Orgasms, Demystified

[Angelique]

The Positive Orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yesss, OH YESSSS!"

The Negative Orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO!"

The Spiritual Orgasm: "Oh god, Ohh goddd, OH GODDD!"

The Fake Orgasm: "Oh Richard, Ohh richard,Oh Reeeechaaaaard!!!!!

The Indian Classical Orgasm : 'Nahi Nahiiii Nahii....'

The Rock 'N Roll Orgasm : 'O Baby, O baby.... O baby'

The Heavy Metal Orgasm : 'C'mon Honey, Go Johnny,Yeah Baby, Deeper Honey, Comin baby, EEEEaaahh, EEyyyeEAAh, Yeeeaah..'

The Instrumental Orgasm : 'Ooonnnh, OooOOONNNNh, eeeEEEeAAAAaoOOhh'

The Alternative Orgasm : 'O Shit O Fuck OShiiit O Fuck OooohShhhhhiiit...