King Placebo
06-10-2006, 11:16 AM
Two women were old friends. They had both been married to their husbands for a long time.
As they sat in the living room one day drinking coffee, as was their custom, one of them expressed concern because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't even bother to look at me!" she cried.
"I'm so sorry for you," replied the other, "As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day."
"Yes," the distraught woman looked up, "but your husband's an antique dealer!"
As they sat in the living room one day drinking coffee, as was their custom, one of them expressed concern because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't even bother to look at me!" she cried.
"I'm so sorry for you," replied the other, "As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day."
"Yes," the distraught woman looked up, "but your husband's an antique dealer!"