Stunner
07-01-2006, 12:03 AM
A drunk navy Officer walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can
I help you Sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the Officer replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of
his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk Navy Officer looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can
I help you Sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the Officer replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of
his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk Navy Officer looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........
"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"