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  1. 04-27-2006, 09:44 PM #1
    Angelique
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    Default Female Poem vs Male Poem

    Female Version

    I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
    And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I want this man to love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.


    Male Version

    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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  2. 04-27-2006, 10:32 PM #2
    shakie
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    i like the male one better. you girls are so damn demanding
    Quote Originally Posted by aim
    the WTFer: you watch WAY TO FUCKING MUCH TV ice guy
    lce tyrant: and you dont watch enough! go! go and rot that tiny brain of yours to nothing like i have
    Quote Originally Posted by green day
    I'm the son of rage and love
    The Jesus of Suburbia
    From the bible of none of the above
    On a steady diet of

    soda pop and Ritalin
    No one ever died for my
    sins in hell
    As far as I can tell
    At least the ones I got away with

    And there's nothing wrong with me
    This is how I'm supposed to be
    In a land of make believe
    That don't believe in me
    sig to go here later
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  3. 04-27-2006, 10:40 PM #3
    Lady DeathStrike
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    damn right angie

    though i think my poem starts,

    'i want the undertaker'
    lol


    -LOW'S ONLY FEMALE GRANDSLAM CHAMPION-
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