FIP News and Notes

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FIP Bringing SLEAZY back??

The offices of FIP received an odd package in the mail this week. In it was a pair of sunglasses, a headband, and a coupon book for “Free Moustache Rides” made out to “everyone in FIP”. The package had a Los Angeles, California postmark with no return address on the package. It was simply marked “From JR with Love”

When reached for comment, the enigmatic Joey Ryan had this to say. “It has been far too long since Florida has seen the Sleaze, and FIP fans your prayers are answered…Joey Ryan is coming back to FIP on May 2nd, and there will be moustache rides for all baby…”

Ryan will not have an easy go of it in his return to FIP. Signed to face him at Unfinished Business is the vastly popular masked man Jigsaw.

YRR nearly back at Full Strength

Mister St. Laurent will be back in Crystal River on May 2nd, and will be leading the YRR into action. Kenny King, Sal Rinauro and Chasyn Rance will be on hand at Unfinished Business and looking to make an impact. Said St. Laurent, “Sal Rinauro and Chasyn Rance are in the best shape of their lives, and ready to get back on track, and Kenny King will be there as well while Jason Blade is out of town…The YRR will make a statement come May 2nd in Crystal River… bank on it.”

Big Tag Team Match Signed for Unfinished Business!

The Dark City Fight Club signed to face 2 Fast 2 Furious at Unfinished Business. Kory Chavis and Jon Davis have been wreaking havoc over the past several months here in FIP. Nooie Lee and Jerrelle Clark have agreed to face them on May 2nd, and the Dark City Fight Club promise to make an example of them.

“2 Fast 2 Furious? You have to be kidding me right,” said Chavis. “How many more people have to go to the hospital around here before people start recognizing that we are the best tag team in the world? How long are people gonna keep ducking us? We can’t be beat. We won’t be beat, and Clark and Lee… you boys are gonna get hurt… real bad.”

The Skinny on Unfinished Business

Full Impact Pro Wrestling

Unfinished Business 2009
Saturday, May 2nd 2009
National Guard Armory
8551 W. Venable St., Crystal River, FL 34429
Doors open at 7:30 pm and show starts at 8 pm
Tickets are $20 Ringside, $15 GA & Kids 13 and under $10 GA
Advance tickets - $12 GA & Kids 13 and under $8 GA
To purchase advance tickets call (352) 422-4582 or visit www.FullImpactPro.com

Already Signed:

FIP World Heavyweight Title Match
Tyler Black vs. Davey Richards (w/Heartbreak Enterprises)

FIP Tag Team Title Match
Erick Stevens/Roderick Strong vs. The British Lions (Chris Gray/Tommy Taylor)

FIP Florida Heritage Title Rematch
“Addicted to Love” Rhett Titus (w/HBE) vs. Chris Jones

Dark City Fight Club vs. 2 Fast 2 Furious

Joey Ryan vs. Jigsaw

Also Signed to Appear:
- The YRR of Kenny King/Sal Rinauro/Chasyn Rance w/MSL
- “The Bad Seed” Shawn Osborne
- Grizzly Redwood
- Brad Attitude

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