The Deadman's Apprentice Legacy
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Best New Member April 2009
Biggest Spammer x1
That Rob Award x1
Most Annoying Member x1
Best LOW Writer of 2009
Most Improved Member of 2009
Will be Made Staff Member in 2010
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LOW Best R/P'er
Best Overall Poster
LOW/Gamer's Heaven Mod
And a bunch of other stuff I don't remember
Worst Username of 2010 - Aslan
Best LOW Writer of 2010
Writer of the Best LOW Match in 2010 - GM War
Best Gamer's Control Poster of 2010
--------------------2011----------------------
Give it a break its just starting...
Quotes & Awesomeness
1. Kirst: You are one weird man/lady
2: Kellie: I'm here for the porn
3: Awesome Lainey: i finally get access to the hardcore section cos im hardcore!
Awesome Lainey: or because im 18 still
4: J-man: My internet SOMETIMES works with this SB, but sometimes it doesn't
DA: You fail J
J-man: I know
5: Ke$ha Fan: The best rides are girls tbh
6: ShakeSonnen (R-OR): Sonnen will flykick Silva to oblivion
ShakeSonnen (R-OR): i mean Silva eats big macs before a fight
ShakeSonnen (R-OR): Chael Sonnen eats Chuck Norris' before fights
7: DA: My wrestling show would pwn
DA: It'd feature lesbians, bikinis, and all matches would be random
DA: I mean sex sells, it'd be the closest thing to free sex...
macmichaud2: da u would have a sex show that ppl occasionaly wrestled on
Travis: SeXplosion the show for DA
8: W-OLF: Damn what did I do Now hes in a tag team called TITans
9:Kage: damnit DA, just stand in the background and look scary.Mauler and Kage are talking
10: Kirstilpop: Tom is a hussy!
11: Punisher: if Kane beats Taker at Mania I will literally get a lion to eat my balls off,
and then banish my dreams and become a opera singer
12: Velvet Skys Camel Toe: Hitler: Zee Jude habe meine Hoden (Zee Jew stole my testicle).
Tod den Juden, bis mein tesicle zurückgegeben. (Death to Jews until my tesicle is returned.
13: Mac: Da is the hulk hogan of match writing..he comes in and steals the main event lol
14: Blazin Falcon: anything i can do DA can do better
15: Punisher: How did DA get above me
Punisher: Thats what she said
The Tom Quotes... OMG
1: Tom: 31 Cats, a hobo, a human baby, A Hamster, 3 Dogs,
A Cat Lady, Kage's Star Secret Child, Lady Gaga, a pair of panties and a Goat
2: DA: My smiley pwns all other smileys, specially yours Tom
DA: Mine is a nuke, so it beats ur banana
Tom: Llamas > Nukes
Tom: It would be epic seeing countries with Llama warheads
3. Tom: A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded
that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority
of Indian men.
4: Kirstilpop: YOU WILL BOW TO ME!
Tom: I AINT BOWING TO SQUAT!
DA: You bow to me...
Tom: I submit to you DA its not the same
5: (Via MSN) DA: You are Luigi there
Tom: Damn right... Luigi > Mario
DA: Who is more famous tho?
Tom: Luigi is epic
DA: I am Mario
Tom: Luigi the underrated awesome guy
DA: I screw Peach...
Tom: I watch you screw Peach
DA: LMAO... I'mma quote you... weirdo...
6: (Via MSN) DA: Gotta go to two birthdays this weekend
Tom: Get on the bouncy castles
Tom: Beat the crap out of the kids and kick them out
Tom: Then they complain to their dad
Tom: Beat up the dad and own it
7: Tom: DA > The World
8: (Via MSN) Tom: I gotta go have an orgy on XBL
DA: Ok, byez. Don't scream 'YEAH DA!' while on it though.
Tom: Don't be silly, I only scream YEAH DA! on wet dreams.
9: DA: I don't wanna go to school tomorrow
Tom: Beat up the Principal
Tom: Order a Bouncy Castle
Tom: Own School Like a Boss
Tom: The standard Tom way
10: Smartmark: Who is the number one contender for the LOW women's title?
DA: No one...
Smartmark: That's weird
DA: Noone is the name of the number one contender
DA: Her real name is Annabeth Chase and she is 15 years old...
Tom: I thought that would was the name of your GF but then I realised they would be called Ura Hand
11: DA: Boxfucker
Tom: Boxfucking should be an olympic sport
12: Tom: Frontal > Anal
Tom: Ear > Frontal > Anal
DA: Motorboating > Frontal > BJ's > Anal
EeL: Vibrator > Anal > Frontal > BJ < MotorBoating
Tom: Motorboat themed Vibrators
13: Tom: (Via MSN) Everyone's better with Powell, Imagine Powell on a Ke$ha Album
That bitch would outsell the world, All because of Powell
14: Tom: A guide to get on DA's Quotes: A. Max Powell it up B. Say something do
to with Sex/Boobs C. Kiss DA's ass for like ages D. Just Epic Win Like A Boss
15: Tom: (Via MSN) The Real Reason there are lesbians is Max Powell
No man can compare and if they make love to Powell the epicness kills them
so they have to have sex with women