Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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04-24-2013, 07:42 AM #11On the bench!
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04-24-2013, 07:19 PM #12Main Eventer
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Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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04-24-2013, 09:02 PM #13On the bench!
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Yo momma so nasty she made Speed Stick slow down
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04-26-2013, 02:39 AM #14Main Eventer
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Yo mama so fat,
she fell in love and broke it.
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04-27-2013, 01:07 AM #15On the bench!
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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down.
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04-27-2013, 02:39 AM #16Main Eventer
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Surgeon General: Staring directly at yo mama has been known to cause irreversible brain damage.
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04-29-2013, 10:38 PM #17On the bench!
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Yo momma's so fat yo daddy been fucking her for an hour and she asked if he was in yet
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05-01-2013, 02:28 AM #18Main Eventer
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Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!
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05-10-2013, 02:10 AM #19On the bench!
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Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
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