OMEN
05-14-2008, 12:17 PM
You don't just talk to your plants....you hit on them (Hey there, let me see what's under those petals)
You have so many multiple personalities that when you masterbate, it could be classified as an orgy
Your favorite sports teams are the Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, San Diego Padres and any NHL team
After watching "An Inconvenient Truth" you believe that the world will actually care about global warming
The items in your fridge are: a jar of mayo, a bottle of mustard, a human head and a box of baking soda
For breakfast you have Raisin Bran sprinkled with Lorazepam, Doxepin and Pimozide (for fun)
As a child, your parents locked you in the basement, slid Baby Ruth's under the door and the only words you could say were. "Hey You Guys!"
You constructed a home base in your backyard made of old cardboard and refer to it as your "Fortress of Solitude"
The frightening reality of the song "Insects" by the Kids of Widney High has caused you to stay in your home for the past 5 years
Your name is Gary Busey
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You have so many multiple personalities that when you masterbate, it could be classified as an orgy
Your favorite sports teams are the Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, San Diego Padres and any NHL team
After watching "An Inconvenient Truth" you believe that the world will actually care about global warming
The items in your fridge are: a jar of mayo, a bottle of mustard, a human head and a box of baking soda
For breakfast you have Raisin Bran sprinkled with Lorazepam, Doxepin and Pimozide (for fun)
As a child, your parents locked you in the basement, slid Baby Ruth's under the door and the only words you could say were. "Hey You Guys!"
You constructed a home base in your backyard made of old cardboard and refer to it as your "Fortress of Solitude"
The frightening reality of the song "Insects" by the Kids of Widney High has caused you to stay in your home for the past 5 years
Your name is Gary Busey
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