OMEN
08-30-2007, 09:27 AM
DENVER (TNA) – Nikki may be a marriage counselor; she might be a yoga instructor, or perhaps a bank teller.
The fact is, very few people know what she looks like, and those who do will never see her again.
“I am a sexual specialist,” she says. “I work with very high-profile celebrities and executives – men and women who are interested in their first discreet threesome.”
Nikki could easily be described as the best “threesome therapist” money can buy.
In addition to an all-expenses-paid policy, couples who hire her for their first-time threesome pay in the mid-five figures for her services and secrecy.
There is an inherent need for privacy and discretion, she explains, as well as the assurance of character.
“Look, if you are a guy who makes $5 million a year,” she says, “you and your wife simply cannot be seen at a bar picking up a floozy for your wild weekend.”
That’s where Nikki comes in: providing a unique, one-time and highly valuable service. She doesn’t accept appointments, nor does she need to advertise. Referrals come by way of select former clients.
“When a couple is interested in a threesome, they very rarely think it through,” she says. “It becomes impulsive, or worse, obsessive, and that is not the way to go about it successfully. There are problems with male jealousy, female envy and a slew of other things that can easily break up a marriage or relationship.”
She should know: Nikki was previously married, and the threesome experience she shared with her husband eventually led to the couple’s demise.
“I really wanted to feel a woman – I think many women at one time or another feel that way,” Nikki says. “He really wanted head by two women and, of course, wanted to watch us.”
Her first threesome was with another girl who was way too drunk, and, Nikki admits, “It seemed like I was the only one who didn’t enjoy it.”
Even worse: After a few more awkward experiences with different women, she says she and her hubby “wouldn’t, or couldn’t, talk about it honestly.”
That lack of communication permeated the relationship, and it eventually proved too much for the couple to overcome. That’s when Nikki came to realize that many couples have gone through the same thing, and many more were preparing for it.
A few years later, a chance opportunity – one that would change her life – came Nikki’s way.
“I was at a conference on advertising, and a well-respected woman I’d known and worked with professionally approached me about a threesome with her and her husband,” she recalls.
“It was their first time, I was not dating and they were both very attractive, so I did it,” she adds. “Only this time, I walked them through it methodically and made sure it was fun and comfortable. I wanted it to be the experience I never got, and maybe it would cleanse that from my past. If I was doing something that drove her wild, I explained it to him. If he had a great position with me, I would make her do it next, and so on. We communicated the whole time.”
At the end of their session, Nikki told the couple she had a great time, but made it clear this was a one-time deal.
The next day she received a letter from the couple, via FedEx, detailing what a wonderful experience the night before was, and gushing about her professionalism and care.
A “thank you” note for a threesome struck her as odd, but she thought it was sweet. And there was another surprise in the package: a check for an amount in the “tens of thousands.”
“If it weren’t for the letter, I would have been offended,” Nikki says. “But they made it clear that they felt a valuable service was provided, so I accepted it.”
Months later, Nikki received an e-mail asking if she would consider “helping out” a similar couple – in fact, close friends of the original couple – with their first threesome.
Nikki considered the offer for weeks before agreeing…and laying out very specific terms, all of which were met or exceeded. And she has never looked back.
“I made a decent living before this, but now I travel the world helping people, have amazingly wild sex, and make ridiculous money doing it,” she says.
The “adventures,” as she calls them, usually start with an e-mail, which is pre-screened from a group of known addresses, followed by an informal questionnaire. Then a deposit is made, months in advance, for an appointment.
“I want to make sure they have time to talk it through and see if they really are ready for it,” Nikki says. “There have been a few that cancelled, but I am convinced that this process is why I have never had any problems with actual adventures.”
She is usually flown to exotic locales where the paparazzi are minimal and locals are easily convinced to misinform if asked who they saw with whom.
Nikki does not consider herself an escort.
“I get paid for helping a couple sexually communicate and live out their desires in a discreet way, not for fucking them – there are plenty of girls for that,” she says. “What I really provide is a guided experience where couples can feel comfortable, uninhibited and, most of all, safe.”
She is not keen on another marriage, and currently is not dating, although she worries what might happen if she does find a steady companion.
“I’m not sure if I would want him to be involved in what I do or even tell him, which is probably why I am not in a relationship,” Nikki says. “I am very good at this, and the people I help are always very appreciative. I don’t want to ruin that.”
For now, Nikki is content with her life, as well as with what lies ahead.
“I have met and helped some great people, seen the world and grown a lot myself,” she says. “What more could I ask for? Actually, the one thing I need is a vacation.”
Nikki’s Tips For Your First Threesome:
-Discuss it honestly and often BEFORE you do it.
-If you aren’t in a long-term relationship, a best friend can work. Otherwise, try to pick a common acquaintance that either one of you can sever ties with.
-Don’t hide your affection for the third party. The other person, after all, is why you are there, and showing affection will turn you and your partner on. Continue to fawn over your lover; that is the essence of a threesome.
-Do not get drunk. Drink a little to get loose, by all means, but you want to enjoy the experience and be at your best physically.
-Make sure you and your partner meet alone and talk openly and honestly about what you shared – the next day, preferably. Compliment them on how great they were, and make sure you firmly express your opinion about doing it again.
-A “safe word” should be decided upon before starting, and don’t be afraid to use it just to take a break and reset.
-Decide where and how the man will cum so there is no confusion.
-Trim or shave a day before the threesome so that no skin is irritated and everyone looks their best.
-If it’s not part of the fantasy, try to take out all piercings. “You’ll thank me for it later,” she says.
