED HEEL JBL then joins in:
"HA. MAGGLE! I LOVE IT, HERE COMES THE ROMAN EMPIRE MAGGLE! BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA! BIG MATCH RAMEN!"

JBL then goes in the ring and deepthroats him harder than Cole. MIGHT AS WELL

Vince comes out, begins crying and calls Roman the greatest sports entertainer in history and sucks him off.

The ENTIRE fucking WWE roster comes in telling Roman that he's better than them and sucks the fucker off! WHY NOT?!

HELL, why don't they bring back Cena himself to endorse him and fuck him personally in the middle of the ring?!
"You can connect with the kids even better than I can Roman. You truly are the future of wrestling!" *GAGS

Hell, knowing this fucking company they'll bring back every available legend they have to blow his cock and exclaim that everything Heyman said about Roman being better than them last year is true!.

Fuck, this is going to be the darkest timeline :no: .

Maybe Cena will pull an Ultimate Warrior Summerslam 91, hold the show for ransom... are Cena and Reigns not the same caliber "superstar"? The whole "let's make him champ" shit gets thrown around like "Employee of the Month" a "participation award" for managing to show up to work. Not saying you did a good job, or tried anything extraordinary, but hey, we can't have any more year long reigns (hopefully no omen-pun there) so just shuffle the belt around, it gets prestige the more champions get crowned. Amazing how these assholes get opportunities that Lance Storm or Daniel Bryan are laughed out of by "the Kliq" ... 250 lbs or higher in the wonderful world of entertainment.. still not sure who's out of touch, Vince, Steph, Trips, but shit how much of the "Network" viewers are watching classics vs. Live streaming or "Modern WWE"... Even TNA pre-Impact Wrestling was better than this shit.... as always, indy wrestling FTW!

Triple H will win.....

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