UOW Hardcore Title Thread

[Superkick Kid]

This is basically a game. The person who starts the thread awards his or herself the TWO Hardcore Championship. And the 24/7 rule is in effect. Then the next person posts a discription of how they take the title from the champion.

Example. SKK awards himself the title

Next post: (Insert name here) nails SKK with a baseball bat and pins him. Grabs the Hardcore Belt. Then gets on a plane to Japan.

and you can get as wacky as you want.

So on and so forth...


Ok, let's begin.....


SKK has a lavish ceremony and awards himself the UOW Hardcore Championship.

[F4L]

OOC: You might wanna get this moved to Word Games instead of here

F4L comes from under the podium, pulls SKK down through the floor, and runs away with the title.

[BDK]

ooc: He's right but anyways...

BDK superkicks F4L then hits The Canadian Destoryer on him and runs off with the belt.

[Assassin™]

OOC: What's taking the mods so long to move this thread?

Assassin™ doesn't waste time with some corny pro wrestling finishing move and just shoots BDK between the eyes, gets into a titanium submarine which is inept to any kind of torpedo, and travels to an undisclosed underwater location.

[LG]

ooc: My turn

Cage is in his own submarine and finds the door to Assassin's sub. He opens it and sees Assassin does the unprettier on him on the titanium floor. He then chains Assassin to the floor goes to the front and shoots the control panels. Cage gets the belt and escapes as he swims to his sub which nothing can penetrate it.

[Sunshine Acid]

ooc: My turn

Cage is in his own submarine and finds the door to Assassin's sub. He opens it and sees Assassin does the unprettier on him on the titanium floor. He then chains Assassin to the floor goes to the front and shoots the control panels. Cage gets the belt and escapes as he swims to his sub which nothing can penetrate it.

How do you open a door under water? :hmm:

[Assassin™]

^Yeah. The sub was supposed to be resistant to torpedos, but he can just swim over and open the door?:hmm:

[shakie]

*buys one on the internet*

now i own it.

[Assassin™]

Being the insecure person he is, when Shakie ordered the belt online, he paid with his credit card and purchased shipping insurance. Disguising himself as a UPS delivery man, Assassin™ kept the package for himself and instead delivered to UD a huge box which had a smaller box inside it, which had a smaller box inside it, which had a smaller box inside it, etc.............

When he gets to the smallest box, Shakie finds a sealed envelope. He opens it, unfolds the paper inside which has a message on it printed in big bold red font:




























Assassin™ 3:16 says I just wipped your ass, and stole your HC title belt.:D

[shakie]

*goes to your house and kills you to take back the title*

[LG]

I become Superman and flicks Underdog a thousand miles away while taking the Hardcore belt in progress

[shakie]

*I get flicked back to your back*

Flyswatter of doom!

*hits you and takes the belt*

[LG]

Me as Superman takes Underdog locks him in an cell box throws it down into the ocean to the bottom floor.....pushes a button the cell explodes and Superman gets the belt and flies home

[Assassin™]

Assassin™ shoots LK 4.0 a.k.a. "Superman" with bullets made of Kryptonite, then retreats back to his secret underground volcano layer surrounded by liquid-hot "mag-mah".

[shakie]

*you dont realise its still active and it erupts. The belt flies to the middle of the ocean and I revive to pick it up*

[Adam Copeland2]

*U r swimming in the ocean with the hardcore belt. Suddenly, a shark appears dashing by towards u, and u swim away. U leave ur hardcore belt behind to swim faster. When u flee away a safe distance, the shark rises up , and reveals it was just me wearing a fake shark horn! I claim and run away with ur hardcore belt, and lock myself up in a secret hideout, where no-one without the secret password will be allowed to enter. It is also inexplosive, so no1 can explode the place up. Now, lemme c who takes MY Hardcor belt!* LOL.

[LG]

LK4.0 regenerates and comes back to life becoming Invisible man. He walks through the walls of secret hideout and while Adam isnnt looking takes the belt and runs to where no one can find him because he is invisible. He goes back to his house takes some invisible cream rubs it on the belt and it too becomes invisible and no one can see us!

[Adam Copeland2]

^^^Nice 1.

