Florida inmate smuggles 30 items into jail in his rectum, authorities say

A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was keeping an illegal fanny pack — in his fanny.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

Using a rectum as a smuggling compartment is nothing new in Florida, but this has to set some kind of world record or at least a state jail system mark.

On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS.Now that's some serious junk in the trunk. Lansing must have been packing for the entire cell block.

Deputies also found a coupon up Lansing's butt. Not sure why he was keeping that since those things do have an expiration date, but we'd be curious to know what the discount was for.

Lansing allegedly had the items in his anus during the entire time he was before the judge who sent him to prison.


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