Angelique
06-18-2006, 07:31 PM
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she accidentally steps on a thorn. She is in great pain, but try as she might, she can't get the thorn out. She tries to get it out with her foot, but you know how elephant feet are -- they don't have fingers. She tries with her trunk, but even that doesn't work. She doesn't know what to do. Just then a little mouse walks by.
Desperately the elephant calls to him, "Little mouse! Little mouse! Can you please help me?"
The mouse walks over and asks, "What can I do?"
"I've stepped on this thorn," says the elephant, "and I just can't get it out. Can you help me? I would do anything."
"Anything?" asks the mouse, his eyebrows raised.
"Anything," says the elephant.
So the little mouse goes over to the elephant's foot and, with both his hands and using all his might, he pulls and tugs at the thorn. Suddenly he yanks it loose.
The elephant sighs with great relief. "Thank you!" she says. "Oh thank you! That's so much better. I can't thank you enough! Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Well," says the mouse, "you said anything, right?"
"Anything," replies the elephant.
"Well," says the little mouse, "I've been sort of checking you out in the jungle here for quite a while now, and actually, I sort of have the hots for you. So what I'd really like is to make it with you."
The elephant looks at the mouse incredulously. "You, a little mouse, want to make it with me, an elephant?"
The mouse nods. "That's right."
"Well," says the elephant, half smiling to herself, "help yourself!"
So the little mouse goes around to the back of the elephant and climbs up her back leg. He gets on top of her and starts going at it. Once he gets going he is really having a grand old time. He is just wailing away back there.
Meanwhile a monkey in a tree just above them happens to look down, sees what's going on, and thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever seen in his life. The monkey starts laughing hysterically, and he shakes so much that a coconut comes loose from the tree he's sitting in, falls down, and hits the elephant on the head with a wallop.
She throws her head back and cries in pain, "Ohhhh!"
The little mouse looks down at her and says, "Take it all, bitch!"
Desperately the elephant calls to him, "Little mouse! Little mouse! Can you please help me?"
The mouse walks over and asks, "What can I do?"
"I've stepped on this thorn," says the elephant, "and I just can't get it out. Can you help me? I would do anything."
"Anything?" asks the mouse, his eyebrows raised.
"Anything," says the elephant.
So the little mouse goes over to the elephant's foot and, with both his hands and using all his might, he pulls and tugs at the thorn. Suddenly he yanks it loose.
The elephant sighs with great relief. "Thank you!" she says. "Oh thank you! That's so much better. I can't thank you enough! Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Well," says the mouse, "you said anything, right?"
"Anything," replies the elephant.
"Well," says the little mouse, "I've been sort of checking you out in the jungle here for quite a while now, and actually, I sort of have the hots for you. So what I'd really like is to make it with you."
The elephant looks at the mouse incredulously. "You, a little mouse, want to make it with me, an elephant?"
The mouse nods. "That's right."
"Well," says the elephant, half smiling to herself, "help yourself!"
So the little mouse goes around to the back of the elephant and climbs up her back leg. He gets on top of her and starts going at it. Once he gets going he is really having a grand old time. He is just wailing away back there.
Meanwhile a monkey in a tree just above them happens to look down, sees what's going on, and thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever seen in his life. The monkey starts laughing hysterically, and he shakes so much that a coconut comes loose from the tree he's sitting in, falls down, and hits the elephant on the head with a wallop.
She throws her head back and cries in pain, "Ohhhh!"
The little mouse looks down at her and says, "Take it all, bitch!"