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06-21-2006, 06:47 AM
RAW Results - 19th Jun 2006
Location - Rochester, New York
Quick Results:
- Bra and Panties: Candice and Mickie James def. Torrie and Maria
- Viscera vs. Charlie Haas; No Contest
- Umaga def. John McChesney
- John Cena def. Balls Mahoney
- Randy Orton def. Snitsky
- Handicap: Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin def. Carlito
- Edge def. Ric Flair
Show:
RAW opens with WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon recapping the last two weeks and the reformation of Degeneration X. Mr. McMahon claims there will be no DX reunion, but rather a DX destruction. He walks out of his office and into some gofer carrying a cock. The gofer says Mr. McMahon loves cocks. McMahon tells him to choke his chicken cause he is not in the mood. He walks into an alien that he tries to ignore. It follows him, but he stares it down. The crowd boos. A couple Chippendales strippers and a fat guy gyrating like Chris Farley when he danced off with Patrick Swayze appear. McMahon is getting flustered when he runs into Dusty Rhodes. Dusty pushes his DVD and tells Vince to buy one. He tries to sell them to the strippers. A delivery boy asks McMahon to sign for a package. It is an Imported Penis Enlarger Pump. McMahon claims he is going to destroy DX.
JR and Lawler have a chuckle about the prior events as Vince struts to the ring. Vince says the laugh will be on DX and he has two words for them...Living Hell. He points to his 12 size show. He is going to plant it between HHH's butt cheeks. The heel will knock Michaels' teeth out. He has a plan for DX. Before he can say it, Shane McMahon comes down to the ring. He wants Vince to leave with him. Apparently, Stephanie is in labor. Afterbirth = ratings! Do you think Baby H will wait until the overrun to come out? Coach interrupts Vince and Shane...Vince is leaving Coach in charge. Vince bemoans Stephanie's terrible timing and calls her a bitch. Commercial.
Diva Photo Shoot:
A Torrie Wilson photo-shoot greets us as we return from break. Never seen the Hot Dog with Too Much Mustard shot before. Torrie comes out for the Bra & Panties Tag Team Match. Maria, Candice, and Mickie follow.
Bra and Panties Match
Torrie Wilson and Maria vs. Candice Michelle and Mickie James
Referee: Jack Doan
The match:
Candice and Torrie start us off. Candice gains the upper hand but Torrie counters with a sunset flip and pulls Candice's shirt off. Mickie attacks Torrie from behind and exposes her panties. Maria is tagged in and punches Mickie. Mickie hits a flapjack and exposes Maria's bra and panties very quickly. She then pulls Torrie's shirt off for the win.
Winners: Mickie James and Candice Michelle
The Aftermath:
Post match, Mickie attacks Candice and pulls off Candice's Daisy Dukes. She mocks the Go Daddy dance and says "Get out of my ring". She steals JR's cowboy hat. Mickie then pulls the shirt off a plant in the crowd. Later, JR interviews Kane. Last time he did that, things didn't go so well. Also, Flair vs. Edge. DX video package and commercial.
Viscera vs. Charlie Haas
Referee: Chad Patton
Viscera gives Charlie one last opportunity and he better mean it. Charlie says Lillian accepted his apology and they had dinner. After dinner, she accepted his apology over some pillow talk. Lillian is shocked.
The start:
Vis starts the match by attacking Haas in the corner and throwing him out of the ring. He throws him back in the ring but Haas pounds on him as Vis comes back in. He comes off the ropes, but Viscera hits a Sidewalk Slam. Haas recovers and hits some rights in the corner before Viscera slams him down. Viscera chops him as he demands to know what Charlie did to Lillian.
The Finish:
Viscera chokes Charlie. He whips him hard into the opposite corner. Viscera hits a charge in the corner and swivels his hips. Before he can do anything, The Spirit Squad comes out and assaults both men. Haas and Viscera can't overcome the odds. Johnny hits the spin kick to knock Haas from the ring and all five members throw Viscera in the air and back down again.
