Angelique
06-06-2006, 11:45 PM
Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register.
Ice-cream trucks that play "taps"
Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales.
High school newspapers with obituary columns.
Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb.
Bowling alleys where most people bowl overhand.
Schools that require a sick note co-signed by a parole officer.
Christmas pageants that feature the three Wise Guys.
Advice columns with hints like how to get blood off of a chain saw.
A 911 emergency service with a two day waiting list.
"Honor students" who practice saying, "Yes/No, your honor".
Mothers who give their kids $5 every day for the holdup man.
The Girl Scouts sell nookie door to door.
Forgery 101 and Advanced Counterfeiting are required subjects
Ice-cream trucks that play "taps"
Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales.
High school newspapers with obituary columns.
Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb.
Bowling alleys where most people bowl overhand.
Schools that require a sick note co-signed by a parole officer.
Christmas pageants that feature the three Wise Guys.
Advice columns with hints like how to get blood off of a chain saw.
A 911 emergency service with a two day waiting list.
"Honor students" who practice saying, "Yes/No, your honor".
Mothers who give their kids $5 every day for the holdup man.
The Girl Scouts sell nookie door to door.
Forgery 101 and Advanced Counterfeiting are required subjects