I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calmness in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Glenlivet, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel, now that I reached my inner peace.