Black Widow
12-11-2008, 10:48 PM
You're so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
You're as sharp as a marble.
You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished the poor driver.
I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
You're like school in the summertime -- no class.
You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing you.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.
If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
You're as sharp as a marble.
You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished the poor driver.
I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
You're like school in the summertime -- no class.
You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing you.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors thought the placenta was her twin.