The insult Game

[LG]

The Insult Game
-How it works: You are allowed only one insult per post. No double posting.
-And number One rule: Do not get offended and do not start fights. Just post insults.

Mine:
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

[Black Widow]

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.

[LionDen]

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. lol

[LG]

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

[LionDen]

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. lol

[LG]

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

[LionDen]

Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand. lol

[LG]

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?

[LionDen]

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.

[LG]

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.