Kaz
06-05-2006, 07:35 AM
Q. What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Q: What do you call two skunks doing a 69?
A: Odor eaters!
Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches snatches.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde-she's eighteen.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Because they go and answer the door.
Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A women will not take a 3.25 inch floppy.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: What do you call a man who expects sex on the second date?
A: Slow
Q: What's the difference between Pee Wee Herman and OJ?
A: It only took twelve jerks to get OJ off.
Q: What do you call it when a women talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute
Q: What is the definition of nothing?
A: When a man with an erection walks into a brick wall and injures his nose.
A: A genealogist looks up the family tree. A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Q: What do you call two skunks doing a 69?
A: Odor eaters!
Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches snatches.
Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
A: The blonde-she's eighteen.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Because they go and answer the door.
Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
A: Because it might lead to dancing.
Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
A: A women will not take a 3.25 inch floppy.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: What do you call a man who expects sex on the second date?
A: Slow
Q: What's the difference between Pee Wee Herman and OJ?
A: It only took twelve jerks to get OJ off.
Q: What do you call it when a women talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute
Q: What is the definition of nothing?
A: When a man with an erection walks into a brick wall and injures his nose.