The Hardcore Championship Game

[ClayMation]

Clay watches all this from the press box and is eating popcorn, amused. He then takes a paintball sniper rifle and pops both men in the head, knocking them out. He marches his way down to the ring and gets the title and makes his way back up to the pressbox, where Mike Tyson is waiting. They celebrate with a beer NEW CHAMPION.

[LG]

DeGenerationX arrives and surrounds Clay, they tell him to suck it along with the hand signals, then each member does their finishing move on Clay. DX makes LG their newest member, LG pins Clay to become the new champion. And if you ain't down with that, I got 2 words for ya!!!

[Rob]

Lights go out, and the next thing seen is the ring bursting into flames. As DX runs up the ramp, Rob summons a wall of fire at the top of the ramp and LG stumbles. Rob runs up the ramp with a chair and bashes LG In the head and runs off with the title in hand.

[LG]

LG flees after ROB catching him in a super kick to the head, then does a stunner, and makes him fall landing on a cement floor busting his head open. LG grabs the title and runs away never to be found again muahahaha

[Travicity]

As he runs off he is found as Travis lays out LG with a razor bat and lays on the ground and puts LG over him 1 2 3 LG wins and keeps the title as Travis walks away and leaves LG laid out still champ.

[Rob]

Rob meets a genie who offers him one wish. Rob's wish is to find where LG vanished to. Instantly, Rob is transported to a place somewhere outside of the space/time continuum and finds LG floating in nothingness. Rob floats over to LG, nails him with a fingerpoke of doom, and rides a magic carpet back to the earth, title in hand.

I challenge you, beat that.

[LG]

As Rob was gliding back to earth, LG raises his hands and screams at the top of his lungs...then everything goes black.....then Rob wakes up in the middle of an African jungle...LG is seen a ways off standing with some tribal men....the song is then heard...i miss the rains in africa, and all of a sudden it starts to rain on Rob and no one else then LG signals the tribal men to go hurt Rob with all they got. After it's over, what's left of rob is laying there on the ground, LG smiles, walks over, puts his foot on Robs decaying chest, and evilily sings "I miss the reigns of Rob down in Africa" then he pauses...."NOT!" LG takes the title, and vanishes in thin air.

[Travicity]

In thin air a man is waiting.



He blows LG into pieces and he forfeits the title as Uhaa is now in this air by himself

[Rob]

Rob has no idea what the fuck DAT is talking about, so he uses his last wish with the genie to teleport the title belt to him.

[LG]

LG grabs a genie, makes one wish to have infinite wishes. His first infinite wish is to chain Trav and Rob and that big black dude into a security prison with no escape. Second infinite wish is the title to be LGs. Third infinite wish is to disappear.