Winner: No Contest
The Aftermath:
Kenny takes the mic and says DX won't make it to Vengeance. They call out DX. Triple H and Michaels appear on the Titantron. Shawn knew this would happen and said they are going to get murderized. Triple H says they are just cheerleaders. He also says they will only come out on their terms for the world to witness the rebirth of the most powerful force in the universe, Degeneration X. They have two words for the Squad. Not suck it, but Look up! I must be watching "You Can't Do That On Television" because The Spirit Squad just got slimed. The spray dX on the camera. Commercial.
Backstage:
In the back, The Spirit Squad is fuming to Coachman. Coach plans to execute McMahon's plan for DX. The Squad says they will take care if DX if Coach doesn't. Coach goes into Vince's office to find Paul Heyman waiting. Heyman says the night will go from bad to worst case scenario if he makes Heyman leave. Paul says there is a busload of ECW wrestlers waiting for an invasion. Coach asks what Paul wants. Heyman wants an inter-promotional tag match on ECW of Edge and Orton from RAW versus Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam from ECW. Coach agrees. Paul is upset about Balls Mahoney being attacked by Cena last week. He proposes a match tonight of Balls Mahoney versus John Cena. Coach agrees again.
Backstage:
Kane is shown in the back as a pre taped JR asks about the impersonator. Kane knows who it is and why he is doing it. A man from his past more screwed up than Kane is playing tricks. Kane can't focus on the questions and he walks away. Commercial.
Umaga vs. John McChesney
Referee: Mickey Hensen
Umaga is making his way to the ring. A local boy is waiting to be squashed.
The match:
As soon as the bell rings, Umaga thrust kicks McChesney and soon enough, he is in the tree of woe and gets a running headbutt, followed by the Whipsplash. Samoan Spike and this one is over.
Winner: Umaga
The Aftermath:
Apparently, Umaga is now facing Eugene at Vengeance on Sunday. After the replays, Umaga throws Umaga out of the ring. Everybody listen to Armando Alejandro Estraddddaaaa. The crowd says it along with him, and in true Rock fashion, he lets the crowd finish before leaving. JR sells the fact that Armando isn't happy the crowd chanted along. Cena is walking to the ring for his match with Balls in the back. Commercial.
John Cena vs. Balls Mahoney
Referee: Michael Chioda
The match:
Some ECW chants break out as the match starts and they trade punches. Cena gets a two count on Balls. Balls comes back with a thumb to the eye and throws Cena into the turnbuckle. Headbutt by Balls and some punches. Balls hits a kick to the head for two. Cena punches back to boos and hits shoulderblocks and a Blue Thunder Driver. Cena goes for the five knuckle shuffle as Heyman hands Balls the chair. Cena counters with the slowest drop toe hold you will ever see and the STFU. Balls taps.
Winner: John Cena
The Aftermath:
Post match, Sabu throws a chair at Cena and hits him with a television monitor on the outside. He sets Cena up on the announcer's desk and his chair on the ring. He leaps off the chair, stalls on the top rope for about three seconds and hits a leg drop on Cena to break the table. JR is frothing at the mouth during this segment. Sabu, Balls, and Heyman escape as Cena struggles to get up. Commercial.
Randy Orton vs. Snitsky
Referee: Jack Doan
The match:
Orton thumbs Snitsky in the eye and hits a backbreaker on Snitsky. Knee drop to Snitsky gets a two. Randy goes for the headlock. Snitsky powers out and hits clotheslines on Orton. Side slam on Orton. Snitsky hits a tackle from a four point stance. Orton blocks a charge, but Snitsky counters and goes for a pumphandle slam. Orton slides out, but his RKO attempt is blocked and Snitsky throws him off the ropes. Orton dodges the Big Boot and hits the RKO on the second attempt for the win.
Winner: Randy Orton
The Aftermath:
Post match, Lawler asks Randy about having to go to an ECW ring. Randy says Angle will find out that Vengeance is Orton's. JR puts over the RKO. Commercial.
Handicap Match
Carlito vs. Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin
Referee: Chad Patton
Carlito says he was minding his own business, laughing about what DX did when Coach overheard and decided to book Carlito in a handicapped match. Not cool. Carlito becoming IC champ again? That's cool. His first opponent is Johnny Nitro, accompanied by Melina. Next is Shelton Benjamin.