-Sometimes it’s best to start with a shower together. This breaks the ice and sets the mood as fun and playful.
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The fact is, very few people know what she looks like, and those who do will never see her again.
“I am a sexual specialist,” she says. “I work with very high-profile celebrities and executives – men and women who are interested in their first discreet threesome.”
Nikki could easily be described as the best “threesome therapist” money can buy.
In addition to an all-expenses-paid policy, couples who hire her for their first-time threesome pay in the mid-five figures for her services and secrecy.
There is an inherent need for privacy and discretion, she explains, as well as the assurance of character.
“Look, if you are a guy who makes $5 million a year,” she says, “you and your wife simply cannot be seen at a bar picking up a floozy for your wild weekend.”
That’s where Nikki comes in: providing a unique, one-time and highly valuable service. She doesn’t accept appointments, nor does she need to advertise. Referrals come by way of select former clients.
“When a couple is interested in a threesome, they very rarely think it through,” she says. “It becomes impulsive, or worse, obsessive, and that is not the way to go about it successfully. There are problems with male jealousy, female envy and a slew of other things that can easily break up a marriage or relationship.”
She should know: Nikki was previously married, and the threesome experience she shared with her husband eventually led to the couple’s demise.
“I really wanted to feel a woman – I think many women at one time or another feel that way,” Nikki says. “He really wanted head by two women and, of course, wanted to watch us.”
Her first threesome was with another girl who was way too drunk, and, Nikki admits, “It seemed like I was the only one who didn’t enjoy it.”
Even worse: After a few more awkward experiences with different women, she says she and her hubby “wouldn’t, or couldn’t, talk about it honestly.”
That lack of communication permeated the relationship, and it eventually proved too much for the couple to overcome. That’s when Nikki came to realize that many couples have gone through the same thing, and many more were preparing for it.
A few years later, a chance opportunity – one that would change her life – came Nikki’s way.
“I was at a conference on advertising, and a well-respected woman I’d known and worked with professionally approached me about a threesome with her and her husband,” she recalls.
“It was their first time, I was not dating and they were both very attractive, so I did it,” she adds. “Only this time, I walked them through it methodically and made sure it was fun and comfortable. I wanted it to be the experience I never got, and maybe it would cleanse that from my past. If I was doing something that drove her wild, I explained it to him. If he had a great position with me, I would make her do it next, and so on. We communicated the whole time.”
At the end of their session, Nikki told the couple she had a great time, but made it clear this was a one-time deal.
The next day she received a letter from the couple, via FedEx, detailing what a wonderful experience the night before was, and gushing about her professionalism and care.
A “thank you” note for a threesome struck her as odd, but she thought it was sweet. And there was another surprise in the package: a check for an amount in the “tens of thousands.”
“If it weren’t for the letter, I would have been offended,” Nikki says. “But they made it clear that they felt a valuable service was provided, so I accepted it.”
Months later, Nikki received an e-mail asking if she would consider “helping out” a similar couple – in fact, close friends of the original couple – with their first threesome.
Nikki considered the offer for weeks before agreeing…and laying out very specific terms, all of which were met or exceeded. And she has never looked back.
“I made a decent living before this, but now I travel the world helping people, have amazingly wild sex, and make ridiculous money doing it,” she says.
The “adventures,” as she calls them, usually start with an e-mail, which is pre-screened from a group of known addresses, followed by an informal questionnaire. Then a deposit is made, months in advance, for an appointment.
“I want to make sure they have time to talk it through and see if they really are ready for it,” Nikki says. “There have been a few that cancelled, but I am convinced that this process is why I have never had any problems with actual adventures.”
She is usually flown to exotic locales where the paparazzi are minimal and locals are easily convinced to misinform if asked who they saw with whom.
Nikki does not consider herself an escort.
“I get paid for helping a couple sexually communicate and live out their desires in a discreet way, not for fucking them – there are plenty of girls for that,” she says. “What I really provide is a guided experience where couples can feel comfortable, uninhibited and, most of all, safe.”
She is not keen on another marriage, and currently is not dating, although she worries what might happen if she does find a steady companion.
“I’m not sure if I would want him to be involved in what I do or even tell him, which is probably why I am not in a relationship,” Nikki says. “I am very good at this, and the people I help are always very appreciative. I don’t want to ruin that.”
For now, Nikki is content with her life, as well as with what lies ahead.
“I have met and helped some great people, seen the world and grown a lot myself,” she says. “What more could I ask for? Actually, the one thing I need is a vacation.”
Nikki’s Tips For Your First Threesome:
-Discuss it honestly and often BEFORE you do it.
-If you aren’t in a long-term relationship, a best friend can work. Otherwise, try to pick a common acquaintance that either one of you can sever ties with.
-Don’t hide your affection for the third party. The other person, after all, is why you are there, and showing affection will turn you and your partner on. Continue to fawn over your lover; that is the essence of a threesome.
-Do not get drunk. Drink a little to get loose, by all means, but you want to enjoy the experience and be at your best physically.
-Make sure you and your partner meet alone and talk openly and honestly about what you shared – the next day, preferably. Compliment them on how great they were, and make sure you firmly express your opinion about doing it again.
-A “safe word” should be decided upon before starting, and don’t be afraid to use it just to take a break and reset.
-Decide where and how the man will cum so there is no confusion.
-Trim or shave a day before the threesome so that no skin is irritated and everyone looks their best.
-If it’s not part of the fantasy, try to take out all piercings. “You’ll thank me for it later,” she says.
-Sometimes it’s best to start with a shower together. This breaks the ice and sets the mood as fun and playful.
The Naughty America