Drinking Problem

[Kaz]

Little Johnny went home and approached his mother:

Johnny: Mommy, I have a drinking problem.

Mommy: Oh my God Johnny! You're only six! This is your fault Bob!

Daddy: My fault? Maybe if you'd spend more time with him!

Mommy: Our six year old son has a drinking problem! He sure as hell doesn't need a role model like you!

Daddy: I've done nothing but give for this family, and this is what I get? I'm leaving!

Mommy: Fine! I don't need you, and Johnny sure doesn't need you! Oh Johnny don't cry. We'll be alright without daddy. Johnny, I want you to tell me

about your drinking problem.

Little Johnny still continously crying.

Mommy: Talk to me Johnny, tell me about your drinking problem.

Little Johnny started to composed himself.

Johnny: If Joe drinks one liter of juice and Tom drinks two, how much did they both drink?

Mommy: ...