The start:
Johnny and Carlito start off. Nitro gets a collar and elbow, and hits a shoulderblock on Carlito. After a series of dodges and reversals, Carlito monkey flips Nitro, who lands on his feet. Carlito hits a backflip off the second rope and knocks down Nitro with a clothesline. Benjamin tells Nitro he sucks and tags in.
The Finish:
Carlito hits a back suplex. Punches are traded and Carlito hits a running knee lift and clothesline for a near fall. Shelton throws Carlito in the air and Nitro hits a blind tag. They argue and then fight each other. Benjamin is clotheslined out by Nitro. Carlito takes advantage and rolls Nitro up, but Nitro reverses and grabs the tights.
Winners: Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin
The Aftermath:
Post match, Carlito hits the Backcracker on Benjamin. Shelton looks worried about his title. Commercial.
Backstage:
Coach is back in McMahon's office, which has been defaced by DX. Shawn and Triple H walk in and wonder who did it. They taunt Coach before sitting down with him to watch the rest of RAW. Maria is in the back interviewing Eugene. Maria asks about Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Eugene says that he is recovering at home and vows to win one for Hacksaw. Rob Conway interrupts and tries to make fun of Eugene before Eugene snaps and "goes mental" according to King. JR and King gives us the PPV rundown. After that, The H and Michaels are still taunting Coach. Coach warns them to rethink their plans for later on. Triple H and Michaels "agree" before putting Coach through the wall and pantsing him, exposing Coach's bottom. Michaels wants to know what kind of man wears a thong. They spraypaint Coach's ass. For those of you keeping track at home, that is three straight weeks of an exposed ass on RAW. Commercial.
The Highlanders:
Aye, it is a new vignette for the Highlanders, as the rest in an American Castle...Gary's Motor Lodge. They can't figure out the key card. Robbie knocks the door down. They also watch porn.
Ric Flair vs. Edge
Referee: Mickey Hensen
On RAW, Mick threatens to stink up the joint in front of Flair's home crowd. Foley says it won't matter if he takes the night off since the card is loaded.
The match
Edge punches Flair in the corner to start. He throws him into the opposite one and hits a big back body drop. Scoop slam on Flair and Edge goes to the second rope but runs into a chop. Chops by Edge in the corner. Edge throws Foley into the opposite corner but misses a shoulderblock. Edge goes for a chair outside, but the ref takes it away. Flair hits a low-blow for a two count then knocks Lita off the top. Foley gets on the apron, gives Flair the Mandible Claw and allows Edge to hit the spear for the pin.
Winner: Edge
The Aftermath:
After the match, Rob Van Dam kicks Edge and hits a 5 Star Frog Splash.
Backstage:
In the locker room, The Spirit Squad is riling up the heels on the brand, saying that they must destroy DX before they too are embarrassed. Commercial.
In the arena:
Are you ready? It is time for the official DX reunion. Triple H asks "Are you ready" in an attempt to wake up the crowd. For the thousands in attendance and millions watching at home, and just because they are back, let's get ready to suck it! If you're not down with that...HHH says the originals are back, badder than ever. Shawn says he had to ask the Lord for forgiveness, since Vince and Shane are worried sick about Stephanie's labor pains. HHH calls him a liar and Shawn says Steph is fine. Shawn wonders who got her pregnant. HHH says whoever he is, he must be a stud and well well hung. Shawn knows what the Squad is thinking. They have the odds in their favor. But they are not just facing two superstars, they are facing DX. The Spirit Squad interrupts. It's the Midget Squad on their way to the ring! Is this what became of Smackdown's Juniors Division? HHH and Shawn Michaels lay them out. HHH hits Sweet Chin Music on the shortest one. Shawn puts a blindfold on as HHH brings out his version of cheerleaders, fresh from the local gentleman's establishment. They have a cheer. They take off their shirts. HHH calls them the "breast" cheerleaders ever. Before they can take their bras off, the real Spirit Squad interrupts with all the heels, who walk to the back. Johnny and Nicky are bear down in the ring with Sweet Chin Music and a Pedigree. DX has two words for the Spirit Squad, and the midgets moon the Squad to reveal Suck It! written on their cheeks. That's all, folks!
