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    a.k.a 9 and a half toes! Jess's Avatar
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    Default Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary

    Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary


    10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

    9. Today is our what?

    8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

    7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

    6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

    5. You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

    4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s.

    3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

    2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut ya up.

    1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.


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    Any personal experience of these?

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    These are just mean, I was expecting them to be funny :o

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    Quote Originally Posted by the madscotsman View Post
    Any personal experience of these?
    Been married for 2 almost 3 years and my other half is still alive so not yet


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