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OMEN
07-18-2007, 09:46 AM
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IF you're looking for a bloke to get it on with "cordless", look no further than comedian/actor Dane Cook. The Emploee of the Month star reckons he's the best long-distance lover, because he knows how to pleasure girlfriends over the telephone.

Jessica Simpson's alleged squeeze told Elle, "My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. "Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another." -


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Kaz
07-18-2007, 10:09 AM
How is this news worthy? Aside from attempting to make people jealous...

Garden State Saint
07-19-2007, 01:34 AM
Employee of the month sucked, even with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson in it.

Ill Will
07-19-2007, 03:22 AM
^hmm, I thought it was pretty good.