Report by PWInsider.com & LionDen
Location - Rochester, New York
Quick Results:
- Bra and Panties: Candice and Mickie James def. Torrie and Maria
- Viscera vs. Charlie Haas; No Contest
- Umaga def. John McChesney
- John Cena def. Balls Mahoney
- Randy Orton def. Snitsky
- Handicap: Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin def. Carlito
- Edge def. Ric Flair
Show:
RAW opens with WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon recapping the last two weeks and the reformation of Degeneration X. Mr. McMahon claims there will be no DX reunion, but rather a DX destruction. He walks out of his office and into some gofer carrying a cock. The gofer says Mr. McMahon loves cocks. McMahon tells him to choke his chicken cause he is not in the mood. He walks into an alien that he tries to ignore. It follows him, but he stares it down. The crowd boos. A couple Chippendales strippers and a fat guy gyrating like Chris Farley when he danced off with Patrick Swayze appear. McMahon is getting flustered when he runs into Dusty Rhodes. Dusty pushes his DVD and tells Vince to buy one. He tries to sell them to the strippers. A delivery boy asks McMahon to sign for a package. It is an Imported Penis Enlarger Pump. McMahon claims he is going to destroy DX.
JR and Lawler have a chuckle about the prior events as Vince struts to the ring. Vince says the laugh will be on DX and he has two words for them...Living Hell. He points to his 12 size show. He is going to plant it between HHH's butt cheeks. The heel will knock Michaels' teeth out. He has a plan for DX. Before he can say it, Shane McMahon comes down to the ring. He wants Vince to leave with him. Apparently, Stephanie is in labor. Afterbirth = ratings! Do you think Baby H will wait until the overrun to come out? Coach interrupts Vince and Shane...Vince is leaving Coach in charge. Vince bemoans Stephanie's terrible timing and calls her a bitch. Commercial.
Diva Photo Shoot:
A Torrie Wilson photo-shoot greets us as we return from break. Never seen the Hot Dog with Too Much Mustard shot before. Torrie comes out for the Bra & Panties Tag Team Match. Maria, Candice, and Mickie follow.
Bra and Panties Match
Torrie Wilson and Maria vs. Candice Michelle and Mickie James
Referee: Jack Doan
The match:
Candice and Torrie start us off. Candice gains the upper hand but Torrie counters with a sunset flip and pulls Candice's shirt off. Mickie attacks Torrie from behind and exposes her panties. Maria is tagged in and punches Mickie. Mickie hits a flapjack and exposes Maria's bra and panties very quickly. She then pulls Torrie's shirt off for the win.
Winners: Mickie James and Candice Michelle
The Aftermath:
Post match, Mickie attacks Candice and pulls off Candice's Daisy Dukes. She mocks the Go Daddy dance and says "Get out of my ring". She steals JR's cowboy hat. Mickie then pulls the shirt off a plant in the crowd. Later, JR interviews Kane. Last time he did that, things didn't go so well. Also, Flair vs. Edge. DX video package and commercial.
Viscera vs. Charlie Haas
Referee: Chad Patton
Viscera gives Charlie one last opportunity and he better mean it. Charlie says Lillian accepted his apology and they had dinner. After dinner, she accepted his apology over some pillow talk. Lillian is shocked.
The start:
Vis starts the match by attacking Haas in the corner and throwing him out of the ring. He throws him back in the ring but Haas pounds on him as Vis comes back in. He comes off the ropes, but Viscera hits a Sidewalk Slam. Haas recovers and hits some rights in the corner before Viscera slams him down. Viscera chops him as he demands to know what Charlie did to Lillian.
The Finish:
Viscera chokes Charlie. He whips him hard into the opposite corner. Viscera hits a charge in the corner and swivels his hips. Before he can do anything, The Spirit Squad comes out and assaults both men. Haas and Viscera can't overcome the odds. Johnny hits the spin kick to knock Haas from the ring and all five members throw Viscera in the air and back down again.
