Angelique
06-21-2006, 07:27 PM
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS
Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS
Spends a lot of time on the phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE
Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED
Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY
Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER
Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING
Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER
Wont make a decision
AGGRESSIVE
Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS
Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL
Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL
A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES
Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT
Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR
Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED
Back Stabber
LOYAL
Can't get a job anywhere else
Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS
Spends a lot of time on the phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE
Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED
Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY
Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY
Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER
Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING
Offers plausible excuses
CAREFUL THINKER
Wont make a decision
AGGRESSIVE
Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS
Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL
Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL
A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES
Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT
Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR
Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED
Back Stabber
LOYAL
Can't get a job anywhere else