Black Widow
04-10-2008, 10:50 AM
For Xplosion: Curry Man defeats Johnny Devine. Johnny Devine came out with the video camera again. Curry Man got the victory with the Spicy Drop.
Impact for April 10th
Impact starts off with Team Tomko coming to the ring. Tomko gives the mic to Brother Ray and he points out that Tomko should not waste his breath with the idiots of the Impact Zone. All Christian did last week was piss them off and his plan with Matt Morgan did not work. He tells Morgan not to show up at Lockdown. Ray addresses his opponents for tonight, Kevin Nash and Sting. He suggests that they should have retired years ago. He says that Sting and Nash are the reason WCW went out of business. Tonight Nash and Sting will face the greatest tag team of all time.
Team Cage comes out and Christian says he heard Brother Ray talk about Sting and Nash. He tells Ray to stop whining and says that Ray is like Hillary Clinton in a fat suit. Then Cage suggests that Hillary has more testicular fortitude than Ray. Cage says that he figured out what Tomko's plan was when Storm hit Sting with the bottle. Cage says that at Lockdown they will leave Team Tomko for dead. Team Cage comes to the ring and everyone but A.J. leaves. Styles gets out before Team Cage hits the ring.
Match Number One: Consequences Creed defeats Jimmy Rave (with Lance Hoyt and Christy Hemme).
Despite attempted interference by Hemme and Hoyt, Creed proved that he is better than the RockStar wannabes.
Jim Cornette joins Don and Mike at the announce table.
Match Number Two: Scott Steiner and Petey Williams defeat the Motor City Machine Guns.
The Machine Guns controlled the first part of the match when Williams was in but Steiner was too much for Shelley and Sabin. Thanks to Steiner tripping Shelley, Williams gets the win with the Canadian Destroyer.
After the match, Steiner gets on the mic and he says that he is surprised that Petey has not said that he gives up. Steiner tells Petey that he has one more step before he can be one of his Freaks. Steiner gets the bag from Rhaka Khan and Petey thinks that it is the handcuffs but Steiner pulls out a pair of scissors and he cuts Petey's hair. Steiner and Rhaka Khan then shave Petey's hair to the same length as Steiner's. Steiner then gives Petey his own chain mail to wear.
After they cleaned up Sir Peter of Williams' hair from the ring, they brought a table into the ring for an official contract signing, but before they did the contract signing, they went to Don and Mike at the announce table.
Kurt Angle comes out and he says that his match at Lockdown will be the most important match for Joe and Angle. Angle points out that it will be for the TNA Title. Angle also has a document to make it official that Joe will put his wrestling career on the line.
Samoa Joe comes to the ring looking very GQ. Angle apologizes for interrupting Joe's training sessions because he needs it. Angle asks Joe if he will put his livelihood on the line against the greatest wrestler ever.
Joe says that when he makes a promise he means it. Joe says that if he does not walk out of the ring with the title he will quit wrestling. Joe says that his second promise was that he would stand over Angle holding the title belt. Joe signs the document and then Joe and Angle stare each other down before Angle leaves the ring.
Match Number Three: Roxxi Laveaux defeats Angelina Love (with Velvet Sky) Velvet distracts Roxxi as the bell rings to allow Love to take control at the start of the match. Velvet's attempted interference and distraction of the referee backfires as Roxxi takes care of Velvet on the apron and she pins Love.
Jeremy Borash introduced wrestlers from the Dragon Gate promotion who are in town for the ROH show and watching from the side.
Match Number Four: Super Eric Young defeats Black Reign
Young wins the match with a Death Valley Driver. After the match, Rellik (that would be killer spelled backwards) came out and attacked Young. Kaz came out to make the save for Eric but the Rock and Rave Infection came out to make it five on two. Young was handcuffed to the ropes but mortal handcuffs are not enough to stop Eric as he breaks free. Young and Kaz clear the ring.
Don and Mike do a segment at the announce table for the broadcast.
Match Number Five: Sting and Kevin Nash versus Team 3D goes to a No Contest.
For what it was worth (Sorry Les, Mike said I should write this) this was a good television match to set up the Lethal Lockdown match. Sting had Devon in the Scorpion Death Lock while Nash had Ray pinned after a chokeslam, but Styles and Tomko interfere. They are neutralized by Christian and Rhino. James Storm comes out with Jackie Moore. Matt Morgan comes out and he cleans house and press slams Jackie onto Team Tomko on the floor. The brawl goes all over the Impact Zone and into the crowd. Rhino GORES Styles in the ring and Ray brings a chair into the ring but Rhino hits Ray with it. Team Cage stands victorious in the ring.