Winner: No Contest
The Aftermath:
Kenny takes the mic and says DX won't make it to Vengeance. They call out DX. Triple H and Michaels appear on the Titantron. Shawn knew this would happen and said they are going to get murderized. Triple H says they are just cheerleaders. He also says they will only come out on their terms for the world to witness the rebirth of the most powerful force in the universe, Degeneration X. They have two words for the Squad. Not suck it, but Look up! I must be watching "You Can't Do That On Television" because The Spirit Squad just got slimed. The spray dX on the camera. Commercial.
Backstage:
In the back, The Spirit Squad is fuming to Coachman. Coach plans to execute McMahon's plan for DX. The Squad says they will take care if DX if Coach doesn't. Coach goes into Vince's office to find Paul Heyman waiting. Heyman says the night will go from bad to worst case scenario if he makes Heyman leave. Paul says there is a busload of ECW wrestlers waiting for an invasion. Coach asks what Paul wants. Heyman wants an inter-promotional tag match on ECW of Edge and Orton from RAW versus Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam from ECW. Coach agrees. Paul is upset about Balls Mahoney being attacked by Cena last week. He proposes a match tonight of Balls Mahoney versus John Cena. Coach agrees again.
Backstage:
Kane is shown in the back as a pre taped JR asks about the impersonator. Kane knows who it is and why he is doing it. A man from his past more screwed up than Kane is playing tricks. Kane can't focus on the questions and he walks away. Commercial.
Umaga vs. John McChesney
Referee: Mickey Hensen
Umaga is making his way to the ring. A local boy is waiting to be squashed.
The match:
As soon as the bell rings, Umaga thrust kicks McChesney and soon enough, he is in the tree of woe and gets a running headbutt, followed by the Whipsplash. Samoan Spike and this one is over.
Winner: Umaga
The Aftermath:
Apparently, Umaga is now facing Eugene at Vengeance on Sunday. After the replays, Umaga throws Umaga out of the ring. Everybody listen to Armando Alejandro Estraddddaaaa. The crowd says it along with him, and in true Rock fashion, he lets the crowd finish before leaving. JR sells the fact that Armando isn't happy the crowd chanted along. Cena is walking to the ring for his match with Balls in the back. Commercial.
John Cena vs. Balls Mahoney
Referee: Michael Chioda
The match:
Some ECW chants break out as the match starts and they trade punches. Cena gets a two count on Balls. Balls comes back with a thumb to the eye and throws Cena into the turnbuckle. Headbutt by Balls and some punches. Balls hits a kick to the head for two. Cena punches back to boos and hits shoulderblocks and a Blue Thunder Driver. Cena goes for the five knuckle shuffle as Heyman hands Balls the chair. Cena counters with the slowest drop toe hold you will ever see and the STFU. Balls taps.
Winner: John Cena
The Aftermath:
Post match, Sabu throws a chair at Cena and hits him with a television monitor on the outside. He sets Cena up on the announcer's desk and his chair on the ring. He leaps off the chair, stalls on the top rope for about three seconds and hits a leg drop on Cena to break the table. JR is frothing at the mouth during this segment. Sabu, Balls, and Heyman escape as Cena struggles to get up. Commercial.
Randy Orton vs. Snitsky
Referee: Jack Doan
The match:
Orton thumbs Snitsky in the eye and hits a backbreaker on Snitsky. Knee drop to Snitsky gets a two. Randy goes for the headlock. Snitsky powers out and hits clotheslines on Orton. Side slam on Orton. Snitsky hits a tackle from a four point stance. Orton blocks a charge, but Snitsky counters and goes for a pumphandle slam. Orton slides out, but his RKO attempt is blocked and Snitsky throws him off the ropes. Orton dodges the Big Boot and hits the RKO on the second attempt for the win.
Winner: Randy Orton
The Aftermath:
Post match, Lawler asks Randy about having to go to an ECW ring. Randy says Angle will find out that Vengeance is Orton's. JR puts over the RKO. Commercial.
Handicap Match
Carlito vs. Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin
Referee: Chad Patton
Carlito says he was minding his own business, laughing about what DX did when Coach overheard and decided to book Carlito in a handicapped match. Not cool. Carlito becoming IC champ again? That's cool. His first opponent is Johnny Nitro, accompanied by Melina. Next is Shelton Benjamin.