* Adam Copeland wakes up, and senses sth missing. He touches over his left sholuder, and realizes that his belt is not there. Keeping his calm, he valiantly puts on his own special elctronized laser-vision googles that he had on his table in case of special emergencies. He scans over the possible contenders who could take his belt. He eyes over all the persons( visible or invisible)via his WideRange Radar vision.WALLAH!
He spots the culprit, and immidiately gushes off to his house to blast him with his MUTATION GUN. After it has happened, what remains there are ashes of human flesh & the Hardcore Title belt, once again visible. He grips the title as if his thirst had been quenched.

Later on, he dumps the mutated remains of the intruder in the garbage can,
Lastly, to prevent further such attacks, he installs a special censor in his entry gate which is able to detect even things as petty as an invisible atom.:tongue: *

[shakie]

*grabs an atom bomb. blows up the world and takes the title and moves to mars*

[DUKE NUKEM]

throws a bone with tnt that underdog goes for and takes the title

[Adam Copeland2]

At Mars, I hit Duke Numen with my oxygen tank, and pin him( Is that even needed:) ), and take the Hardcore belt.

[The Crippler]

Yeah, since it's under 24/7 rules, you still need to pin the champ to win the title I think. Otherwise, you're just stealing the belt.

[shakie]

*grabs a big TV and smashes it over the champs head and pins him. goes to watching TV*

[Adam Copeland2]

*recovers & spears the champ. !....2...3! It's over!

[LG]

Recovers from injuries sees Adam takes Adam and throws him on the floor gets a barbwired bat and smashes it over the face and body. Then he takes an explosive and blows his heart out.

Now I pin Adam 123 and takes the belt and moves away to where no one can ever find me or the belt

[shakie]

*jumps through a black hole to where you are and pins you. takes the belt*

[the phenomenal sid]

takes your brains for a walk to the graveyard by beating the hell outta 'em with a sledgehammer.and i am 1st time uow champ

[shakie]

*walks ontop of you and starts to beat you with tombstones for about an hour*

1..2...3!

*im the champ again bitchz!

[Black Widow]

spears shakie through a barbwire wrapped table 1..2...3...

revives the hardcore title :)

[DUKE NUKEM]

hits ryan with a barbwire chair with light bulbs on it and takes the harcore title

[Black Widow]

hits duke in the the gut with barbwire flaming bat the sets up a table delivers the green bay plundge 1.. 2... 3....

[XXKSXX]

power bombs Ryan off of the top of a grudge threw a log cabin of 50 light tubes and 2 tables 1,2,3

[Buck Unit]

chokeslams kanshow offa the cell onto barbed wire to retain the title

[Black Widow]

dropsaults Buck Unit through a wall of glass 1..2...3....

[)85(]

Uses Captian Insaino's move... pokes Kennedy in the eyes...get' shim in a tazzmission and he is out cold. 1-2-3!!

[Black Widow]

sets up a 2 tables and delivers a vicious powerbomb to marcus through the 2 tables

1.. 2... 3 :)

[King Sir Greatness]

*Hides Under the ring from all the hardcore action*

[DUKE NUKEM]

hits ice mann with chair to the head 1.2.3 wins again

[King Sir Greatness]

Luis summons Batman to destroy Kyle. Luis pins Kyle's mutilated body and becomes the hardcore champion.

[bad_meetz_evil]

BME gets KSG lying in the middle of the ring, he goes to the top ropes. BME is feeling froggy. And he connects with the frog splash. 1...2...3... HE DID HE DID, HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE BME IS THE HARDCORE CHampion

BME: I'd like to thank bunch of people at UOW, and if i didnt mention you, ohwell.

[Black Widow]

chokes out bme with barbwire rope then pins 1..2...3

[DUKE NUKEM]

bodyslams ryan in thumb tacks , them leg drops ryan for the 1.2.3 wins new champ

[bad_meetz_evil]

Connects duke with the ankle lock. he has no option but to tap out. BME is ur new champ

[mothsoccer]

-runs behind BME and dose a quick roll up for the pin 1......2.....3..... new champ BQK then runs off-

[bad_meetz_evil]

Gets gasoline and pores it over BQK, and lights him. He burns for a while before the fire fighters saves the day. BME capitilize and pins. 1....2...3...

[the phenomenal sid]

Send you to Iraq in place of prince harry...While you get adjusted to the sun & sand i make merry with the title

[bad_meetz_evil]

Hits sid with a sheel chair, making his head flat, which requires surgery. 1...2..3.. BME UR WINNER AND CHAMP

[the phenomenal sid]

& then i put my thumb in my mouth & blow air & it inflates again just like the tom & jerry toons :D
& then i stalk you & fill your toilet with kerosene..When you're in the shitting in bliss i set the toilet on fire 7 your house explodes due to the kerosene & flatulence.....& i become champ again

[bad_meetz_evil]

Hits him on the head with the sledge hammer, 1....2...3...

