Kaz
06-03-2006, 07:50 AM
Todd came home after a late-night poker game and was greeted by Jill, his nagging, sourpussed wife.
"And just where have you been all night?," Jill demanded.
"Playing cards," says Todd, "but that's not important. What matters is that I lost you to Phil Thompson."
"Lost me!!" Jill screamed, "How did you manage that?!"
"It was a heartbreaker," Todd admitted. "I had to fold with a royal flush."
"And just where have you been all night?," Jill demanded.
"Playing cards," says Todd, "but that's not important. What matters is that I lost you to Phil Thompson."
"Lost me!!" Jill screamed, "How did you manage that?!"
"It was a heartbreaker," Todd admitted. "I had to fold with a royal flush."