Asking For That Raise

[Angelique]

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- Has to work hard.
- Has to work at great depths.
- Has to work upside down.
- Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work.
- Has to work in a high humidity environment.
- Has to work at high temperatures.
- Does not get weekends and holidays off.
- Does not get time off after extra hours of work.
- Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.


Requests denied for the following reasons:

- Does not work 8 hours in a row.
- Does not answer immediately to all requests.
- Does not have a degree.
- After a short activity period, falls asleep at work.
- Shows no fidelity to the workplace.
- Retires too early.
- Does not work at all unless pushed from behind.
- Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.

[Dark Drakan]

Those are good!