[Bone Thug II]

Unknown G runs out with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, brutalizes BME and pins for the 1... 2.. damnit 3.

[the phenomenal sid]

Run over you with a patton tank with wheels on fire & covered with spokes... & i reign as champ

[Bone Thug II]

In horror movie fashion, i get a carving knife and peel of your skin, then dump you into a glass tank of salt. You scream in horror as you are tapping out and i am 2 time hardcore champion.

[bad_meetz_evil]

I hit you with a sledge hammer. 1...2...3..

[mothsoccer]

Gives you a porno mag and takes your belt and runs new champ by default wOOT

[bad_meetz_evil]

connects with the diamond cutter. 1..2..3..

[the phenomenal sid]

I rape you & run with the title...4th reign

[bad_meetz_evil]

I poke you in the eye, and deliver with all my leg muscule a massive low blow. 1...2...3..

[the phenomenal sid]

Inject a massive dose of muscle relaxant & as you roll over with no control,i begin my 5th reign

[bad_meetz_evil]

Slaps you with a tire. 1...2..3..

[Black Widow]

shows bme a nude mae young pic 1..2..3

[bad_meetz_evil]

wins due to a no show.

[Black Widow]

glass tube over bme head 1 2 3 :)

[bad_meetz_evil]

throws kurt into lava, and win.

[Black Widow]

:shock:

rises from the lava

chokeslams bme 1 2 3

[bad_meetz_evil]

Burns Kurt to death, takes his ashes and keep them in his pocket. I win.

[the phenomenal sid]

Covers bme with with a condom(:bme:)& gets the title

[bad_meetz_evil]

Breaks through, hits sid with a sledge hammer. i win.

[Black Widow]

my ashes poses bme and throws him of a building my soul takes control of a host and pins bme 1 2 3

[bad_meetz_evil]

Buries Kurt Alive but instead of sand, cement. I win.

[Black Widow]

electricutes bme takes pics for uou oh and pins 1 2 3

[bad_meetz_evil]

puts Kurts head under a rocket that is just going to take off. I win.

[the phenomenal sid]

Makes Maria Kiss Kurt 5 million times as u steal the title & run

[bad_meetz_evil]

puts Kurt into a formula one car, at 300 Kilometeres and hour and bump a tree. I win

[Black Widow]

mae young kisses bme i win

[bad_meetz_evil]

Locks kurt up in a mental istute, i win.

[Black Widow]

Makes Maria Kiss Kurt 5 million times as u steal the title & run

didnt see that i just hand the title over :D


Locks kurt up in a mental istute, i win.

cuts bmes legs off i win

[LG]

Superkicks bME off a cliff, then I skydive to the bottom and pins bME 1,,2,,3,

I WIN

[bad_meetz_evil]

Cuts Kurts hair off, I win.

[Black Widow]

:o

sings to bme i win :)

[bad_meetz_evil]

tares off kurts nipples. i win.

[Black Widow]

waxes bmes leg 1 2 3 i win

[bad_meetz_evil]

i poke kurt eyes, i win

[mothsoccer]

shows him a picture of KELLIE and runs with the title woot

[bad_meetz_evil]

chop off his hands, drop the title i win

[mothsoccer]

cut's his legs off MY TITLE

[bad_meetz_evil]

Puts him down a large paper shreder, but make sure the title isnt with him

[J-man]

J-man runs up and grabs the title out of BME's hand and pushes him down the shredder too

[bad_meetz_evil]

pokes your eyes out i win

[DUKE NUKEM]

burns bme eyes and walks away being the champ

[bad_meetz_evil]

throws duke in lava, makes sure the title is with me, i win.

[JohnCenaFan28]

Puts BME into a handicap match one on two match with BME vs John Cena and Hulk Hogan and then runs away with the belt.

[bad_meetz_evil]

Cuffs Eel to The Big Show and dies of sufficating due to lack of oxygen, since theirs he only booked 1 seat on their flight. BME runs with the title.

[DUKE NUKEM]

spins bme around and gives him the sweet chin music and win 1. 2. 3

[Flair Country]

Runs Duke over with a Stevewiser truck, grabs the belt and hauls ass!

[bad_meetz_evil]

Hits the sledge hammer on FC balls, he drops the title, as I run away with it.