Juggalo Championsh*t Wrestling Slam TV
Cleveland, OH
April 8th Recap
- We open with a nicely done video package/opening video, and then some words from 3-D (Violent J) and Gweedo (Shaggy 2 Dope) to hype up the debut show. They tell us that the first match of the night will be Nosawa vs. Trent Acid, and tell us that later on we will get a special look at the tag team of Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher. They hype up a match for later in the show, Zach Gowan vs. 2 Tuff Tony, and they say that Zach Gowan and Tracey Smothers will both speak out on being in JCW. Gweedo and 3D then send us down to the ring.
- We see a shot backstage somewhere, and we see Trent Acid walking up a flight of stairs with a bible in his hand. We are back to the ring where Violent J announces Trent Acid, who blesses the crowd with 'Holy Water' as he stands on the apron. Nosawa then makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the juggalo fans. Nosawa is playing to the crowd when Trent Acid interupts him as he begins to talk into a microphone. He says that he is in JCW to save everybody, and the fans chants clearly telling him to shut the F' up. He gets a bit of cheap heat by insulting the ICP and the juggalo population. Trent Acid finishes talking and gives his bible to the announcer who answers with the one finger salute.
- The match starts after a few long pauses with Trent Acid threatening to leave the ring, and Nosawa playing to the fans. Trent offers his hand to Nosawa but Nosawa answers by giving him the middle finger. Acid offers his hand again, and this time Nosawa thinks about it. They shake hands and Nosawa turns around to acknoledge the fans, but gets clubbed from behind by Acid. Acid chokes Nosawa against the ropes, and after the ref breaks it he throws him into the ropes. Nosawa ducks 2 clothesline attempts from Acid, and then slides through his legs and quickly hits a dropkick to the knee of Acid, and then a kick to the side of the head. Nosawa plays to the crowd a bit more as Acid gets to his feet, and then Nosawa hits a few right hands, and then a poke to the eyes of Acid. Nosawa comes of the ropes with a shoulder block, and then tries to come off the ropes with something but Acid leapfrogs him, and then when Nosawa is on the way back, Acid tries to leapfrog him again but Nosawa puts on the breaks and superkicks Acid hard for a 2 count. Nosawa starts up a JCW chant from the fans, and then throws Acid into a corner, but when Nosawa runs at him Acid hits a kick to the gut and throws Nosawa into the corner instead. Acid runs up and hits a high knee to the face of Nosawa and as Nosawa moves out of the turnbuckles hits a superkick and mocks Nosawa. Trent Acid gets a 2 count and then starts to choke the life out of Nosawa, and then eventually drags him over to the ropes and chokes him by placing his neck into the bottom rope and then standing on him so thatt it pushes on his throat and sucks the life out of him. Acid stops the choking and waits for Nosawa to get to his feet before hitting him with a big right hand that knocks him right back onto the canvas. Acid then chokes him again by pushing his knee against the throat of Nosawa, but after a while picks him off his feet and body slams him. Acid then goes to the top rope and tries for a moonsault but misses as Nosawa moves out of harms way. Nosawa awaits Trent Acid to get to his feet and Nosawa then hits the Shining Wizard. Nosawa then spends too much time playing to the crowd as Acid gets right back up to his feet and tries to attack him from behind, but Nosawa sees it coming and throws Acid to the outside. Nosawa joins Acid at ringside and takes a chair from one of the fans, and throws it, nailing Acid in between the eyes. Nosawa then throws the chair once more and throws Acid back inside the ring, along with the chair. Nosawa plays to the fans again while he is standing on the apron, giving Acid time to recover, and as soon as Nosawa starts to get in the ring he is attack by Acid and seated against the bottom turnbuckles. Acid tries to throw him into the opposite turnbuckle but Nosawa reverses it and sends Acid into the corner instead. Nosawa runs at Acid but gets a boot to the face for his troubles, and then Acid goes to the middle rope and comes off with a tornado DDT that plants Nosawa into the canvas for yet another 2 count. Acid brings in two more chairs and sets them up side by side, and then places the chair that Nosawa brought in earlier in between them so it is set up like a table in a way. He sends Nosawa's head into the chair set-up and then hits a few clubbing blows to his back as he goes to the top rope as Nosawa's head is still leaning onto the chairs. As soon as Acid is on the top rope, Nosawa springs into action and kicks the top rope, sending Acid crotch-first onto the top turnbuckle. Nosawa then joins Acid on the top rope and superplexes him through the steel chair with a thunderous thud. Nosawa covers for a near fall and the fans can't believe it. Nosawa plays to the fans yet again letting Acid recover and when he turns around Acid tries to hit him with his bible, but Nosawa ducks it and kicks Acid in the gut. As Nosawa plays to the fans for a split second, Acid pushes the referee into Nosawa and this gives him enough time to pick up his bible and hit Nosawa across the head with it for the 3 count and the win. We see highlights from the match and then a shot of a dissappointed Nosawa in the ring.