The start:
Johnny and Carlito start off. Nitro gets a collar and elbow, and hits a shoulderblock on Carlito. After a series of dodges and reversals, Carlito monkey flips Nitro, who lands on his feet. Carlito hits a backflip off the second rope and knocks down Nitro with a clothesline. Benjamin tells Nitro he sucks and tags in.
The Finish:
Carlito hits a back suplex. Punches are traded and Carlito hits a running knee lift and clothesline for a near fall. Shelton throws Carlito in the air and Nitro hits a blind tag. They argue and then fight each other. Benjamin is clotheslined out by Nitro. Carlito takes advantage and rolls Nitro up, but Nitro reverses and grabs the tights.
Winners: Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin
The Aftermath:
Post match, Carlito hits the Backcracker on Benjamin. Shelton looks worried about his title. Commercial.
Backstage:
Coach is back in McMahon's office, which has been defaced by DX. Shawn and Triple H walk in and wonder who did it. They taunt Coach before sitting down with him to watch the rest of RAW. Maria is in the back interviewing Eugene. Maria asks about Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Eugene says that he is recovering at home and vows to win one for Hacksaw. Rob Conway interrupts and tries to make fun of Eugene before Eugene snaps and "goes mental" according to King. JR and King gives us the PPV rundown. After that, The H and Michaels are still taunting Coach. Coach warns them to rethink their plans for later on. Triple H and Michaels "agree" before putting Coach through the wall and pantsing him, exposing Coach's bottom. Michaels wants to know what kind of man wears a thong. They spraypaint Coach's ass. For those of you keeping track at home, that is three straight weeks of an exposed ass on RAW. Commercial.
The Highlanders:
Aye, it is a new vignette for the Highlanders, as the rest in an American Castle...Gary's Motor Lodge. They can't figure out the key card. Robbie knocks the door down. They also watch porn.
Ric Flair vs. Edge
Referee: Mickey Hensen
On RAW, Mick threatens to stink up the joint in front of Flair's home crowd. Foley says it won't matter if he takes the night off since the card is loaded.
The match
Edge punches Flair in the corner to start. He throws him into the opposite one and hits a big back body drop. Scoop slam on Flair and Edge goes to the second rope but runs into a chop. Chops by Edge in the corner. Edge throws Foley into the opposite corner but misses a shoulderblock. Edge goes for a chair outside, but the ref takes it away. Flair hits a low-blow for a two count then knocks Lita off the top. Foley gets on the apron, gives Flair the Mandible Claw and allows Edge to hit the spear for the pin.
Winner: Edge
The Aftermath:
After the match, Rob Van Dam kicks Edge and hits a 5 Star Frog Splash.
Backstage:
In the locker room, The Spirit Squad is riling up the heels on the brand, saying that they must destroy DX before they too are embarrassed. Commercial.
In the arena:
Are you ready? It is time for the official DX reunion. Triple H asks "Are you ready" in an attempt to wake up the crowd. For the thousands in attendance and millions watching at home, and just because they are back, let's get ready to suck it! If you're not down with that...HHH says the originals are back, badder than ever. Shawn says he had to ask the Lord for forgiveness, since Vince and Shane are worried sick about Stephanie's labor pains. HHH calls him a liar and Shawn says Steph is fine. Shawn wonders who got her pregnant. HHH says whoever he is, he must be a stud and well well hung. Shawn knows what the Squad is thinking. They have the odds in their favor. But they are not just facing two superstars, they are facing DX. The Spirit Squad interrupts. It's the Midget Squad on their way to the ring! Is this what became of Smackdown's Juniors Division? HHH and Shawn Michaels lay them out. HHH hits Sweet Chin Music on the shortest one. Shawn puts a blindfold on as HHH brings out his version of cheerleaders, fresh from the local gentleman's establishment. They have a cheer. They take off their shirts. HHH calls them the "breast" cheerleaders ever. Before they can take their bras off, the real Spirit Squad interrupts with all the heels, who walk to the back. Johnny and Nicky are bear down in the ring with Sweet Chin Music and a Pedigree. DX has two words for the Spirit Squad, and the midgets moon the Squad to reveal Suck It! written on their cheeks. That's all, folks!
Report by PWInsider.com & LionDen