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vertigo
06-11-2007, 07:26 PM
Do you think this is true?
Law #5721 - Whomever has the advantage the last TV show before a PPV will 90% of the time lose the match.

Law #357 - If you are heading towards a match with The Rock at the next PPV, do not shake his hand at any point before the PPV match. Doing so will result in you getting a Rock Bottom.

Law #0313 - Any hold or pinfall attempt is 3x more effective if the ropes are grabbed and held at any point during the attempt.

Law 1512 - The finishing move "Overdrive" is only to be a temporary placeholder finisher, usually replaced by a more acceptable maneuver withing the first year of the wrestler's debut.

Law #619 - If you are banned from appearing in a promotion, it is entirely legal for you to show up and wrestle as long as you are wearing a mask. You may never remove this mask unless forced, either through being knocked unconscious or losing a Mask vs. Mask/hair/title match. And even if the mask is just a strip of black cloth covering your eyes, with eyeholes cut out, no one will know who you are.

Law #8675 - If you are a wrestler, kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon, defamation of character, and theft are entirely legal, provided the victim is a fellow wrestler, or has strong ties to wrestling.

Law #333 - During a contract signing with Triple H, it is almost 100% certain there is a sledgehammer taped or strapped to the underside of the contact signing table.

Law #145 - If you weigh more than 300 pounds, and/or are taller than 6' 5", you have the option of completely no-selling a chair shot to your back. But only when caught off guard. If it's in the course of a match by your opponent, you are just as weak as a normal person.

Law #17 - Any move, no matter how weak or commonly used, immediately becomes devastating and unstoppable when declared as a finisher.

Law #1726 - If Hulk Hogan starts hulking up you will become so shocked by it that you will punch him several more times, despite the fact that this is probably the worst thing you can do given the situation.

Abhishek_Divekar
06-11-2007, 07:42 PM
Law #17 - Any move, no matter how weak or commonly used, immediately becomes devastating and unstoppable when declared as a finisher.

Law 1512 - The finishing move "Overdrive" is only to be a temporary placeholder finisher, usually replaced by a more acceptable maneuver withing the first year of the wrestler's debut.



I like the most........

demolition89
06-12-2007, 04:21 AM
Loved #619 & #145 ~ Very Astute & Deadpan Observations!

jerichoholic_9
06-12-2007, 05:57 AM
where'd you get these laws from? I want more

Kage
06-12-2007, 03:17 PM
I loved the Hogan one lol

legolas4792
06-12-2007, 10:52 PM
good rules you should make this one, rule1001 whoever makes the most money for vince will become champion

SVD
06-13-2007, 03:17 PM
its all so true