JohnCenaFan28
02-03-2009, 11:13 PM
YES IT'S TRUE, ROB AKA 'THE AMAZING ROB' AKA 'CANADIAN CRAP' AKA 'ROBBIE RUBBISH' AKA 'THE MAN WHO TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY' HAS IN DEED TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY THAT SPECIAL NIGHT IN CANADA! Of course, I mean he touched me inappropriately by saying that my UOWSB character has a lot of potential but will never be over. That was an inappropriate touch according to my lawyers and psychiatric team so therefore I'm going to be writing this well-thought out and properly worded letter addressing the situation, that should boost my popularity and also make me an instant Rant Legend because I'm me and you're you and that means we're not each other but I'm still better!
When I first started off on this site, you were nothing and I was nothing but then I became something and you became jealous! Do you know what jealousy does to a man like you... makes them want to NOT eat Canadian Bacon! That's a sin against Canadia! Next up, you want to laugh at me for not being a "colourful character"
well I'm laughing at you because I'm gold/orange my art team is still working out what colour it is exactly but still I have had colour while you'll just remain a dull grey character! Do you know what grey rhymes with... GAY! That is instant proof that you are gay! Don't believe me, then ask the experts!
[QUOTE]Oprah Winfrey[The Oprah Winfrey Show Air Date: ??/??/9?]:
When a colour rhymes with a word, that means that whatever colour you are will reflect the word that it rhymes with. Look at me, I'm "black" so that means that I have plaque in my teeth. But that also means that everyone has a pack of cash under their seats alongside their rack implants for all you girls and guys!
^^SEE THAT!? Oprah is an expert contrary to your belief! But since you don't believe in God then you shouldn't believe in anything else! You're just a non-believer! I hate you so much for not believing in Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, Tinkerbell, Movie Magic, Naked Alien Chicks Who Abduct You For Sex Who Then Return You Without You Ever Knowing and the worst offence, you don't believe wrestling is real! How can you blindly turn away from those amazing "modified" moves that John Cena does every week! He's like so zOMg the best wrestler in the galaxy alongside K-Fed! Don't diss the wanna-be rappers and wrestlers, m'KAY!?
Next up, I hate you Rob because you have this sick obsession with the Jonas Brothers, you love them so much but you're some old, cranky Canadian who's stuck to a computer because his jizz stuck his hands to the keyboard forever! Why don't you give up your sicko dreams of Miley Cyrus naked and the Jonas Brothers and you having a threesome!
[FIN]
When I first started off on this site, you were nothing and I was nothing but then I became something and you became jealous! Do you know what jealousy does to a man like you... makes them want to NOT eat Canadian Bacon! That's a sin against Canadia! Next up, you want to laugh at me for not being a "colourful character"
well I'm laughing at you because I'm gold/orange my art team is still working out what colour it is exactly but still I have had colour while you'll just remain a dull grey character! Do you know what grey rhymes with... GAY! That is instant proof that you are gay! Don't believe me, then ask the experts!
[QUOTE]Oprah Winfrey[The Oprah Winfrey Show Air Date: ??/??/9?]:
When a colour rhymes with a word, that means that whatever colour you are will reflect the word that it rhymes with. Look at me, I'm "black" so that means that I have plaque in my teeth. But that also means that everyone has a pack of cash under their seats alongside their rack implants for all you girls and guys!
^^SEE THAT!? Oprah is an expert contrary to your belief! But since you don't believe in God then you shouldn't believe in anything else! You're just a non-believer! I hate you so much for not believing in Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, Tinkerbell, Movie Magic, Naked Alien Chicks Who Abduct You For Sex Who Then Return You Without You Ever Knowing and the worst offence, you don't believe wrestling is real! How can you blindly turn away from those amazing "modified" moves that John Cena does every week! He's like so zOMg the best wrestler in the galaxy alongside K-Fed! Don't diss the wanna-be rappers and wrestlers, m'KAY!?
Next up, I hate you Rob because you have this sick obsession with the Jonas Brothers, you love them so much but you're some old, cranky Canadian who's stuck to a computer because his jizz stuck his hands to the keyboard forever! Why don't you give up your sicko dreams of Miley Cyrus naked and the Jonas Brothers and you having a threesome!
[FIN]