Kaz
06-10-2006, 05:43 AM
John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road And started to make out hot and heavy. His date stopped and said, "I really should have told you this earlier, But I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
John pulled a twenty out of his billfold And proceeded to have his way with her. After a cigarette, John just sat in the driver's seat Starring out the window.
The woman asked him, "Why aren't we going anywhere?" John replied, "Well, I really should have Told you THIS earlier." "I am actually a taxi cab driver, And the fare back to town is $25."
John pulled a twenty out of his billfold And proceeded to have his way with her. After a cigarette, John just sat in the driver's seat Starring out the window.
The woman asked him, "Why aren't we going anywhere?" John replied, "Well, I really should have Told you THIS earlier." "I am actually a taxi cab driver, And the fare back to town is $25."