the madscotsman
06-01-2006, 02:47 PM
This thread if for anybody who wanst to post a quick or a random joke withought having to start their own thread.
I'll start: Why did God create man before woman?
To give him a chance to speak.
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What do you call and chicken in a shell suit an egg (oooh that was bad.)
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What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's cock
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My friend called his boss the other day to say that he was to sick to come to work, when the boss asked how sick he was my friend replied: 'I'm in bed with my six year old sister.
feel free to carry on
Give Palestinians a Homeland-Ottawa.
Toronto star, 31july 1982
Babies are what the mothers eat
The Time Herald, 7 Nov 1084
Never withhold herpes from a loved one
Albuquerque journal 26 December 84
Kampala-A hand grenade exploded on board a passenger train Killing a Uganda Army Soldier who was toying with it and two civilian passengers.
The Times 27 march 82
Here’s how you can lick Doberman’s leg sores
How to cobat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
The Royal Gazette 9 May 85
Kickinh baby considered healthy
Woman off to jail for sex with boys
The Record 23 Oct 84
Plot to kill officer had vicious side
The Chicago tribune
Infertility unlikely to be passed on
Montgomery Advertiser
Study finds sex-pregnancy link.
Cornell Daily Sun Dec 7, 1995
Larger kangaroos leap farther , research finds
The Los Angeles Times
Light meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch
Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant.
Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun
Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
Scientist see quakes in L.A future
The Oregonian
Wachtler tell graduates that life is demeaning
Buffalo News
Teenage girls often have babies fathred by men
The Sunday Oregonian
Low wages said to key to poverty
Newsday
Man shoots neighbour with machete
The Miami Herald
Biting nails can be a sign of tenseness in a person
The daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York
Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise hart
Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera.
Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, new York, democrat and chronicle
Include your children when baking cookies
Something went wrong in jet plane crash, expert says
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
Farmer Bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to pope
Panda mating fail, veterinarian takes over
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
I'll start: Why did God create man before woman?
To give him a chance to speak.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call and chicken in a shell suit an egg (oooh that was bad.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's cock
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My friend called his boss the other day to say that he was to sick to come to work, when the boss asked how sick he was my friend replied: 'I'm in bed with my six year old sister.
feel free to carry on
Give Palestinians a Homeland-Ottawa.
Toronto star, 31july 1982
Babies are what the mothers eat
The Time Herald, 7 Nov 1084
Never withhold herpes from a loved one
Albuquerque journal 26 December 84
Kampala-A hand grenade exploded on board a passenger train Killing a Uganda Army Soldier who was toying with it and two civilian passengers.
The Times 27 march 82
Here’s how you can lick Doberman’s leg sores
How to cobat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
The Royal Gazette 9 May 85
Kickinh baby considered healthy
Woman off to jail for sex with boys
The Record 23 Oct 84
Plot to kill officer had vicious side
The Chicago tribune
Infertility unlikely to be passed on
Montgomery Advertiser
Study finds sex-pregnancy link.
Cornell Daily Sun Dec 7, 1995
Larger kangaroos leap farther , research finds
The Los Angeles Times
Light meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch
Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant.
Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun
Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
Scientist see quakes in L.A future
The Oregonian
Wachtler tell graduates that life is demeaning
Buffalo News
Teenage girls often have babies fathred by men
The Sunday Oregonian
Low wages said to key to poverty
Newsday
Man shoots neighbour with machete
The Miami Herald
Biting nails can be a sign of tenseness in a person
The daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York
Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise hart
Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera.
Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, new York, democrat and chronicle
Include your children when baking cookies
Something went wrong in jet plane crash, expert says
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
Farmer Bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to pope
Panda mating fail, veterinarian takes over
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again