Top 5 Video Game Characters That Should Be President

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#5: Bowser
(Mario series)

The Koopa King of Mean.

If there's one entity in the world more persistent on foreign invasion than the Bush administration, it's the Koopa Kingdom.

No matter how many times his army gets systematically crushed by jumpy Italian plumbers, King Koopa is always ready to rule the world (and in some cases, the galaxy) at the drop of a hat. Republicans would love this guy. And unlike the average politician, Koopa tries to compromise. Princess Peach probably didn't like being kidnapped, fondled, and held hostage indefinitely, so Koopa eventually started trying to marry her and make the whole thing legit. What a classy guy.

As long as he dodges the conspiracy involving the origin of the Koopa Kids, Mr. Bowser's got a lock on this.

#4: Doctor Ivo Robotnik / Eggman
(Sonic the Hedgehog series)

That's no moon, it's an Eggman!

Sure, he's not exactly a "for-the-people" kind of guy, but our president would be a lot cooler if he had a gigantic Egg-brand Death Star. If dictatorship is a bad thing, you'll think twice when your president descends to a press conference in a gigantic, laser cannon-laden, egg-shaped airship. F--k Air Force One, baby.

Besides, there would be no need for a volunteer army - this guy can whip up Metal Sonics and "SWATbots" like 10-minute casseroles. That solves the foreign war budget, as long as you're willing to sacrifice hundred of useless woodland animals. Who the Hell decided squirrels were so great, anyway?

#3: Mike Haggar
(Final Fight series)

Here cometh the pain!

He's the former mayor of Metro City and a complete badass. When the Mad Gear gang kidnapped his daughter, he didn't wait for a ransom - Haggar saddled up and took the fight to the streets.

Forget the Presidential Debates on CNN - one piledriver would crush all potential opponents with reckless abandon. Hell, he's in his sixties and he still makes guys like Balrog and Zangief look like total bitches. Did we mention his ring name is "Macho"? That's a nickname made for politics. "President Macho Mike Haggar."

#2: Old Snake
(Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots)

Older than the rest, tougher than the best.

If you're looking for the ultimate American, look no further than Solid Snake. Unlike the current president we have, Snake actually found the Weapons of Mass Destruction he was looking for. From South Africa to Alaska to the Middle East, terrorists haven't made a Metal Gear that Snake couldn't find. Plus, he's the only veteran-slash-candidate that looks older than McCain.

As if that wasn't enough, he takes out those Metal Gear behemoths single-handed. Vote Snake in '08!

#1: Guile
(Street Fighter series)

As we said, Guile doesn't tolerate Commies.

He's an Air Force Major and a devoted family man with one of the most distinctive haircuts in history. Plus, Guile's got not one, but two American flags tattooed on his ridiculously huge arms (and he's not a redneck). That's commitment to your country.

For those who haven't had the history lesson, Guile's also hard on international crime. This guy chased M. Bison (or Vega, if you're a Japanese SF fan) up and down the globe for years before kicking his ass in Thailand. Not only did Guile want to crush the bastard for killing his best friend, but he instinctively knew anyone who wears that much red is probably a Communist.

Are you man enough to vote for Guile?

Let the voting begin. Personally. I would of added Luigi.

but since this is not my poll. I'm voting for Guile.

[JohnCenaFan28]

Interesting, I'll vote for Bowser