The Soup Salutes WWE recap & video: Eva Marie & Naomi

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The Soup Salutes WWE: Piledriving Clips in Your Face III featuring appearances by WWE Superstars.

Daniel Bryan, The Miz, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Eva Marie, Naomi and Michael Cole join "The Soup Salutes WWE: Piledriving Clips in Your Face III" on E!

Recap:

Your host is Joel McHale.

Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler interrupt and talk about Joel will be facing his biggest opponent, a green screen.

Joel asks what they are doing here and they say they are here to commentate, but Joel has no idea what they are doing here. Michael says that he is going to paint portraits of Jerry Lawler while Jerry eats horse meat while dreaming he is a naked German woman.

The first clip is from Hulk Hogan at the start of Wrestlemania 30 when he got confused with the location of the show.

The next clip is of Goldust and Stardust and we see Stardust freaking out when he was called ‘Cody’

The Miz, Eva Marie, Daniel bryan, and Eva Marie. Daniel says you address him as ‘The Daintiest Hobo’. Miz says you call him ‘Ariana Pequeno’. Eva Marie says you call him ‘Fluffers . . . the Cat Who Couldn’t Love’. Naomi says you call him ‘The Bedwetter’. Cole suggests you call him the ‘Tartar Sauce Sandwich’. Miz fires back with ‘The Outlet Mauler’. Jerry adds ‘Bridget Jones’ Diarrhea’. Daniel adds that you can call him ‘Cody’ but Joel points out that is his name and Daniel says it is Kody . . . with a K. He is fine with that.

Joel says we will see them again and Jerry says it is a WWE special so he calls Joel an idiot.

We take a look at the WeeLC match from Extreme Rules.

Miz says you laugh but Hornswoggle found several polyps and saved El Torito’s life. Get your prostate checked . . . kids.

Jerry interrupts and he says he needs a break from the WWE clips. He asks for a clip that aired on episode 1205 from 17:47 to 18:32. We take a look at the show Wrestling with Death.

We take a look at a WWE themed ‘Let’s Take Some E’. Eva and Naomi join Joel and they sample some bon bons. We see a clip of Total Divas where the Divas talk about Bon Bons and Brie has is confused at the idea of a Bon Bon.

We see the box of bon bons hanging themselves after seeing that segment.

We see another clip of the Bella Twins talking about birth control and Daniel joining in the debate.

Michael says it is nobody’s business if Brie takes birth control. Jerry says if Brie gets pregnant it affects Nikki too. Michael tells Jerry he disgusts him and he turns away. Jerry does the same. Daniel takes Jerry’s food, just like he did in the clip from Brie.

Naomi thanks E! for bringing the WWE to a wider audience with Total Divas. Naomi says that they show that the Bellas are role models and women can do anything they want to do. Joel says they are very proud of the Bellas at E! Naomi asks if we can see a clip of Brie throwing up on Nikki’s boobs. We have a clip.

Naomi wonders how can this show not be beating the Kardashians in the ratings.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Michael is still painting and he says he is working on the hemorrhoids. Jerry says he wants another non-WWE clip. He wants to see a Female Arm Wrestling Clip from Episode 1206.

We see footage of wrestlers trying to get to the ropes or get to their feet or getting to the corner to make the tag. It ends with Daniel Bryan getting across the ring as only he can.

We go to the studio where Daniel is crawling to get out of the stupid clip show. Miz encourages Daniel to get there. Naomi and Eva stop Daniel. Naomi says if they are stuck on this crapfest, then everyone will.

Joel mentions some dangerous moves and then we see Fandango with Rosa Mendes where he talks about he danger of the tango. We see Daniel and Eva dancing and Eva pulls of Daniel’s arm. Daniel decries about how he underestimated the power of the tango.

Jerry asks for another clip. He wants something from episode 1204 with pet monkeys.

Miz says it is true. The two happiest days for a monkey owner are the day they buy the monkey and the day they sell the monkey so it doesn’t murder him in his sleep.

We go to commercial.

We are back to check on Michael’s progress. He is working on the nipples and he asks Joel if he wants to see it, but Joel refuses.

Jerry wants a dog with an eye disorder clip from episode 1206.

We go to the Champion Clip of the Superslam Cage Match Battle Royale or Something! We see a clip for a Premiere Care Tub.

Miz interrupts and he says this is a WWE show and the big clip isn’t a WWE clip. Miz says it is bull crap and he is going to pay. They all attack Joel while he shows a Hulk Hogan clip from Wrestlemania IV.

Daniel says nothing will bring them back together like a confused American hero babbling incoherently for an uncomfortably long time.

We see Michael’s painting and it is a horse with a crown. Jerry realizes that he is possessed by a horse spirit.

We go to credits.

Condensed Soup: "The Soup" Salutes WWE | The Soup
Daniel Bryan gets his hands on super dangerous objects, cookies on "Total Divas" always take precedent and a chest-banging extravaganza!

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