Black Widow
06-12-2006, 11:12 PM
i found these on a site if anyone finds it offending it can be deleted
Yo' Mama's Like.....
yo mama’s like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on!
yo mamma's like a video game, three men for a quarter
yo mamma's like pizza pizza, thirty minutes or its free!
yo mamma's like lettuce, 25 cents per head
yo' mama's like a racecar, she burns fifty rubbers a day
yo mamma's like like a doornob, everyone tries to screw her!
Yo' Mama's So Fat.....
whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts
when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
she uses a mattress for a Kotex
she makes King Kong look like a baby chimp
even Arsenio couldn't kiss all her butt
she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon
she showers at a car wash
when your father mounts her, his ears pop
she's on both sides of the family!
her picture wieghs 10 pounds!
her diaphragms come in a Domino's pizza box
when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan
she uses a hula hoop as a pinkie ring
if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt
when she dances the band skips
I could go bungie jumping with the elastic from her underwear
when she wears a red dress, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
her clothes have stretch marks
her nickname is "eclipse"!
she got her own atmosphere
when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
Yo Mama So Old.....
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo Mama So Stupid.....
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo Mama So Ugly.....
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo' Mama's Like.....
yo mama’s like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on!
yo mamma's like a video game, three men for a quarter
yo mamma's like pizza pizza, thirty minutes or its free!
yo mamma's like lettuce, 25 cents per head
yo' mama's like a racecar, she burns fifty rubbers a day
yo mamma's like like a doornob, everyone tries to screw her!
Yo' Mama's So Fat.....
whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts
when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
she uses a mattress for a Kotex
she makes King Kong look like a baby chimp
even Arsenio couldn't kiss all her butt
she uses a roll of Bounty and a rope for a tampon
she showers at a car wash
when your father mounts her, his ears pop
she's on both sides of the family!
her picture wieghs 10 pounds!
her diaphragms come in a Domino's pizza box
when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan
she uses a hula hoop as a pinkie ring
if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt
when she dances the band skips
I could go bungie jumping with the elastic from her underwear
when she wears a red dress, everyone yells, "Hey Kool-Aid!"
her clothes have stretch marks
her nickname is "eclipse"!
she got her own atmosphere
when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
Yo Mama So Old.....
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo Mama So Stupid.....
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo Mama So Ugly.....
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.