Black Widow
11-24-2008, 01:12 AM
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms; randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and as
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"
...and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ..."Hey! We're out
of toilet paper in here!"
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and as
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
you pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"
...and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ..."Hey! We're out
of toilet paper in here!"