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5be92
04-29-2008, 04:16 PM
April 23, 2008 by: ncoles
Lose Virginity and Save the Internet



Tania Derveaux is so passionate about net neutrality that she is offering to sleep with any virgin who signs up to her website. The stunt is in response to recent comments by Europe based Virgin Media CEO Neil Berkett who stated that "this net neutrality thing is a load of b****cks". Tania says that:

I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.



So if you’ve been saving yourself for a good cause and are passionate about the net, Tania’s offer sounds too good to refuse. Interested candidates should be aware of Tania’s detailed requirements and rules of conduct:

* applicants must be 18yrs old or above

* c%nd#m must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his s@m#n upon Tania's body without any oral contact

* An*l s@x is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise butts@x' occurs

* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance

* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity

* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)

* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer

* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

I found this on spike there's a pic too actually and sorry for the typos but i cant post it fully as kids might see this...So anyone taking the offers? haha:dance:

Jodes
04-29-2008, 08:33 PM
i thought i heard it all untill i read this :lol:

Punisher
04-29-2008, 08:38 PM
thats really funny who thought of that

JohnCenaFan28
04-29-2008, 09:23 PM
:shock: LMAO. That's SO funny! I wonder who will actually take up the offer?

DUKE NUKEM
04-30-2008, 01:45 AM
lol where did you find this eel

5be92
04-30-2008, 08:45 AM
i found it on spike...... if you guys want i'll edit the post with the girl's pic

scorpionf
05-04-2008, 01:15 PM
Woner how many offers she gets... Just when you think you have heard it all. :dunno:

JohnCenaFan28
05-04-2008, 05:22 PM
i found it on spike...... if you guys want i'll edit the post with the girl's pic

Put her pic up so we can see if she's just desperate:shifty:

wedge
05-04-2008, 11:00 PM
Yeah, I'd like to see a pic of this girl. Maybe she's the one who needs some helped getting some.

Will
05-05-2008, 03:02 AM
Put her pic up so we can see if she's just desperate:shifty:
I guess this is NSFW, but everything is covered. She is just some random porn girl looking for publicity. BTW if you don't fit the virgin requirement, she has another offer to be one of 40,000 bj's she is looking to give out around the world, at a rate of 80 a day for 500 days.


http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/afbeeldingen/love.jpg

Just KC
05-05-2008, 03:55 AM
i signed up :shifty:

Goreinator
05-05-2008, 04:07 PM
For anyone that does this, have fun with your STD's.