- COMMERCIALS -
- We are backstage as the interviewer Jade is waiting outside the men's room and Zach Gowan walks out. Gowan calls himself a playboy and flirts a bit with Jade. He says that he hates everybody in JCW and that he is only there for the money. He says he also wants to add a bit of class to JCW and refers to JCW as a human cesspool.
- They show a 2 minutes or so video highlighting some moments from the tag team of Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher, who will both be in action next week.
- Bakstage a camera creeps up someone in a shower and it turns out to be Tracy Smothers. He says that ICP & JCW doesn't respect what he has done for the business and describes the backstage area as a heavy metal bar. He says nobody here respects guys like Lou Thez, Dory Funk Jr., Jack Briscoe or Terry Funk. He says that he doesn't respect the JCW title but he does respect the PWU title and he pulls it out of nowhere and mentions that he keeps it in the shower with him. He says that he is in JCW to gtet paid, but he is going to hurt somebody real bad.
- We a graphic hyping up the next match in Zach Gowan vs 2 Tuff Tony, and then we see Zach Gowan enter the ring, flipping off the fans and blowing kisses to some of the girls. He ties to get onto the middle rope to show off but his fake leg buckles and he falls, and he tries to act as if it didn't happen. 2 Tuff Tony then makes his way to the ring with a bottle of vodka, and he gets a big pop from the fans. 2 Tuff Tony and the fans in attendance stir up Zach by starting insulting chants as the bell rings.
- Gowan has a minor arguement with a fans at ringside and the fans and 2 Tuff Tony are really intimidating him for about 2-3 minutes until the actual wrestling starts thanks to a slap delivered by Gowan. Gowan then goes for a right but Tony blocks it and pushes Zach to the canvas to which Zach quickly gets to his feet and gets a big right hand shot from Tony. Tony then pushes Gowan into the corner and mounts the middle rope hitting 10 stiff right hands as the fans counted along. After this Tony runs at Gowan, looking like he is going to squash him but Gowan get his leg up to the face and then uses his arms to send Tony's face into the middle turnbuckle. Gowan then begins choking Tony as he is sitting up against the lower turnbuckle, and after letting go of the hold he srings himself using the top rope and sends hits foot into the chest of Tony. Gowan covers for a 2 count and then hits a dropkick to the side of Tony's head while he is still getting up to his feet. Gowan then goes to the middle rope and jumps off with a quick splash for yet another near fall. Gowan then gets frustrated and lock on the sleeperhold. 2 Tuff Tony eventually gets to a vertical base and elbows out of the sleeper, but as he comes off the ropes gets dropkicked by Gowan. Gowan is now full of confidence as he dances away doing the worm and shooting insults at the fans at ringside. Gowan then comes off the ropes and hits 2 Tuff Tony with his one legged stomp into the sternum, and then covers him by putting his crotch in 2 Tuff Tony's face which results in a two count. Gowan puts Tony in some sort of submission move by putting his hand into the spinal and neck area of his back. 2 Tuff Tony elbows his way out of the hold and then hits a big back body drop that folds Gowan up like an accordian. 2 Tuff Tony then hits a massive clothesline, and then when he is back up to his feet, trips him up by kicking at Gowans leg. Tony picks Gowan up to his foot and then picks him up suplex style and lays him across the top rope. He goes to the top rope and does a summersault guilitine legdrop that sends Gowan flipping back into the ring. Tony covers for a near fall as Gowan gets his hand onto the bottom rope. Tony picks up Gowan and places him on the top rope, facing the crowd, and rakes his back. Tony tries to get up with him and hit some type of suplex move but Gowan elbows Tony off the top and he goes bacfirst into the canvas. Gowan comes off the top with a moonsault attempt but Tony gets his knees up to counter it. Tony picks up Gowan over his head and hits the Tony Driver. He then goes to the corner and pours some alcohol onto his hand, and then pulls out a lighter. He lights his hand on fire and punches Gowan in the face, hitting him with the meteorite that 2 Tuff Tony is known for. He covers for the three count and he is the winner. We see highlights of the match and then we see 2 Tuff Tony celebrate as we go back to 3D and Gweedo.
- 3D and Gweedo hype up next weeks show in Grand Rapids, Michigan, as tehy run down what will be happening next week. We are told that next week Necro Butcher and Mad Man Pondo will be in tag team action, and 2 Tuff Tony will square off against Trent Acid and we we also get an in depth look at Tracy Smothers. We see the credits and the show is done.