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Impact for April 10th
Impact starts off with Team Tomko coming to the ring. Tomko gives the mic to Brother Ray and he points out that Tomko should not waste his breath with the idiots of the Impact Zone. All Christian did last week was piss them off and his plan with Matt Morgan did not work. He tells Morgan not to show up at Lockdown. Ray addresses his opponents for tonight, Kevin Nash and Sting. He suggests that they should have retired years ago. He says that Sting and Nash are the reason WCW went out of business. Tonight Nash and Sting will face the greatest tag team of all time.
Team Cage comes out and Christian says he heard Brother Ray talk about Sting and Nash. He tells Ray to stop whining and says that Ray is like Hillary Clinton in a fat suit. Then Cage suggests that Hillary has more testicular fortitude than Ray. Cage says that he figured out what Tomko's plan was when Storm hit Sting with the bottle. Cage says that at Lockdown they will leave Team Tomko for dead. Team Cage comes to the ring and everyone but A.J. leaves. Styles gets out before Team Cage hits the ring.
Match Number One: Consequences Creed defeats Jimmy Rave (with Lance Hoyt and Christy Hemme).
Despite attempted interference by Hemme and Hoyt, Creed proved that he is better than the RockStar wannabes.
Jim Cornette joins Don and Mike at the announce table.
Match Number Two: Scott Steiner and Petey Williams defeat the Motor City Machine Guns.
The Machine Guns controlled the first part of the match when Williams was in but Steiner was too much for Shelley and Sabin. Thanks to Steiner tripping Shelley, Williams gets the win with the Canadian Destroyer.
After the match, Steiner gets on the mic and he says that he is surprised that Petey has not said that he gives up. Steiner tells Petey that he has one more step before he can be one of his Freaks. Steiner gets the bag from Rhaka Khan and Petey thinks that it is the handcuffs but Steiner pulls out a pair of scissors and he cuts Petey's hair. Steiner and Rhaka Khan then shave Petey's hair to the same length as Steiner's. Steiner then gives Petey his own chain mail to wear.
After they cleaned up Sir Peter of Williams' hair from the ring, they brought a table into the ring for an official contract signing, but before they did the contract signing, they went to Don and Mike at the announce table.
Kurt Angle comes out and he says that his match at Lockdown will be the most important match for Joe and Angle. Angle points out that it will be for the TNA Title. Angle also has a document to make it official that Joe will put his wrestling career on the line.
Samoa Joe comes to the ring looking very GQ. Angle apologizes for interrupting Joe's training sessions because he needs it. Angle asks Joe if he will put his livelihood on the line against the greatest wrestler ever.
Joe says that when he makes a promise he means it. Joe says that if he does not walk out of the ring with the title he will quit wrestling. Joe says that his second promise was that he would stand over Angle holding the title belt. Joe signs the document and then Joe and Angle stare each other down before Angle leaves the ring.
Match Number Three: Roxxi Laveaux defeats Angelina Love (with Velvet Sky) Velvet distracts Roxxi as the bell rings to allow Love to take control at the start of the match. Velvet's attempted interference and distraction of the referee backfires as Roxxi takes care of Velvet on the apron and she pins Love.
Jeremy Borash introduced wrestlers from the Dragon Gate promotion who are in town for the ROH show and watching from the side.
Match Number Four: Super Eric Young defeats Black Reign
Young wins the match with a Death Valley Driver. After the match, Rellik (that would be killer spelled backwards) came out and attacked Young. Kaz came out to make the save for Eric but the Rock and Rave Infection came out to make it five on two. Young was handcuffed to the ropes but mortal handcuffs are not enough to stop Eric as he breaks free. Young and Kaz clear the ring.
Don and Mike do a segment at the announce table for the broadcast.
Match Number Five: Sting and Kevin Nash versus Team 3D goes to a No Contest.
For what it was worth (Sorry Les, Mike said I should write this) this was a good television match to set up the Lethal Lockdown match. Sting had Devon in the Scorpion Death Lock while Nash had Ray pinned after a chokeslam, but Styles and Tomko interfere. They are neutralized by Christian and Rhino. James Storm comes out with Jackie Moore. Matt Morgan comes out and he cleans house and press slams Jackie onto Team Tomko on the floor. The brawl goes all over the Impact Zone and into the crowd. Rhino GORES Styles in the ring and Ray brings a chair into the ring but Rhino hits Ray with it. Team Cage stands victorious in the ring.
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