Just thinking about it makes me wanna puke!
Roman......FUCKING.....Reigns winning the title as the fans litter the ring with trash.
Michael Cole: "THE ROMAN EMPIRE HAS BEGUN! THE DREAM HAS BEEN REALIZED" before going into the ring, ripping Roman's pants off and proceeding to suck him off. MIGHT AS WELL
SUPPOSED HEEL JBL then joins in:
"HA. MAGGLE! I LOVE IT, HERE COMES THE ROMAN EMPIRE MAGGLE! BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA! BIG MATCH RAMEN!"
JBL then goes in the ring and deepthroats him harder than Cole. MIGHT AS WELL
Vince comes out, begins crying and calls Roman the greatest sports entertainer in history and sucks him off.
The ENTIRE fucking WWE roster comes in telling Roman that he's better than them and sucks the fucker off! WHY NOT?!
HELL, why don't they bring back Cena himself to endorse him and fuck him personally in the middle of the ring?!
"You can connect with the kids even better than I can Roman. You truly are the future of wrestling!" *GAGS
Hell, knowing this fucking company they'll bring back every available legend they have to blow his cock and exclaim that everything Heyman said about Roman being better than them last year is true!.
Fuck, this is going to be the darkest timeline .