The Top OxyMorons

[Kaz]

Top 35 Oxymorons:

35. State worker

34. Legally drunk

33. Exact estimate

32. Act naturally

31. Found missing

30. Resident alien

29. Genuine imitation

28. Airline food

27. Good grief

26. Government organization

25. Sanitary landfill

24. Alone together

23. Small crowd

22. Business ethics

21. Soft rock

20. Amtrak schedule

19. Military intelligence

18. Sweet sorrow

17. Compassionate conservative

16. "Now, then..."

15. Passive aggression

14. Clearly misunderstood

13. Peace force

12. Extinct life

11. Plastic glasses

10. Terribly pleased

9. Computer security

8. Political science

7. Tight slacks

6. Definite maybe

5. Pretty ugly

4. Rap music

3. Working vacation

2. Religious tolerance

And the No. 1 oxymoron ...

1. Microsoft Works