10 weird, absurd and creepy marriages

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#1: MAN AND HIS DOG



Man, Joseph Guiso of Australia married his female Labrador named Honey in a park. He read vows to love and honour her forever. Dog's are truely a man's best friend and now for Joseph, a wife.

#2: BOY MARRIES A COW



A boy, 18 year old Ngurah Alit, was found in a corner with a neighbours cow. He was later questioned about his motives towards the cow. He claimed that the cow was his true love and a beautiful woman trapped in its body, who often flirted with him and led him on. This was evidently scandalous to the community and so he was sentenced to marry the cow as punishment. After the wedding, the cow was viewed as unclean and later was drowned. The boy was ritually drowned to wash away his sins.

#3: MAN AND A GOAT



In Sudan, the law states that if a man is caught having relationships with a woman, he has to marry her. This law was later applied when a man, Charles Tombe was caught having intimate relationships with a farmer's goat. He was condemned to marry the goat and pay dowry to the goat's owner as punishment. Later on the goat died due to swallowing a plastic bag and chocked to death.

#4: WOMAN MARRIES EIFFEL TOWER



In 2007, Erica Eiffel married an inanimate object. She said that she has an emotional connection to the tower and is happily married.

#5: WOMAN AND HER TRUCK



Maria Griffin of California said she was asexual for quite some years when she hadn't been able to feel sexually aroused by many people. She claims to have had her first orgasm by thinking of a building. Later on, she said she encountered many sexual arousals by looking and thinking about objects and vehicles, mainly Ford trucks. She no longer wanting to fake her feelings towards men, bought a truck and married "him" cause he "drove" her crazy. The ceremony was conducted by a friend. She went on her honeymoon and stated that her sexual life is much more active than ever.

#6: THE BERLIN WALL



Eija-Riita Berliner-Mauer was the first person to start the term Objectum -sexuality. She fell in love with the Berlin wall when she saw it for the first time on tv as a child. She married it in 1979. Due to high security of the wall, she couldn't express her love physically but returned to visit it as often as possible. In 1989 the wall was destroyed and while the rest of Germany celebrated, she mourned the loss of her husband and one true love. She has many models of the wall in original state in her home to honour him.

#7: MAN AND HIS CAT



A man, Uwe Mitzscherlich loved his cat, Cecilia with all his heart. After taking her to the vet due to the illness of being over weight and asthmatic, she was said to not have not much time left so he decided to make his relationship with his cat official. He married her.

#8: A PILLOW



Lee Jin-gyu seems to be a very lonely man, lonely enough to marry a pillow. He married a type of pillow known as a Dakimakura, which in English means Dutch wife. These pillows are used for comforting or hugging while in bed. An image of his favourite character, Fate Testarossa from the anime series "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha" was printed on it. After many "dates", taking her to restaurants and parks, he finally popped the question. LOL

#9: A DEAD GIRLFRIEND



This is just tragic on the girl's behalf. Chadil Deffy had been dating this girl, Sarinya Kamsook for ten years after they met at university. After ten years she asked him for his hand in marriage. He let her down. In Jan, 2012, she was killed in a car accident. It was then that Deffy decided to marry her on the day of her funeral. He placed a ring on her finger while she lay on her death bed.

#10: MAN MARRIES HIMSELF



In love with the man in the mirror shouldn't be taken to literal sense. Liu Le from china ties the knot with none other than himself. He married himself in front of many guests in a traditional way. He appeared with a foam cut out of himself in a red dress. As if it couldn't get any crazier.

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Where do these people live (except #2)? I would love to meet these people in person.