The Hardcore Championship Game

[bigdaddybaughman]

Michael shakes his head from parts unknown. Then opens a portal sending every former and current champion to Hiroshima moments before the "Bomb" drops. Then as he watches the hell they descend into he picks up the title opens another portal and leaves sole survivor and new champ.

[Rob]

Rob claws his way out of the destruction and manages to grow an extra arm. He throws a big handful of nuclear waste at the champ choking him out. Rob then uses his third arm to count the pin.

[LG]

LG becomes the Hulk and does the Hulk smash on Rob, turns back into LG, pins Rob, grabs the belt, turns into the Flash, and flashes awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nnnnnnnnnnnnnew championnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Rob]

Rob plants a nuclear bomb on the nutsack of the Hulk blowing his schlong and sack clear off. Hulk shrinks back into LG and Rob kicks LG in his bleeding remains of a scrotum knocking him to the ground. Rob casually walks off with the title as if nothing happened.

[LG]

First off, LG gets a TV and pauses time and hows Rob what really happened. If Rob has of looked really carefully, he might have saved him some trouble....what originally happened was this:

LG becomes the Hulk and does the Hulk smash on Rob, turns back into LG, pins Rob, grabs the belt, turns into the Flash, and flashes awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nnnnnnnnnnnnnew championnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Then LG fast forwards to right before what Rob supposinly did to him, and said "You said you did this:

Rob plants a nuclear bomb on the nutsack of the Hulk blowing his schlong and sack clear off. Hulk shrinks back into LG and Rob kicks LG in his bleeding remains of a scrotum knocking him to the ground. Rob casually walks off with the title as if nothing happened.

But how my question to you Rob, is how could of you have blown off the Hulk's sack, when the Hulk had morphed into the Flash? Therefore, to state my case, you planted the nuclear bomb on Hulk's brother Marty Mark Mark, but he didn't shriink down to size, I just popped back to see what was going on. Now let's fast forward to now...

LG disappears, and Marty Mark Mark appears out of no where, and eyes Rob with huge look on his face. He looks disgusted at Rob, then takes Rob, and slams him all over the place like a rubber play toy. He takes his huge hands, and mashes Rob's privates parts and lets them disintergrate until there is no more sexual satisfaction for the present and future ever for Rob or his sexual orientation. He then takes Rob, puts him in Alcaltraz, snatches the title from him, travels miles away and delivers to the LG, your new deserving hardcore champion!!

[Rob]

Rob calls upon the genie again and wishes to have the title back. That last post was completely in vain,LG

[LG]

LG does the pedigree on Rob and pins 1 2 3, new champion.

[Rob]

Rob snatches the belt from LG and tosses tear gas at him before he can catch me.

[LG]

LG catches Rob with an RKO, pins 1 2 3...new champ, and runs away and hides

[Rob]

As LG runs away, JBL nails him out of nowhere with the Clothesline From Hell. Ron Simmons then pops in wearing a referee shirt.

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