The Hardcore Championship Game

[ClayMation]

Robocop stops the car with his bare hands, kills Paul Heyman and knocks out Bob and LG. He gives to the title back to Clay.

"I believe this is yours, citizen." says Robocop. Clay high fives him. NEW CHAMP.

[Rob]

Walks through the back with trish stratus distracting the champ with her :boobs: Rolls up champ for the win

[ClayMation]

:bansex: this guy shows up, distracting the champ....

:bansex2: <-- then this happens to the current champ, who passes out from embarrassment and anal pain.

Clay pins, 1-2-3 NEW CHAMP.

[Rob]

Despite my bleeding anus, I nail you with the x-factor for the win.

[ClayMation]

Clay wakes up to find that Bob actually enjoyed what happened earlier...and is at it again.

He sneaks up on them and curb stomps the banana, making a banana split and Bob chokes on the tasty treat and passes out.

1-2-3 NEW CHAMP.

[Rob]

*Vomits on clay* then pinches his nipple til he taps.

[LG]

Mae Young comes out of nowhere nude and dry humps SB until SB faints from embarassment. LG pins for the win

[Rob]

I get bit by a genetically altered spider and trap LG in my web. I sit on him for the pin.

[LG]

I become Spiderman, eat the webs and traps SB Spider in my own web. Then pins the trapped SB and 1 2 3 new champ

[Rob]

Sues LG for gimmick infringement and the judge awards me the hardcore title.