The Hardcore Championship Game

[LG]

:kane5: comes out of no where and does the tombstone on Rob, as :eddie: and :batista: looks on. Since Rob didn't get the win, LG gets in a car and rides far away!

[Rob]

LG crashes into a gas truck, exploding. The championship flies into the air and happens to land into Rob's arms. LG is nowhere to be found and presumed dead. :bearer:

[LG]

:theshield:

All of sudden, someone attacks Rob from behind! It's LG! Rob must have sent LG's stunt double into the explosion! LG does the pedigree and pins.

[Rob]

What kind of wrestler has a stunt double?

Anyways.

Rob chases LG out into a massive thunderstorm. As LG lifts the championship high into the air to celebrate his victory, lightning strikes the championship, shooting electricity through LG's body stunning him. Rob runs outside and goes to cover LG for the pin.

[LG]

LG stands up and gives Rob a Knockout Slap for the win.

[Rob]

While on the ground, Rob gets bit by a genetically modified spider. Next thing he knows, LG is wrapped up in a huge web as Rob pins him.

[LG]

LG gets out, punches Rob in the nuts, does roll up pin for the win

[Rob]

Rob fucks LG's mother and LG walks in on them and passes out. Naked rob pins LG for the win

[LG]

LG wakes up, knocks Rob out, and drags him to the nursing home. There he is butt raped by old gay men, while LG steals the title, as Rob is still tied down to the rocking chair

[Rob]

Rob is busy banging AJ Lee when he sees LG try to sneak by. After unloading his spunk on AJ's face, Rob tackles LG to the ground, applies chloroform to a cloth and then to the face of LG. Once LG is out, Rob casually walks away with the title and resumes the hot sex with AJ.